#NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

[doortotomorrow]

LEON + ASHLEY - Leon carrying Ashley to safety

#Resident Evil #Resident Evil 4 #Leon Kennedy #Ashley Graham #Leon x Ashley #not over this in the slightest #Leon's got one foot in the grave #but is that going to stop him from saving Ashley? #never #not in a million years #because he will do whatever it takes to get her home

[darling-has-a-smol-heart]

Back on my Knuxouge bs

#they make me happy your honor #knuckles the echidna #Rouge the bat #knuxouge #knuckles x rouge #they're NOT affectionate #how could you think that #not in a million years #they don't nuzzle at all #no sir #my artwork #sth #sth fanart

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

When you wrote Kirtch, did you ever expect him to be so popular?

I never expected anyone to read any of my stories tbh

Even if two thirds of my followers are bots, that's still nearly a thousand people who read at least one of my stories and liked it so much that they decided to follow me.

That's crazy, dude.

Absolutely mind boggling.

Having people adore a character I made is just, really really awesome ❤️

#never would have guessed #not in a million years #thank you for interacting with me #seriously thank you #it's so wild #i can't believe it #when i got my first interaction i was so stoked #less than a year of posting stories and i have some pretty cool mutuals #it's amazing #awesome #thank you thank you thank you

[gifti3]

Honestly mammon is so generous cause no way im sendin my crush to comfort my older brother who also has a thing for them

#obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #if my brother was like lucifer #popular and well respected by mostly everyone #always has things going his way #no way #not in a miLLION YEARS #like let me have this one thing work out for me please #especially if the MC is possibly interested in me too #mammon is better than me in this case #the avatar of greed cares more about his brothers in the end #i love that #but also i am not him #especially after being the punching bag of the family #let ME HAVE THIS ONE THING GOD #id be so scared that mc would fall for lucifer cause it feels like its how its supposed to be #i will go and comfort lucifer myself #but he is not about to use his 1st ML energy to seduce mc or whatever lol

[sudrianforces]

Hey, can someone please remind me of what today is? I forgot

#april fools #SIKE you thought I was leaving #not in a million years #sudrianforces

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

.

#thinking about how much my life has changed since 4 years ago #about how I was in New York and I was really lonely and lost #feeling like I was being swallowed up by a city I never wanted to call home but felt like I had to in order for me to try to live a dream #and how swiftly it all changed even in a few months #and how I’d never had known it at the time #now I’m home in Boston and I’ve been home for 3 years #and when I used to long for living in Boston again I’d always feel like I’d never be the same as before #I wish I could tell myself it’s just as beautiful as I thought it never would be #and how loved and supported and warm I feel here #I mean #I get to make movies here?? and still be close to my parents?? and my brother?? and the home I grew up in?? #I get to be in love with this spectacular woman and live with her?? and create this soft little life with her?? #I never would’ve thought #I guess I thought I didn’t deserve it #not for any reason in particular #just because it was me #not in a million years #anyway #just thinking about how much changes and beautiful it can be when you least expect it #bella's thoughts #personal

[hiding-in-my-blanket-fort]

To anyone saying there was loads of evidence in OMITB s2 pointing to Becky, I want to slap you with a rubber chicken rn WTF DO YOU MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS

Now I have to rage rewatch and boil over all the obvious clues repeatedly blowing raspberries in my face

#omitb spoilers #only murders in the building #ace talks to herself #there is absolutely no way i would have guessed becky did it #not in a million years

[impishchao]

You'll NEVER guess what character this is going to be

#not in a million years #sonic #dr starline #idw sonic #me #sth #dr starline the platypus #dr starline plush moment

[rosiethedragongeek]

Concept:

Snotlout singing to baby Zephyr & Nuffink when he's babysitting to get them to sleep

#i mean we already know he has a good singing voice #and his gut reaction to holding the baby fireworm was to sing it a lullaby so??? #he would never admit to it though #not in a million years #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout #snotlout snotlout oi oi oi #zephyr and nuffink #zephyr & nuffink #zephyr haddock #httyd zephyr #zephyr #nufink haddock #httyd nuffink #nuffink #rosie's httyd brainrot

[soleil-in-retrograde]

Wtffffff?

As I've said before, I never once thought this crazy idea where 85% of my thought process is my weird sense of humor and the other 15% is purely aaaaangst would be so popular. Seriously. It's amazing! Thank you for coming on this crazy ride with me so far!

#flowers for apollo #fanfic #lester papadopoulos #I never expected so many people to like this thing! #not in a million years

[kaiserouo]

"Sorry Jett. He called in sick."

#tbh i still treat their voice as newcastle #i played very little valorant #yes i completely gave up drawing wraith's face #just. no. #not in a million years #also somehow draw her kinda chubby idk how lol #apex legends #apex wraith #wraith #wraith apex #valorant #valorant kay/o #kay/o #my art #Youtube

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

Re: Alex saying Henry tolerates him at his most annoying. That's why I didn't like Henry calling him irritating to Bea, literally the whole point was that Henry didn't mind him being annoying or find him too much.

Since Henry didn’t really know Alex I think I can let it slide (it doesn’t hit as hard as if Henry said that while truly knowing Alex), but book!henry would NEVER even if he didn’t know Alex, he finds every part of him extremely charming

#not in a million years #he would not #rwrb #casey mcquiston #red white and royal blue #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #red white & royal blue #rwrb movie

[the-ocean-is-scary]

cursed thought—tremaine with a mullet

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

#/j/lh #BUT NO #NONONO #I AM NOT LETTING MY FAVORITE CHARACTER LOOK LIKE THE DRUMMER IN MY SHOW CHOIR #NOT IN A MILLION YEARS #tremaine blackbourne #marie lu #warcross #marie luniverse #the ocean becomes sentient

[ironicscavenger]

Like never before, I am getting Israeli propaganda across social media, even on Tumblr. Absolutely insane. "Very real witnesses here, we promise, please believe our lies". I'm so goddamn tired.

#free palestine #the way they insist there are witnesses to hummus' crimes #like i dont believe you #isra*l lost credibility to me #and even if i believed it. is that supposed to justify a g*enocide #not in a million years

[comphyjost]

march 15, 2022

#the dark day #tyson jost #joseph i will literally never forgive you for it #NEVER EVER #not in a million years

[spectralhunter]

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓, takumi  secured  both  menus    &   begun  to  order  their  afternoon  lunch  like  a  king.  min-jun  was  left  with  empty  hands  in  turn,  his  unspoken  words  still  hanging  at  the  edge  of  his  lips,  gazing  at  the  boy  with  that  dark,  impenetrable  look  until  the  moment  where  their  waitress  finally  wrote  everything  down    &   left.    &   ‘twas  rather  surprising,  to  say  at  least,  for  it’s  been  almost  ten  years  since  he’d  become  a  serial  killer,  almost  ten  years  since  he’d  kill  anyone  bold  enough  to yank  the  knife  from  his  hands  but  now,  just  watching  takumi  smile,  min-jun  feels  as  though  he  doesn’t  mind;     like  he’s  found  a  new  place  to  belong,  a  most  warm,  loving  home  that  isn’t  at  all  superficial.

      ❝     … . .     ❞

slowly  looking  down,  the  young  serial  killer  reminisces  one  last  time  about  stolen  authority  before  proceeding  to  take  off  the  hood  as  well  as  the  jacket,  letting  it  hang  off  the  chair  like  a  dark  veil.  the  leather  suspenders  no  longer  hidden  but  fully  visible,  much  like  the  butterfly-knife  they  blatantly  uphold. min-jun  doesn’t  care  at  all  to  hide  it.  in  fact,  he  most  casually  crosses  a  leg  over  the  other   &  places  both  hands  on  the  upper  knee  with  all  black-nailed  fingers  laced  together,  being  completely,  utterly  relaxed.  after  all,  takumi  just  made  a  silent  promise   &  trust  isn’t  something  you  should  simply  speak  of  but show,  very  much  the  way  he  is  now,  ever  so  gently  rubbing  own  leg  against  the  other,  revealing  a  ghost  of  a  playful  smile.

There  lies  a  certain  unseen  unique  beauty  between  them.  Its  fragile  nature  is  upkept  by  acceptance,  compassion,  and  an  indescribable  ignorance  from  Takumi’s  desire  to  accept  Envy;  on  the  reflection  of  his  eyes,  Envy’s  presence  was  beautiful,  and  such  beauty  could  only  be  understood  by  the  beholder.  In  his  own  sense  of  understanding,  Takumi  granted  a  boyish  smile.  He  was  contempt  by  being  given  an  opportunity  to  show  Envy  that  a  date  could  be  enjoyed  in  peace,  especially  when  in  the  company   of  someone  he  could  trust.

❝  Let’s  see  what  we’re  getting.  Hmmm. . .   ❞  Reminiscing  over  the  pleasant  sensation  of  their  legs  touching,  our  investigator  remained  fairly  composed.  His  eyes  carefully  trailed  over  each  printed  selection  on  the  menu,  ‘till  a  mouth  watering  option  came  to  view:  ‘ House  Special,  a  combination  of  steak  and  fries ‘. A robust  dish,  perhaps  far  too  robust  for  someone  such  as  Envy?  Oh,  what  did  it  matter.  Takumi  was  in  control,  and this was going to be their choice.

His  enamoured  eyes  glanced  once  anew  into  Envy’s  own,  rekindling  that  profound  interest  they  quietly  shared.   ❝  Just  trust  me,  okay?  It’s  a  great  dish,  and  I’ve  eaten  here  a  few  times  before.  ❞  No  answer  needed,  just  that  sweet  silent  reciprocation  from  their  visual  bond.

Eventually  the  waitress  came,  shared  a  greeting  and  took  their  booking.  Thankfully  nothing  too  obstructive  in  terms  of  disturbing  their  little  date.  Takumi  placed  an  open  palm  on  top  of  the  table,  its  inward  surface  facing  up,  as  if  tempting  Envy  to  place  his  own  on  it.     ❝  About  time  you’ve  lived  a  little,  huh?  And  eat  slowly,  I  don’t  want  you  dying  on  me  from  laziness,  we  still  got  places  to  go  after!  ❞  Wanted  or  not,  Envy  was  now  bound  to  enjoy  the  small  pleasures  of  life.

@s-talking

#s talking #✦ 彡 ︱ 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝚁 𝙶𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝚃𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙱𝚂 𝚄𝙿 | 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 : 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 #Think I would forget such an amazing thread like this one? #Not in a million years #The fact Takumi is able to take Envy out on a date is a miracle #I want to abuse this to the max #👀