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#Patricia Uris
strangesickness · 2 months
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i'm very fond of the idea of patricia becoming close with the losers when they're adults (after derry part 2 in which stan survives because its MY headcanon and i make the rules) and i need you guys to consider that she fucking hates bill's writing in the novel. stan buys bill's books when they come out and patty tried to read them and i don't have the book with me right now so i can't get the direct quote but her response basically amounted to "why would anyone want to read something so awful!?"
so imagine her husband gets back from this whole ordeal and he has all these new friends with him now and one of them is that guy who wrote all those shitty books she hates! like thats so funny to me. at first she tries to pretend she thinks his writing his good "oh i haven't read any of your work but stanley loves it! it's so amazing you're such a talented writer" but eventually he finds out she thinks his writing is utter dogshit and he can't even find it in himself to be offended because she's so outraged that it's kinda hilarious. i think she would lighten up on her criticism a bit after talking to him about his books but she would give him so much hell for his ridiculous premises. she still refuses to read more than a chapter of any of the books. she watches one movie based off one of his books and is absolutely horrified by it and refuses to watch any more, he insists it was just a bad adaptation.
bill and patty friendship PLEASE it'd be so funny
i think this becomes 100x funnier if she thinks richie's funny, and in this AU he has a comeback writing his own material after derry 2 and she loves his acts. like bill is just standing there with his horror novels like, "wait so she thinks my novels are reprehensible but richie's comedy isn't????" like that's hilarious. imagine being bill and someone thinking the content of your novels is more crass than the content of richie "trashmouth" tozier's stand-up???? richie is delighted when he finds out and takes every possible opportunity to make fun of bill for being a godless heathen among other things
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peachtozier · 2 months
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patty and richie becoming friends is SO FUN. creds for the brainworms goes to @strangesickness .
stans childhood best friend plus the love of his life. they know everything about him. patty shares secrets about college aged stan for secrets about little eleven year old stan from richie. they have a very similar sense of humour. she buys him silly matching shirts and he buys her silly snowglobes. BESTIES !!!!
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riveatstoes · 6 months
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For Your Consideration, Some Terrible Losers Club Headcanons**
**Mostly Eddie cus I think he’s silly
When they got married, Eddie and Myra’s wedding colors were teal and white
Their wedding song was “A Thousand Years” from the Twilight soundtrack — Eddie thinks it’s the most beautiful song to ever be written
Richie uses Apple Music (saw this in a fanfic somewhere, couldn’t unsee it)
Eddie’s the type of guy to mansplain the “true message of” Hamilton to the women in his workplace/Myra
After Derry 2016, Bill sends all of his books to Beverly so she can approve/veto the endings. She’s usually a good neutral party
The Losers meet once a month at least for dinner and to catch up
Richie gives them all VIP passes to his future shows and they never fail to show up (even when he ends up relentlessly bullying them on stage)
Bill and Richie definitely kissed in front of paparazzi once “for the bit” (Audra approved of this and thought it was hilarious)
Eddie was a huge fan of Twilight but didn’t admit it because he saw himself as “above” the other fans
They welcomed Patty Uris as an honorary Loser after Stan’s funeral. She and Mike get along the most of all of them
Despite not being a millennial, Eddie certainly acts like a stereotypical one and you cannot convince me otherwise (hence the Twilight and Hamilton references)
Eddie’s the type of guy to say “don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee”*
*If he doesn’t have his coffee then Eddie’s a little bit agitated throughout the day, BUT if Beverly doesn’t have her coffee she will kill someone. Stan is somewhere between them
Mike adopted a Pomeranian after leaving Derry. Richie is sometimes horrified of it
The others bring up Eddie frequently in a joking way, but rarely (at first) does Richie participate. Somehow nobody notices that he gets quiet when they bring the topic up
The Losers got famous on social media after reconnecting, purely because of how weird they seem together. Beverly’s personal accounts quickly turned into everyone’s source for Losers content
I’m sorry but Ben seems like the type of guy to go to a family event and ask “where’s my hug? :D”
Bill would want to make his son a junior to “carry on his family name” but also, I feel like if he were to have kids he’d be graced with all girls. Girldad Bill…hm
Richie being their universe’s Bill Hader is so silly to me because, and ONLY because of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. I feel like the Losers would relentlessly bully him for that shit
Not a headcanon but I love Patty and Audra, I’m quite possibly their biggest fan
Audra, Patty, and Bev best girlboss unit. I love the idea of them hanging out maybe I should write a fanfic about it
Obviously I’m a huge fan of the idea that Stanley and Eddie never died but that’s not exactly a headcanon so. Um. They’re still alive in my heart
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asexual-juliet · 2 years
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someone tell me to stay the fuck out of the pinterest comments section i just saw someone call patty blum uris a bitch. please send your thoughts and prayers as i overcome the massive psychic damage i’ve just sustained 🙏💕✨
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canadianhottmess · 1 year
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PATTY PATTY PATTY PATTY PATTY. MRS PATRICIA BLUM-URIS!!
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softchonk · 1 year
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Was anybody going to tell me Stanley had a sedan Patricia called Sedanly or was I just supposed to find that out on my own?
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trouvailleamor · 6 months
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“It’s your livelihood. Even if I disapprove of your depiction of the women in your life—”
“—I don’t write the jokes—”
“—it’s how you make your living—”
“—I don’t write the jokes, Mom. There’s a team of writers—“
“Okay,” she said. “But people think you do, and you still say the words.”
Soul-selling for profit, spewing toxic filth into the universe. Richie sighed.
a sneak peak of the next chapter of Too high, too far, too soon
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Do you know this Jewish character?
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veganmikehanlon · 24 days
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The Past Has Claws
Stan takes Patty on a surprise trip out of the country. He changed flights three times before settling on the one. Their families had been nagging them about the lack of pregnancy in their marriage and frankly, Stan was tired of it, so he packed them up and left the country.
They start in Nice, France and decide to go wherever the wind takes them. They spend two romantic weeks traipsing through Europe, happily ignoring any and all calls from their families. It’s in the third week that Stan falls ill. He’s plagued by terrible nightmares that he can’t remember in the morning. Flashes of terrifying monsters, gruesome violence, and a very old fear that Stan wasn’t aware he carried.
He spent his nights tossing and turning and his days feeling nauseous with anxiety. It stops after four days; as suddenly as it starts. Stan dreads going to bed up until the morning he wakes up finally feeling rested, with no memory of nightmares. He feels almost reborn.
They travel for another week and a half, and by the time they get home, they have the news their families were dying to hear.
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alicetallula · 1 year
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PRIDE 1990!StanPat - 21.06.2021
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To continue to celebrate Pride Month everyone !
Have the 1990!Losers Club this time!
Pansexual Stan Uris with transwoman Patty Uris in a polyamorous flag 💚💚
Done using ink pens, watercolors, metallic watercolors, colored pencils and acrylic paint pens
AO3 post / DeviantArt post / Instagram post / Patreon post / Twitter post
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oathfeared · 2 years
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TAG DROP / 003.
xl  。  dyn  。  ben hanscom xli  。  dyn  。  richie tozier xlii  。  dyn  。  beverly marsh xliii  。  dyn  。  bill denbrough xliv  。  dyn  。  patricia uris xlv  。  dyn  。  danny johnson xlvi  。  dyn  。  eddie kaspbrak xlvii  。  dyn  。  mike hanlon xlviii  。  dyn  。  nancy wheeler xlix  。  dyn  。  daniel madden
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oathfeared-mov · 2 years
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Tag Drop / Dynamics.
@gentlehe , @clownkilled , @oathkept , @denbroh , @patriciaurs , @entityson
xl  。  dyn  。  ben hanscom xl  。  dyn  。  gentlehe xli  。  dyn  。  richie tozier xli  。  dyn  。  clownkilled xlii  。  dyn  。  beverly marsh xlii  。  dyn  。  oathkept xliii  。  dyn  。  bill denbrough xliii  。  dyn  。  denbroh xliv  。  dyn  。  patricia uris xliv  。  dyn  。  patriciaurs xlv  。  dyn  ��  danny johnson xlv  。  dyn  。  entityson xlvi  。  dyn  。  eddie kaspbrak
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reddie-ao3feed · 1 month
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There's evil in the air (and there's thunder in the sky)
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dJt6zT9 by eddiesclown Somehow life still went on, long after the world had stopped. Well, stopped for Richie. It kept spinning for everyone else, he didn't understand how but it did. He was forty years old feeling like both a toddler after a nightmare and an eighty-something widow. The sun was golden, the sun would probably be setting by the time he started his little walk to Keene's. Bill had offered to go with him, he could only barely see through one lens right now, the other was still dirty.. he couldn't clean them, it was the last part of Eddie he had.. but he needed to be alone, to think, so he turned down the concerned filled offer. Words: 4113, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Ben Hanscom, Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough, Mike Hanlon, Stanley Uris, Patricia Blum Uris Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough/Audra Phillips, Maggie Tozier/Wentworth Tozier Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Temporary Character Death, Fix-It, Richie Tozier's Deadlights Vision, Richie Tozier is a Mess, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier-centric, Flashbacks, The Turtle CAN Help Us (IT), Everyone is Alive Except Georgie Denbrough, Besides George Elmer Denbrough everyone is chillin' with the PTSD read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dJt6zT9
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ao3feed-byler2 · 10 months
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It's Strange
by AtomicFireball
When Maggie Tozier asks you to do something, it's difficult to say no. Even if it's going into an apparently cursed town to look for your dirtball comedian cousin.
Mike's definitely done worse.
Words: 2378, Chapters: 2/5, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Bound and Rebound
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: Will Byers, Mike Wheeler, Mike Hanlon, Richie Tozier, Richie Tozier's Parents, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Patty Uris
Relationships: Will Byers/Mike Wheeler, Maxine "Max" Mayfield/Lucas Sinclair, Patricia Blum Uris/Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, The Losers Club (IT) & The Party (Stranger Things)
Additional Tags: Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler Are Cousins, Richie Tozier & Mike Wheeler Hate Each Other, Mike Hanlon Deserves Nice Things, Established Will Byers/Mike Wheeler, They are married, Eventual Happy Ending, Will does illustrations for dnd, Which Mike is the real Mike?, Depends on Who You Ask
from AO3 works tagged 'Will Byers/Mike Wheeler' https://ift.tt/BRACWIw
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trouvailleamor · 7 months
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“Richie lived six months in the Deadlights,” Eddie blurted out, as soon as he finished chewing his last bite, causing Richie to gasp and aspirate on his coffee. “Let’s talk about it.”
sneak peak from too high, too far, too soon
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