Watch a compilation of B. Dylan Hollis baking tiktoks, it's hilarious. I headcanon this is how Luigi bakes with his family or kids around so they can have a good laugh before the treats or when someone asks him to use a bizarre recipe.
Here's a link: https://youtu.be/Dp4DC-QPDKc?si=Nny-lM7qADcAsfgV
Dude, I can't even begin to describe to you how hard this made me laugh. It's so good, omg!! 🤣🤣🤣
Feeling some angst at the moment. I am aware that the life line has nothing to do with how long you'll live, but I really like this idea
Lily has been thinking about it all day. She took divination for the fun of it, but she can't help but wonder if it's real sometimes.
They're learning palm reading this unit. James had taken the class to keep Lily company, and the rest of the marauders had followed suit. They all share a table through the lectures, working through assignments together.
She's sure that she read her palm correctly. She did exactly as her textbook had said, comparing the diagram to her own palm and marking her findings on a sheet of parchment.
She's spent ages marking the meanings of the planes and mounds of her palms, careful to differentiate between her dominant and non-dominant hands for accurate results.
Currently, she's staring down at her life line, distracted from watching Remus and James play a game of exploding snap. Usually, she loves to lean against her boyfriend's shoulder on the couch, watching their games, but now she can't keep her eyes on James’ cards.
“Hey, Lils, you okay?” James’ voice is a soft hum in her ear. “You've been looking at your hand all day.”
“Yeah, James, I'm just distracted,” Lily says, making eye contact. There's something concerned in his hazel eyes.
“By what?” Remus asks as James leans his head against Lily's cheek in a pseudo-hug. His curls tickle her skin.
“My life line's really short.” She shrugs.
“Lilypads, divination isn't real.” James grins, “have you been worried about this all day?”
She's almost sheepish to admit it, but she does, and James offers up his own hand to show her.
“Look, see? My life line's short, too.” He says. “It doesn't mean anything.”
And Lily smiles as James kisses her hairline, finally putting the thought to rest. After all, it's a stupid notion that James will die young. He's too full of life for that.
Top Ten Worst Moments of My Life: last night my fiancée paused the House ep and whispered something in my hard of hearing ear that i didn't quite catch. i THOUGHT she mightve said we should fuck and come back to the ep later ??? but that's pretty out of character for her and it was a really good hilson domestic ep so i just said "watching house and wilson is like sex to me" and hit play, assuming that if she really did want to have sex she would scoff and pause it again.
apparently thats exactly what she wanted but she didnt scoff nor did she pause it. she let it play. we watched the whole episode. she just took it at face value that i would rather watch house and wilson queerbait than have actual gay sex