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Time: aUGH MY FUCKING HOT POCKET NUTTED ON ME

Light: Have you consider never using that phrase ever again?

Time: Look man, my hot pocket dumped its load onto me, what the fuck else am I supposed to say?

Life: “Well shoot, some of the sauce from my hot pocket spilled onto me”

Life: “I suppose I’ll head off to the faucet to wash this off, and perhaps change my clothing”

Time:

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A small tent, glowing brightly, sits off down this side path. You can see the points of light like fireflies moving about behind the (curiously un-striped) canvas walls, interspersed by occasional silhouettes of hands and swiftly moving figures. Perplexed, you poke your head around the edge of the doorway, expecting to spy dancers or contortionists (or, at worst, someone’s private office), and are greeted by…


…absolutely no one.

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