Waiter: So, what can I get you?
Scott: *Voice cracking* I’d like the blueberry pancakes
Scott: *Crying* hAha pranked, I’Ll hAvE tHe OmElet
Tony: I started a podcast
Rhodey: Oh cool, what’s it called?
Tony: Constant Screaming
Tony: Can you follow me on Soundcloud-?
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 || 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐎𝐟 𝐀 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫
“𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝙸𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝙼𝚊𝚗.”
hello I tried to base this video from the doab tony wallpaper that I made sndmsmd (sadly the small photo scenes arent in the video)
I was crying while editing this so that means: u must cry too (jkjk)
Sorry to burst y'all bubble but…
There was no jealous Steve in Endgame. What we saw was Chris Evans realizing he signed for the wrong role.
Now that Steve Rogers is both physically and biologically 100 everyone can safely call him grandpa
Steve: Jesus Christ, what happened to your arm?!?
Peter: *holds up his arm* I broke it
Peter: But I got a 95 on my Spanish final
“May I have this dance, my lady?”
Tony: Jesus Peter, you look like shit, what happened??
Peter: Finals happened
Peter: On the bright side though, I haven’t slept in 69 hours
Tony: How is that good?
“I love you 3,000”
- Tony Stark to Morgan Stark, Avengers:Endgame
I gotta say… I prefer Bucky with short hair
Lego Stark and Son!
why did god put the devil in me? requested by anon
Thanos just stop
kidnapper: we have your son
Natasha: I don’t have a son
kidnapper: then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made me cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Natasha: oh my God. you have Scott
I care more about the Avengers future than my own. -Tony Stark or Peter Parker probably
I think the writers of Endgame missed a very big opportunity to make Hawkeye’s hearing loss canon, they had the perfect time! The damn Avengers compound collapses/caved in on them! Do you know how easy it would have been?
Clint regains consciousness, we hear this loud ringing, his vision is slightly off and a large groan of pain as he rises to his feet. We finally get a good look at Clint whose shaking his head trying to focus, he can faintly hear nosies but can’t place what they are or where they’re coming from? He rubs his ears trying to make it better, under the impression it’s simply from the impact but when he pulls his hands away there’s blood on them, his ears are bleeding. He’s injured, it’s normal he could’ve died. He expects it to clear up which it does but only his vision, it’s sounds that are still muffled.
Clint doesnt have an opportunity to truly understand what is going on but the one thing he knows for sure is protect the stones. He has to protect the stones. The way he moves seems uncoordinated and the fact that he can barely hear the things chasing him sets him in a panic. It’s a miracle he escapes, gauntlet in his arms and even with his ears ringing he fights because Laura is back, he heard her and if Laura is back then his kids are back and he needs to get out of this alive if he’s ever going to see them.
He doesn’t put two and two together until after the Battle when he’s standing on the field in a daze. The world sounds different because he can’t hear it properly, it’s eerily quiet and he looks lost. It’s Scott who notices. He calls out to him and Clint swears he can hear something but he’s not entirely sure anymore. It’s as if someone is covering his ears and shouting at him. The world that was once full of sounds, even with 50% of the population gone…. is quiet.
Tony: I’m such a fierce Ravenclaw, you don’t even know
Stephen: Hon, we all know your short ass is a Slytherin
Okay but the world is gonna be full of CHAOS!! I mean HALF THE POPULATION DISAPPEARED AND CAME BACK 5 YEARS LATER! Do you see the implications of that???
All the new conflicts?? The new WARS?? Probably lots of the snapped were in some position of power: president, royalty, etc. And them coming back to find they have no power? Wars are coming
Lots of the snapped probably come back to find they have NOTHING. No job, no money, no house, NO FAMILY. And what about poor people who weren’t snapped and probably occupied empty houses and have turned them into their homes??? What will happen now????? Who keeps the house???
Like i can’t even BEGIN to mention all the issues and conflicts that could happen in a society post Hulk’s snap because it truly is so. fucked. up.
911 operator: 911 What’s your emergency.
Clint: Let’s say you accidentally cut your hand off.
911 operator: Is this Clint Barton again?
Clint: Yes. Now, please don’t interrupt me.