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Peter Parker, broke in NYC, making money by helping people carry their heavy furniture up stairs. People why hire him laugh when he shows up, not believing the scrawny kid will be able to help at all. Then he singlehandedly carried a heavy couch up seven flights of stairs.
He just asks people not to ask questions.
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Natasha: Please, please stop drinking tea by putting the teabag in your mouth and chugging hot water.
Peter: Sorry for being cultured.
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Peter: I’m sad.
Wade: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Wade: And das not good.
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If there’s ever gonna be a 4th deadpool movie i need to see team red.
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Deadpool talks with Y/N, a Spider variant…
Deadpool: I know this is gonna be really hard to hear, but we have to break up
Y/N: Wade you and I are not that kind of-
Deadpool: I found someone else! I admit it! I’m so sorry you had to find out this way
Wolverine walks in…
Wolverine: Wilson, you coming?
Deadpool: you know I am, my sexy lumberjack
Wolverine rolls his eyes and leaves…
Deadpool: I will always cherish our memories, my Webhead. I love you.
Y/N: (confused) uhh…me too? Bye.
Deadpool walks away…
Y/N: what the hell just happened?
For @multi-fandom-enjoyer
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Humans are not inherently evil. Humans are inherently desperate.
This is what Peter tells himself post-spell, as the public slowly turns against him. As people get mad at him for not helping enough. as ned unfollows the spider-man instagram.
As Peter starts stealing to stay alive. as he wonders if his past self would stop his current self.
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This is my second time using watercolor to do fanart and I love how it turned out!!
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ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water
peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river
“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”
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Natasha: Do you ever think to yourself, “Hey, maybe I shouldn’t do that?”
Peter: yes but then it’s quickly followed by Clint’s voice saying “yolo”.
Natasha: You put too much trust into that man.
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