Police Officer: I pulled you over because you have three people on a single motorcycle.
Hayama: Wait, three?
Mibuchi: Oh my god, Mayuzumi fell off.
yo i love this request :)))))
- hayama honestly doesn’t think anything of it when he realizes that he is dating the younger sister of Nebuya Eikichi. he’s best friends with the guy! what’s there to worry about
- he’s actually pretty excited about dating someone he’s close to because he’d like to think of them all as a big happy family
- also he thinks potentially having eikichi as a brother in law would be so fun
- but he didn’t take into account the fact that eikichi has three older brothers, who are very much as muscular and intimidating as eikichi, except they are not close with hayama
- hayama had known about the three older Nebuya bros, but it wasn’t until he met all three of them (at the same time) that he started to feel intimidated
- you wanted to introduce your brothers (including eikichi) to hayama over dinner, since that would be the best time to catch all of them in a good mood
- you hadn’t told any of your brothers about hayama yet, but you had a suspicion that eikichi knew since hayama had a big mouth
- however, your plan backfired because your brothers hate being kept secrets from, especially when it was something important about your personal life + ESPECIALLY when it was about their cherished little sister
- your brothers could be seen as intimidating to any strangers, but to you, they were all huge teddy bears + you had them all wrapped around your finger
- except when it came to hayama
- they generally trusted your judgement when it came to picking a boyfriend, but they weren’t too sure about this seemingly immature little guy. they weren’t worried about him breaking your heart, because they made sure to let hayama know what exactly would happen to him if
- they’d beat the ever-loving shit out of him
- now, eikichi wouldn’t go that hard, but it would for sure put a huge strain on their relationship
- any time hayama comes over, one of your brothers (or all three of them, minus eikichi) will place themselves strategically near you or directly in between where the two of you are sitting
- any time you go over to hayama’s one of them is on duty to make sure you’re not wearing anything too “provocative” and he WILL make you go change if he deems it too revealing
- overall, eikichi is 100% okay with you dating hayama, because he knows hayama + he knows that hayama is a good guy with only good intentions
- it’s just the problem of you + eikichi trying to convince your others brothers of that
p.s., aomine and nebuya aren’t black. idk where people got that idea. dark-skinned japanese people exist.
bonus reminder: asian people aren’t white. and yes, japan is part of asia.
Oops! I forgot to mention I’m a Virgo. I’m the otaku match-up anon.
Your match-up: Murasakibara Atsushi
- He also seems really intimidating, but in reality he is just a tall plushy.
- He never shares his snacks, never. But you would definitely be an exception, he would even share maiubo.
- I get the feeling that apart from food, he would also be an otaku, so a shared interest would already be present.
Other possible match-up: Eikichi Nebuya
Match-up based on zodiac sign: Midorima Shintarō (cancer), Hyuuga Junpei (taurus)
Your match-up: Murasakibara Atsushi
- He would love them lazy stay-in-bed-and-eat-the-whole-fucking-fridge dates.
- Whenever you would playfully hit him, he would be answering with an ‘I’ll crush you’, and that’s when you know you’re about to have sex.
- You two would stay up late night playing video games, and you would have junk food all around you, and I gotta say, that would be pretty awesome.
Other possible match-up: Eikichi Nebuya
Match-up based on zodiac sign: Kagami Taiga (leo), Kise Ryōta (gemini)
These poor boys! I hope you meant Teppei Kiyoshi and not the other one, if so please let me know and I’ll try to edit him in. Thank you so much for being patient, and for requesting from me. :)
- Oh my gosh, this poor soul. I honestly think Kenichi would probably die if this ever happened. Being intimate with his wife is already something that gets him on edge, just the thought of it makes him extremely excited and when they get going he’s 1000% into it. So to have someone walk in on them - especially their child, just might cost Kenichi his life.
- Once he gets a hold of himself - which honestly wouldn’t happen if his wife wasn’t there to calm him down - he’d be frantically thinking of how to explain things in the most innocent ways to his child.
- “It’s fine, Ken. They didn’t actually walk in on us, it’s not like they saw anything.” By that time you would have your pand on Kenichi’s back, reassuring him that things aren’t as bad as he thinks it is. “How are we going to explain this? They’re too young to know about things like that! We’re not bad parents - right?”
- You and Ken would eventually decide that maybe it’s best to not bring it up anytime soon. If your kid decides to ask about it, then you’ll deal with it then. But honestly, for Kenichi’s sake, you hope that they wouldn’t ask about it anytime soon.
- It’ll take Kenichi some time to feel comfortable enough to get intimate with you again. To be completely at ease, he would plan weekends where the two of you would spend a few nights at a hotel, just to ensure that you were completely alone without a chance of being walked in on again.
- “Kenichi, where are you going?” It would be your first time having sex in your own bedroom since “the incident”, and in the middle of undressing you, Kenichi rushed over to your bedroom door. “I have to make sure it’s locked. You know what almost happened last time.”
- You manage to keep your laugh to yourself for his sake, but Kenichi continues to prove how much of an oaf he is. A huge, lovable oaf.
- Talk about a mood killer. Eikichi would understandably be a little flustered, especially if the kid manages to walk in on you two completely. How exactly do you explain the position that your kid finds you in without scaring them for life? Eikichi might take a few moments to get dressed and calm his nerves before going to talk to your child - he figured it best to get it out of the way now and for him to do the talking.
- The impromptu talk is a complete mess, especially if your child is a bit younger and knows nothing about the birds and the bees. All the questions that are being thrown at him throws Eikichi for a loop, and he’s so thankful when you finally walk in, taking over the role of replying and explaining things in a way that’s kid friendly.
- Finally back in the bedroom that you two share together, you decide that things are a bit too weird to pick up where you left off.
- “I guess that means we should lock the door when we plan on having a bit of fun.” “Yeah, and make sure the brat is asleep first.” He’d chuckle as you nudge him in the chest, laughing lightly because you honestly kind of agree.
- The next morning, when your young one is definitely sound asleep (Eikichi got up to make sure) the two of you finally finish off what you started last night, though in a much lazier, vanilla fashion.
- Teppei would somehow be able to cover the both of you before your child manages to walk in, leaving just his head poking out from the top of the blanket.
- “Hey little one, mommy and I are a bit busy. Give me a sec and I’ll put you back in bed.”
- He would be so calm about everything, replying to your worries with things like “It happens,” or “Some things can’t be helped. Don’t worry about it too much.”
- Once he comes back into the room, he would just flop onto the bed beside you and the two of you would share a laugh.
- “S/he has always been a bit curious huh?” “What else should we expect, especially with you as their dad.”
- Teppei wouldn’t be too bothered by it, but now knows that from now on he has to be a bit more responsible. He’d also gently explain to your child how important it is that mom and dad spend time alone together, and that it’s always a good thing to knock before entering.
- Teppei would probably spend most of his time reassuring you, too. He’d have to convince you that it’s safe to be intimate with each other.
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𝙣𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙨 : 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘕𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘢, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘐’𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯’. 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘕𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘢. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥-𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩, 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺’𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯’ 𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘓𝘦𝘵’𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴. A𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵.
𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 : 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺
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𝐍𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐄𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 ･ ｡ﾟ☆:
☆ “How’s it sound down there, short stuff?”
☆ Because you are so short, you are prone to a lot of teasing from Nebuya
☆ He enjoys the fact that you are so little because then he can just pick you up and carry you around, showing off his Herculean strength.
☆ Since you’re so short, you have a hard time reaching higher shelves, and of course, Nebuya will help you, but only after he’s done teasing you. He’ll put things on higher shelves just so you have to ask him for help. Of course, he’ll ask for a reward after he has teased you and actually gotten the item for you.
☆ Because you’re so affectionate, you are often hanging around him, either hugging him or cuddling with or just generally touching him in some way. Because you do this so often, he has become accustomed to it, though some think he’s more addicted to it. When you aren’t touching him, sometimes he’ll unknowingly seek out that comfort because he’s gotten so used to it.
☆ Nebuya would enjoy cuddling with you because he can wrap his arms around you and hold you tight. He especially loves embracing you in the winter because your small body is like a mini heater that was made just for him. Your body melds with his and during your cuddle sessions, it’s a mess of arms and legs firmly swaddled around your body. Getting him to let you go after he’s gotten comfortable is nearly impossible and no amount of whining or asking will get him off of you any faster. Nebuya is the type to know that he’s heavy, but still, place most of his weight on you, because he thinks it’s funny how you squirm. But no worries, you’ll live.
☆ Despite how he appears, he secretly enjoys how happy and bubbly you are. Your vibrant personality is contagious to him and fills him with energy after talking to you.
☆ He doesn’t mind listening to your rantings when you get overly excited about something new, and he finds it very cute.
𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 *.☽ .* :
☆ “Ask no more, cry no longer, the man of your dreams… has arrived.” Get ready for the cheesiest lines at all times. He’s just really excited to have a whole bae to himself.
☆ Your bubbly personality is only matched in intensity with Okamura’s feelings for you. He will go to many lengths to make sure you always keep the smile on your face.
☆ Okamura is known for having somewhat of a soft side, and that is explicitly displayed when it comes to you. He has no qualms giving you the attention you so justly want.
☆ Your affections do not go unreturned with Okamura. If you want to hold hands? Yes, he’s ready. Cuddle? Of course, he’s always there. You wanna kiss him? Be prepared cause he ain’t stoppin’ till he’s ready to stop. This train is always on the track.
☆ However, this is all when you initiate it. Good luck trying to get him to do it himself, he’s just as shy as you are affectionate. He likes being affectionate but has a harder time initiating it himself.
☆ Because he’s so shy with his own affections towards you, Okamura is more subtle with returning your gestures. Things like brushing his hand against yours while you’re walking or even he shyly tries to wrap his pinky around yours (It’s his way of hyping himself up to actually hold your hand). Most of the time you notice this and reach for his hand, which causes him to blush and look away with a giddy smile
☆ Okamura has a scary looking face, and because he’s so big, people tend to stay away from him, but not you. You saw past his scary disposition for the man that he truly is. You were able to pick out the small things that showed he wasn’t as tough or mean as people made him seem.
☆ Okamura loves to help you, but he does have a bit of a naughty side. His way of teasing is similar to Nebuya’s but he won’t readily admit that he moved the items to higher shelves until you go to reach for them.
An action filled movie played on the screen in front of the couple, though [Name] wasn’t really paying attention to it. She was more concerned with the warmth that was beside her as she leaned her body into Nebuya’s side. She fiddled with his hand, casually switching between lacing her fingers with his and tracing the palm on his hand. It was her parent’s date night evening and for the first time that week they were able to hang out alone.
The red bowl smeared with butter was left abandoned on the coffee table, emptied before the movie had even started. The girl wasn’t even able to get any before large basketball player engulfed it all. He had offered to go make more, but she declined, already comfortable lying against him. He didn’t complain about the lack of food for once and had simply pulled her closer to him. She guessed that he really enjoyed the quality time they spent with one another.
[Name] smiled at her wandering thought and glanced up at the teen whose focus was on the television screen. His brow furrowed, watching the turn of events that happened on the screen. Her smile widened and she once again turned her attention back to his hands. It’s been almost a year since the two teens had been dating and time seemed to go by so quickly.
It seemed just like yesterday when Nebuya had asked her out—their first official date, first kiss, first everything. It really made her wonder how long their relationship would last. They were far from perfect and sometimes their diverse personalities clashed. However, she supposed all relationships were like that. Just the thought of them not being together in a day, week, month, or year killed her on the inside. She never noticed how alive she was with him and how lost she would be without him. It hurt her heart just thinking about it.
In a years’ time, they would have to part ways at some point. She wanted to go to college and though they never talked about it much, she could tell it was an aspiration for him as well (though it was mostly to play basketball.) She sighed, leaning her head back into his shoulder and looking up at the ceiling. [Name] really loved growing up but hated it at the same time. Growing up meant facing problems that she could have hidden from before and growing up meant that all good things do come to an end. Even this night was going to come to a close in the duration of the next few hours.
Nebuya looked away from the screen for a moment, watching the small dip in [Name’s] lips. Her nostrils flared and out of habit while thinking, her teeth took her bottom lip between them. She had stopped messing with his hands a few minutes ago and though he was glad the distraction stopped, he wondered if she was planning something, only to find her in deep thought. He shifted both of their weight, throwing his legs onto the couch and nestling her comfortably onto his lap. He kissed her cheek and his arms tightened around her in a way that demanded to know what was wrong.
“What crawled up your ass in the duration of ten minutes?”
[Name] scowled and rolled her eyes. “It sure as hell wasn’t you, was it?” she asked sarcastically and he laughed, growling playfully in her ear.
“No, but I could crawl up somewhere else given half the chance,” he said and nipped at the soft spot only he had the pleasure of exploring whenever. She sighed blissfully and tilted her head back so that she was looking at him. As he made eye contact with her he could see just how anxious she had gotten in such a short amount of time.
He began to scan his memory for anything he could have done wrong but the only thing he had done recently was eat all of the popcorn before the movie had started. Though he didn’t think she would be angry about it…unless she was on her menstrual cycle and having mood swings? He grimaced at the thought and glanced down at her cautiously, and he noticed that she was still watching him.
“You’re not on your period, right?” he asked and promptly a half-hearted smack resonated through the living room. She turned her nose up at him and rose from the seat.
“I told you to stop asking that. My period is not a viable hypothesis, you butt. On that note, Imma go make more popcorn,” she said reaching for the bowl hands barely grazing it before she was pulled back onto the plump couch. Nebuya had somehow rolled to his knees with more agility than she thought possible, holding [Name] secure in his grasp. His arms caged the girl in and he looked up at her with a face that would have frightened anyone that didn’t personally know him.
“What’s wrong, Princess?” He asked and her heart jumped hearing how his tone dropped, and watching his dark eyes stare unwaveringly. She looked away for a moment, shrugging her shoulders.
“It’s nothing Eikichi. I mean, yes it’s something but it’s not important,” she explained with an indifferent smile on her face. Nebuya reached up, running a long finger down her cheek and she watched it trail down her neck, the side of her breast, her waist until it gently stopped at her thigh.
“It must be something important if I can’t even get that beautiful smile of yours to shine,” he said and [Name] genuinely smiled. Leaning forward she captured his lips with hers and he eagerly kissed her back. Wrapping her arms around his neck, she pulled her closer, basking in the warm comfort that he provided. She nuzzled her nose into the crook of his neck, breathing in deeply the scent of the strong, musky cologne that he wore.
“You say the cheesiest things sometimes.”
“H-Hey, that’s not very nice, [Name].”
Ignoring his stuttered response, she pulled away and smiled wide. “But I think that’s one of the reasons why I love you so much.”
Nebuya blushed and muttered the sentiments back before turning around to continue watching the movie. These were the moments when she loved growing up because she was often reminded to take things one step at a time. The day wasn’t over yet so there was no use planning for things to take place when tomorrow hasn’t even come yet. It was a shock that Nebuya was always the one reminding her of that. Speaking of him reminding me of something.
“Hey, Eikichi. You were right earlier,” she said wrapping her slender arms around his neck and pushing him up against her breast.
“About what, Princess?”
“I’m pretty sure I am about to start my period. So, I’m giving you a once in a lifetime chance to crawl up somewhere else until then,” she explained, trailing off into a question. [Name] didn’t even have to say anything more before he got up and she wrapped her legs around his waist. Calmly the teen turned the television off and headed upstairs towards her room. A thought ran through her head and a happy giggled escaped her lips.
This is another reason why I enjoy growing up.
The fact that the Miis can fit in pickle jars really puts things into perspective lol
Mayuzumi’s (deadpan) reaction to this: “Ha! Oops! Maybe I shouldn’t laugh…”
again, sorry for the wait!
- thinks it’s a great idea!!
- insists s/o participates with him so they can do it together :)
- (bath bombs pls!!)
- they’ll exchange massages & stuff and have fun
- face masks, candles; the entire house smells like cherry blossoms by the end of it
- also loves skin care!! thrilled!!
- has a great time w the bf
- they’d probably be meditating and crap with face masks or bathing with guacamole and cucumber slices tbh
- bubble bath
- the only stuff he knows about skin care is what he learned from mibu
- he’d be down for face masks n basic stuff tho
- especially if he’s getting a massage out of it??
- what’s skin care
- oh, taking care of your skin? does that involve working out? no?
- not big on it, but he’ll put up with it if he gets to workout with you later!!
i’m gonna be honest here i had to look up examples of couples workouts bc i was confused. also hope u don’t mind, i put it in bullet format
- t h r i l l e d
- he’d find a bunch of creative ways for them to both work out at the same time while still being all couply and cute
- like, he’ll do squats and hold their legs & they’ll do pushups
- super excited about building muscle with the s/o
- endlessly encouraging
- will make sure to keep an eye on s/o’s limits and watch out for them to make sure they don’t push it too much
- while nebuya is a jack of trades in regard to muscle, hayama probably focuses more on his hands and arms
- with his dribbling specialty and all, most of his workout regimen would be centered around grip strength, etc
- so basically he’d be doing the pushups while his partner squats
- see also - lays down, has partner plank in midair, lifts them up and down
okie dokie!! sorry i took so long on this one ❤️ merry christmas!!! ❤️❤️
- would be beyond overjoyed that she came to see him at practice!!
- would totally yell “told you so” at mibuchi
- lifts gf into air excitedly and gives a big affectionate kiss
- will Actually carry her on his shoulder excitedly and show her off to teammates
- cries again bc he just loves her so much and she’s so nice to him for not making fun of his gorilla-esque appearance
- would also protect her with his life and murder any teammates who may dislike her ever bc she’s just so sweet
- protective bf