Silence: You are my last living legacy.
Silence: *Hands Sabre a kazoo*
Sabre: ..??
Sabre: What do you want me to do with this???
(Edit: I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG BLOG BUT OH WELL)
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Slicer: In your professional opinion, how would I die?
Silence: Murder... execution.. we never find your head.
Spency: *Lifts his hand*
Silence: *Looks at Spency* You slip in the tub.
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Silence: And in the end we’re all just human beans.
Slicer: And together we will rice.
Mogi: Lettuce pray.
Crystal: Ramen.
Spency: Well that was beautiful.
Sabre: What did I just witness??
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Silence: Who the heck ordered all these pizzas?
Flub, tied to a chair: You said I had one phone call.
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Mevoda, pointing at himself: You could make a religion out of this.
Lucas: Haha yeah.
*11 years later*
Lucas: *Realizes that Mevoda started a cult* OH.
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Silence: I didn’t raise you to disappoint me like this.
Sabre: But you didn’t raise me?
Silence: Exactly.
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Silence: Welcome to Applebees, would you like the apples or the bees?
Sabre: ...Bees?
Silence: He has selected the bees!
Sabre: Wait-
Spency: *Comes in aggresively shaking a jar of bees*
Sabre: WAIT-
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Lucas: You’re a wanted man, Medova.
Medova: That’s impossible, I wasn’t even a wanted child.
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Sabre: There are 7 chairs and 10 people. What do you do?
Flub: Have everyone stand.
Spency: Bring 3 more chairs.
Lucas: The best 7 of the lot may sit down.
Silence: Kill 3.
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