#MessedUpEssy

[dreemurr-skelememer]

Get crabbed 🦀❤

#messedupessy #I FINALLY REMEMBERED TO ANSWER THIS HAHAHAHA #THANK YOU ESSY WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH <33333

[messedupessy]

idk if this is more appropriate for dms, but i don't have a tumblr acc soo. tldr the artist @dreemurr-skelememer has apparently?? been outed as a predator and abuser?? ? idk if it's for real but they instantly went on the defensive claiming that _they_ were the ones abused when lots off ppl are apparently saying otherwise, justbe careful

Oh so this a thing that some troll is spreading around now huh? @dreemurr-skelememer look at this shit my first proper ask in ages and it's some dumb fuck spreading lies, if Kia now who I have known as a dear friend for like 5-6 years is so horrible then show me the fucking proof! But you won't because you got none other than the fact they ship something you think ppl should die for, that you think fiction is real get fucked and get help!

And besides when I was still in the fandom I shipped way worse anyway come at me you stupid anti fucks so I can laugh at you for been so dumb!

#MessedUpEssy #Essy Answers #the fucking nerve im dying #they so dumb #and clearly messaging ppl who comments in support etc #so dumb

[bluechocowitz]

Heya so it seems your twitter gotten hacked?? You are retweeting a bunch of crypto shit D:

I KEEP HAVIGN TO DELETE THOSE STUPID CRYPTO TWTS BRO I THINK I MIGHT JUST DELETE MY TWT ALL TOGETHER IF THIS KEEPS UP 😭

#i added two factor and whatever and IT STILL POPS UP #bluechocowitz #bluesez #ask #messedupessy

[greenskellyblob]

@messedupessy I drew Corn a while ago and just??? Forgot to share??? Thank you for sending me your naked chicken wondeful crocs owner's ref sheet so I can try my hand at drawing them!

#I tried to go for a more realistic feel than what you usually go for #and uh??? Corn got wrinkly and reminds me of raw chicken #i'm gently frying him in my mind #jelly art #I absolutely love the hoodie #I want it

[bulle-blackhole]

Characters that are very me-coded

Baron (The cat returns), Miguel (Mob Psycho 100), Luffy (One Piece), Tengen (Demon Slayer), Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Yonka (One Piece)

thank you @arabaka for tagging me mwah mwah not a lot of fem characters but points at Sebastian and Miguel - i associate them with feminity and I will not explain so therefor there are 3 F and 3 M. don't worry about it. (i know i could do just dudes/enbies, but shakes my brain, fem important to me too)

tagging @messedupessy @dreemurr-skelememer @wurm-food @lidocainedrop @digglesgiggless @cyborg-franky @popatochisssp

#tag game #game chain #tag chain

[thefloatingstone]

Tagged by @craftylittlenerd

Garrus is a mainstay in all 3 games so for any "Fave squad member?" question it's always gonna be Garrus. So He just goes without question and I'll answer for everyone BESIDES Garrus to make it more interesting;

1: Wrex

2: Mordin Solus my beloved

3: I actually vary a lot in ME3 because I love so many of the characters, but I'll usually rotate between Liara, Tali and EDI

4: WIDOW!

5: BLACK WIDOW!

6: Infiltrator! because you can set things on fire and go invisible. You don't even need anything else.

7: oh oof that's actually VERY hard... Guessing the Citadel doesn't count because it's not a planet. The one that keeps coming to mind is Sur'Kesh for some reason. Although Rannoch is also really really good. As for favourite planet you never actually land on, I am a big fan of Klendagon with it's huge scar inflicted by a reaper

8: Virmire

9: Mordin's Recruitment, Garrus' Loyalty mission, or the Normandy's final resting place

10: Leviathan, Rannoch and the entirety of the Citadel DLC.

11:

12: Tali/Femshep. I know the dumb reasons Bioware didn't include it but not only is Tali canonically jacking it to Femshep, she ALSO drunkenly admitted she wants a threesome with her and Garrus. It's not even subtext it's just fucking text. (also Miranda/Femshep is also a massive oversight). I think Javik/Shepard COULD be interesting from a writing perspective as well.

13: Mako forever

14: I don't find any of the characters overrated?? The ones that are very mid are not very popular (looks directly at Jacob) so I can't say there are any that get too much love.

15: Mordin and Legion but I am incredibly bias. I always felt I like Mordin more than Shepard likes Mordin which is a damn shame. Other MASSIVELY underrated character as a whole tho is Aethyta. I actually had a bug in my last playthrough where she just... never spawned on the Citadel which means I completely missed out on tying up the strings of that storyline which I am very annoyed about. Oh ALSO an underrated character is Bray!

16: I can't remember them

17: Firebase Dagger

18: SR-2 (sorry SR-1)

19: Synthesis. It's the whole thesis statement of the entire trilogy.

20: Paragon for life.

I'm bad at tagging so please ignore this if you want to, I just always feel I'm bothering people when I tag then 😭

@milkywayes @messedupessy @me-and-my-gaster

#Mass Effect

[me-and-my-gaster]

[COMMISSION] The Lovers for @messedupessy

“Drag me down, underwater I can't breath, no one saves me Drag me down, into sorrow Take my hand, I'll drown you with me”

Essy wanted a rework of the old tarot card I made with Boney and the bastard - so here it is. A chock full of symbols and also a ship. The one in the back, I mean. I missed drawing Seaswap <3

Thank you for commissioning me!

#my commissions #mamgified tarot #tarot card commission #tarot card redesign #tarot #seaswap #seaswap boney #seaswap papyrus #seaswap thatch #my art

[sin-cognito]

@seaswap doodle for @messedupessy !

For context, I’ve offered to draw some doodles for people who voted for Fell!Sans in the best AU Sans poll on twitter (and yay, my blorbo won! ♥), so now that I’m done with all of them, I’mma spam you guys with some art for a little bit. So yeah, the first doodle was requested by the lovely Essy, who asked for her amazing seaswap babes, Boney and Pass! I’ve been wanting to draw them for an eternity now, so it was nice to finally get the perfect opportunity to do that! Mwah for you Essy! ♥

#Cognito art #FELLSWEEP doodle #OC #btw I don't have a scanner with me right now #so the pics quality will be very yucky

[achirding]

WIPTober 8: Galarak AU! Lancelot

A Lancelot design for a very specific AU- the Galarak AU I’ve developed with my buddy @messedupessy! <3 BELOVED AU I LOVE VERY MUCH AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE LANCELOTS AND THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVE DESIGNS TOO. 

Galarak AU is exactly as it sounds- Galahad ends up dating Lamorak, whose first meeting with Lancelot is so painfully awkward when he went in for that bro hug that Galahad ends up laughing so hard he cried. So of course, Lamorak doubles down and tries to get his boyfriend to laugh by driving the most serious, dour, depressed man in Camelot crazy with increasingly elaborate pranks. (Lancelot, of course, very much struggles between wanting to kill Lamorak and not wanting to absolutely ruin his already tense relationship with his son.)

#satbk #sonic and the black knight #satbk sir lancelot #achirping #shadow the hedgehog #satbk au #galarak au #HE'S VERY MISERABLE AND DEPRESSED BECAUSE HIS LIFE HAS BEEN VERY VERY HARD AND SAD AND HE TRIES REALLY #BUT HE SUCKS AT COMMUNICATION AND ISOLATES SO MUCH AND IS JUST SO CLOSED OFF IT CAUSES A LOT OF FRICTION WITH GALAHAD AND HE'S GRIEVING #@essy ilu man this au is so much fun for us and i love it so much ALL OF IT IS SO FUN AND GOOD thnk u for expanding this idea!!!! #and now i am caught up ahhhhhhhhh

[les-etoiles-de-bulle]

another commission from @messedupessy who decided to treat me by making me draw something for myself. trickery.

#my art #one piece #digital art #shachi #penguin #bepo #one piece shachi #one piece penguin #one piece bepo #self insert #self ship #B☆

[dreemurr-skelememer]

Ahh gotta love it when u get into talking about dreamtale like this, im like sitting here eating popcorn enjoying the show as someone who isnt even in the fandom anymore pfft 👀🍿

it's like collective group therapy for ayone who was exposed to the horrors of canon dreamtale

#messedupessy

[messedupessy]

AYO IT'S THE ONE WHO WAITS (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ❤

So probably over a year ago I showed a wip of this, and then I just never fucking finished it so thought I should post the unfinished version as I haven't posted any art for ages and haven't drawn anything for ages as well xD

This is my old attempt at my take on Narinder, the one who waits, from Cult of the Lamb, as when it first came out I was stupidly hooked on it, but then there were some sort of game bug happening so I stopped and then I haven't played until a couple of weeks ago again and damn there is allot of new things now! Anyway my design of this guy was inspired by someone, I sadly forgot who if I ever remember I will edit this, who decided to make their own take of him and make him into a sphynx cat, and as my old followers know I love them and making Narinder into one just fits him so well xD

I also pictured he would be pretty darn malnourished after all the time he was locked up, and scars that might never heal and so on, and I don't fully remember where I got the inspo for his outfit but I recall I looked at allot of different art and ingame stuff to create something that looks like it fits the universe, so yeah got nothing more to say really except enjoy! This is really old and unfinished but I still like it allot! ❤

#messedupessy #Essy's art #cult of the lamb #cotl #cult of the lamb narinder #cotl narinder #the one who waits #malnourished #ribs showing #not sure how to tag for that #so feel free to tell me so i can tag properly #darn this is srsly so old tho #i don't even fully remember when I originally started it #his head is way too big i should prolly shrink it but eh can't be bothered #not to mention i am so rusty i don't fully remember how i usually did stuff #but anyway still love him #and him been a sphynx cat is just so good ok #bc he will be all cold and need to bundle up #preferably with a certain lamb pfft

[itsladykit]

Many thanks to the folks who recc’d Pokemon Arceus—I love it.

Especially you @messedupessy. Much appreciated. ^_^

#stfu kit

[bulle-blackhole]

Rules: Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

thank you @wurm-food for tagging me mwah mwah

3 ships : sunshine/emo, small/big, smart idiot/idiot genius

first ever ship : okay so. i genuinely wont be able to say first /first/, the oldest i can remember tho is maybe Hilda/N from the game pokémon black&white - buuut it was veeery self insert driven so, idk ?

last song : daisy bell duo with vocoder, vokaloid and IBM704. beloved

last movie : aaah fuuck okay i think ? it was probably. the bad guys ???????? maybe ????? its the last one i remember watching a while back with my sister but i cant tell if i watched something else since then maybe

currently reading : nothing - i have yet, to have the courage to start my books. ALTHOUGH, me and hubby started doing a read of the one piece manga together so i could catch up....but we go slow because im a mess

currently watching : naruto ! we're like, episode 20 i think. so just started lol. also skipping filler for the first watch through

currently consuming : i did just finish a melon ramune and wavy chips salt and vinegar

currently craving : cheese cake. always

tagging uuuh @messedupessy @digglesgiggless @dreemurr-skelememer @cyborg-franky @lovelyless-fiction @swagmanconfre @popatochisssp @rosiinantes @me-and-my-gaster

#tag games #tag game #chain games #chain game #tag chain

[thefloatingstone]

9 People I'd like to know better

Tagged by; @alphagodith

Last song; Blue Night by the enigmatic singer and songwriter Doji Morita. An artist we know very little about who released 8 albums between 1977 and 1983 before retiring and disappearing again. As there was almost 0 information on who they were, it was only with the release of a posthumous book called "Blood Song" where it was finally revealed who Doji Morita was, where they came from, and what happened to them after retirement. Despite this, their wikipedia page remains sparse and doesn't even list their real name. However this is unclear if it's because nobody has cared enough to update the page or if it is left blank out of respect of Doji Morita's wishes.

Currently watching; Nothing really. I've mostly been enjoying youtube videos. lately I have been watching a lot of youtube channels that focus on dark content. I've been enjoying Sakura Stardust's videos a lot as well as rewatching a few Wendigoon videos. As well as seeking out videos that cover unsettling topics

Currently reading; Once again not much or nothing really. I really want to sit down and read more but I often find it difficult to focus on only reading something. Especially when I'm used to doing 4 or 5 things simultaneously. The most I can say is I've been reading @bamsara's Solar Lunacy fic. As well as various reference books on topics like television history and the history of comic books.

Current obsession; Mass Effect although to be fair I am never NOT obsessing over Mass Effect. I just don't talk about it for long stretches of time until The Madness takes me again.

Tagging; @messedupessy @me-and-my-gaster @dana-chan-the-control-brain @circlesaidd @unregisteredcookie @greenjellyblob @54viruses @ffxplayer

Anyway one else who wants to do this (I can't think of 9 whole people who wouldn't mind me bugging them by tagging them)

#tag game #Youtube

[redtomatofan]

Coming in with another ko-mission!

Two cutiepies - Pass by @messedupessy and Vi by @absurdmageart ❤️❤️❤️ You can learn more about them if you read up on Seaswap AU 🏴‍☠️ @seaswap

#i actually adore pass to bits #he's precious and very wholesome #a comfort character tbh #sanscest #my art #redtomatofan #messedupessy #absurdmageart