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Fourth MLM Ship Bracket Propaganda Submissions

Below you will find all of the submitted and approved ships for the Fourth MLM Ship Bracket Tournament along with the form to submit further propaganda at the bottom

This is another opportunity to submit propaganda for your favorite ships. Wether you were unable to submit propaganda for them in the initial form or you spot your favorite ship who has no propaganda submitted. Ships with a strikethrough have propaganda submitted, I will continue to update this post as propaganda is submitted. I will accept further propaganda for ships with already submitted propaganda but please prioritize those with out.

The goal is to have propaganda for all ships but I understand that may not be possible. Therefore I will be leaving the form open for a few weeks to see if we receive propaganda for at least half the ships.

Note: Please reach out to me if you spot any mistakes in character or fandom names, even if it is only formatting or spelling issues.

Monkey D. Luffy/Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Kyojuro Rengoku/Akaza (Demon Slayer)

Mikhail”Misha” [Heavy]/Dr. Ludwig [Medic] (Team Fortress 2)

Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Chu Shuzhi/Guo Changcheng (Guardian, 2018)

Oliver Marks/James Farrow (If We Were Villains)

David Starsky/Kenneth "Hutch" Hutchinson (Starsky & Hutch)

Tinn/Gun (My School President)

Loki Odinson/Mobius M. Mobius (Loki)

Jaime Reyes/Bart Allen (DC Comics)

Levi Schmitt/Nico Kim (Grey's Anatomy)

Ren Amamiya or Akira Kurusu/Goro Akechi (Persona 5)

Wallace Price/ Hugo Freeman (Under the Whispering Door)

Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny (Looney Toons)

Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan (Guardian, 2018)

Isak Valtersen/Even Bech Næsheim (SKAM)

Henry "Monty" Montague/Percy Newton (Montague Siblings)

Nico di Angelo/Will Solace (Camp Half-Blood Chronicles)

Argos/Mr. Plant (The World of Mr. Plant)

Richard St Vier/Alec Campion (Swordspoint Universe)

Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz (The Umbrella Academy)

Woody/Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)

Victor Lawson/Hap (In the Lives of Puppets

Charlie/Babe (Pit Babe The Series)

Fred/Shaggy (Scooby-Doo)

Simon Snow/Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Grimm-Pitch (Carry On)

Gaius Octavius/Jedediah Smith (Night at the Museum)

Sound/Win (My School President)

Pat/Pran (Bad Buddy)

Mike Wazowski/James "Sulley" P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)

Nicholas “Nick” Bell/ Seth Gray (The Extraordinaries)

Evan 'Buck' Buckley/Edmundo 'Eddie' Diaz (9-1-1)

Sean/White (Not Me: The Series)

Vegas Theerapanyakun/Pete Saengtham (Kinnporsche: The Series)

Runaan/Ethari (The Dragon Prince)

Larry Daley/Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum)

Tintin/Captain Archibald Haddock (Tintin comics)

Bai Lang/Jin Xun An (My Tooth Your Love)

Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin (The Man from U.N.C.L.E)

Wario/Waluigi (Mario franchise)

Peter Parker/Miguel O'Hará (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)

Steve Rogers/Anthony "Tony" Stark (Marvel Comics)

Dave Miller/Jack "Old sport" Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy's)

Boston/Nick (Only Friends)

Kinn Theerapanyakun/Porsche Kittisawasd (Kinnporsche: The Series)

Satoru Gojo/Suguru Geto (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Craig Cuttlefish/Octavio Takowasa (Splatoon)

Tulio/Miguel (The Road to El Dorado)

Sun Wukong/Neptune Vasilias (RWBY)

Zachary Ezra Rawlins/Dorian (The Starless Sea)

Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek (The X-Files)

Thomas/Newt (The Maze Runner)

Fulgrim/Ferrus Manus (Warhammer 40k)

Kim Theerapanyakun/Porchay Kittisawasd (Kinnporsche: The Series)

Alec Lightwood/Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments)

Tan/Bun (Manner of Death)

Qrow Branwen/Clover Ebi (RWBY)

Rhy Maresh/Alucard Emery (Shades of Magic)

Yashiro Isana/Kuroh Yatogami (K Project)

Jaskier/Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Dustfinger/Mortimer "Mo" Folchart (Inkworld series)

Brandon/Sky (Winx Club)

Phineas Taylor “P. T.” Barnum/Phillip Carlyle (The Greatest Showman)

Alfred Hillinghead/Henry Ashe (Bodies TV Show)

Baal/Inanna (The Wicked + the Divine)

Timothy "Tim" Drake/Bernard Dowd (DC Comics)

Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun Stampede)

Anthony Lockwood/Quill Kipps (Lockwood and Co)

Henry Winter/Francis Abernathy (The Secret History)

Crowley/Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Dainix/Falst (Aurora Comic)

Prince Rupert/Prince Amir (The Two Princes)

Finn/Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

Jean Luc Picard/Q (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Will Stronghold/Warren Peace (Sky High)

Heart/Li Ming (Moonlight Chicken)

Wallace Wells/Todd Ingram (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off)

Sunai/Veyadi Lut (The Archive Undying)

Linus Baker/Arthur Parnassus (The House in the Cerulean Sea)

Aaron Slaughter/Jace Boucher (House of Slaughter)

Hercule Poirot/Captain Arthur Hastings (Hercule Poirot)

Phaya/Tharn (The Sign)

Hercules/Iolaus (Hercules: The Legendary Journeys)

Todd/Black (Not Me: The Series)

Julio "Rictor" Esteban Richter/Shatterstar (Marvel Comics)

Wen Kexing/Zhou Zishu (Word of Honor)

Siffrin/Isabeau (In Stars and time)

Kendall Knight/Logan Mitchell (Big Time Rush TV Show)

Yuichiro Hiyakuya/Mikaela Hyakuya (Owari no Seraph/Seraph of the End)

Palm/Nuengdiao (Never Let Me Go)

Khatha/Dome (Midnight Museum)

Asterix/Obelix (Asterix Comics)

Bowser/Luigi (Mario Franchise)

Lucien "Luc" O'Donnell/Oliver Blackwood (London Calling)

Kazuki Kurusu/Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)

Benjamin “Ben” Tennyson/Kevin Ethan Levin (Ben 10: Alien Force)

Lumière/Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast)

Damian Wayne/Jon Kent (DC Comics)

Spy/Dell Conagher [Engineer] (Team Fortress 2)

Shanks/Buggy (One Piece)

Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Ecks (Six of Crows)

Harold Finch/John Reese (Person of Interest)

Ulrich Stern/Odd Della Robbia (Code Lyoko)

Vincent Freeman/Jerome Morrow (Gattaca)

Eustass Kid/Killer (One Piece)

Christopher Hitchcock/Jalil Sherman (Everworld)

Frodo Baggins/Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)

Edgin Darvis/Xenk Yendar (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)

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jewish-ship-showdown · 1 year

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Ships that have already qualified (read before submitting):

Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey

Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire

Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole

Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya

Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome

Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay

Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle

Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz

Danny/Reuven

Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine

Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado

Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine

Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano

Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)

Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Barney Guttman/Logan Nguyen

Leah/Chanan

Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun

Marvin/Whizzer

Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Perchik/Hodel

Tzeitel/Motel

Monica Gellar/Chandler Bing

Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres

Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman

Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines

Cristina Yang/Owen Hunt

Cristina Yang/Preston Burke

Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim

Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

James Wilson/Gregory House

The Baker and/The Baker's Wife

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride

Alec Hardison/Parker

Max Eisenhardt (Magneto)/Charles Xavier (Professor X)

Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Michael Bech

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)/Teddy Altman (Hulkling)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Johnny Storm (The Human Torch)

Layla El Faouly/Mark Spector (Moon Knight)

Matthew Hawk (Two-Gun Kid II)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Betty Brant

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Eugene "Flash" Thompson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Felicia Hardy

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Harry Osborn

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Mary Jane "MJ" Watson

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Steve Rogers/Bernadette "Bernie" Rosenthal

Wanda Maximoff/The Vision

Midge Maisel/Susie Myerson

Hal Emmerich (Otacon)/Solid Snake

Casey Goldberg-Calderon/Lunella Lafayette

Fran Fine/Max Sheffield

Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar

Winston Schmidt/Cece Parekh

David Jacobs/Jack Kelly

Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts

Scout Touzani/Elias Wyrick

KJ Brandman/Mac Coyle

Lavinia Asimov/Poison Oak

Phineas Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro

Anon's Mom/Dad

The person reading this & their partner

Jerry Seinfeld/Cosmo Kramer

Simon Lewis/Isabel Lightwood

Danielle/Maya

Bram Greenfeld/Simon Spier

Miryem Mandelstam/The Staryk King

David Rose/Patrick Brewer

James T Kirk/S'chn T'gai Spock

Worf Rozhenko/Jadzia Dax

Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla

Brian Jeeter/Krejjh

Bobby Singer/Rufus Turner

Jonah Simms/Amy Sosa

Reish Lakish/Rabbi Yochanen

King David/Yonatan

Devorah/Barak

Moses/Tzipporah

Ruth/Naomi

Yaakov/The Angel

Rowan Roth/Neil Mcnair

Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz

Cecil Palmer/Carlos The Scientist

Josh Lyman/Donna Moss

Little Ash/Uriel

Lucille "Lucy" Kensington/Dr. Edison "Ed" Tucker

Fox Mulder/Dana Scully

Anshel/Avigdor

Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer

Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)/Jericho Drumm

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Shondra Kinsolving

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Talia Al Ghul

Ben Grimm (The Thing)/Alicia Masters

Velma Dinkley/Daphne Blake

Velma Dinkley/Marcie Fleach

Didi Pickles/Stu Pickles

Velma Dinkley/Coco Diablo

Babushka (Tatiana)/Dedushka (Ivan)

Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin

Natasha Romanoff/Wanda Maximoff

Marc Spector (Moon Knight)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)

Hillel/Shammai

S'chn T'gai Spock/James T Kirk/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

S'chn T'gai Spock/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson

Annie Edison/Jeff Winger

Maxine Myers/Paula Cohen

Baby Houseman/Johnny Castle

Tevye/Golde

Michael "Mike" Wazowski/Celia Mae

Talmudic couple having gay sex in the attic

Tim Drake/Kon El (Conner Kent)

Violet Baudelaire/Quigley Quagmire

Reuben Kent/Feliks Kaufmann

Anshel/Avigdor/Hadass

Amram/Zelikman

Anshel/Hadass

SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN UNTIL MAY 8, 2023 @ 12:00 AM EDT

#info #if you have any reasons a ship shouldn't be on this list let me know since I don't have the ability to fully vet everything #there are a small handful im still considering #will update as more submissions trickle in

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i-will-sing-no-requiem · 1 year

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You Pick I Vid [Closed]

I saw something like this on youtube and it looked like fun so I thought I'd try one here

How it works: this is the video I'm gonna be editing

comment a ship from my list and a part and I'll make a fanvid of the ones chosen it'll be first come first serve and I'm not repeating couples

Part 1: Roy x Keeley (for @obsessivedaydreamer) Part 2: Sawyer x Juliet (for @obsessivedaydreamer) Part 3: Kate x Toby (for @unorthodox-oblivion) Part 4: Hazel x Augustus (for @ur-average-farp) Part 5: Jack x Kate (for @unorthodox-oblivion) Part 6: Luke x Lorelei (for @theycallme-thejackal) Part 7: Midge x Lenny (for @theycallme-thejackal) Part 8: Lane x Dave (for @ethereal-veggie and רחל דב on youtube) Part 9: Sookie x Jackson ( for רחל דב on youtube) Part 10: Josh x Donna (for @theycallme-thejackal)

list of ships i'll do under the cut

Anne with an E Anne x Gilbert

Brooklyn 99 Jake x Amy Holt x Kevin

Community Troy x Abed Jeff x Annie

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Newt x Tina

The Fault In Our Stars Hazel x Augustus

Gilmore Girls Luke x Lorelai Rory x Jess Lane x Dave Sookie x Jackson

The Good Place Eleanor x Chidi Janet x Jason

Harry Potter Harry x Ginny Ron x Hermione

Heartstopper Nick x Charlie Tara x Darcy Tao x Elle

The Hunger Games Katniss x Peeta

Juno Juno x Paulie

Looking for Alaska Miles x Alaska

Lost Sawyer x Juliet Jack x Kate Claire x Charlie Kate x Claire Desmond x Penny Daniel x Charlotte Sun x Jin Sayid x Shannon Sawyer x Kate

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Midge x Lenny Midge x Joel Joel x Mei

Modern Family Haley x Andy Phil x Claire Mitch x Cam

New Girl Nick x Jess Cece x Schmidt Winston x Aly

The Newsroom Will x Mac Don x Sloan Jim x Maggie

Once Upon a Time Emma x Killian Snow x Charming Mulan x Aurora Robin x Alice Regina x Robin Hood Rumple x Belle

Parks and Recreation Leslie x Ben April x Andy Ron x Diane Tom x Lucy Ann x Chris

Pitch Perfect Beca x Chloe

The Princess Bride Westley x Buttercup

Rosaline Rosaline x Dario

Schitt’s Creek David x Patrick Ted x Alexis Moira x Johnny

Love, Simon Simon x Bram

Ted Lasso Ted x Rebecca Roy x Keeley

This Is Us Kevin x Sophie Kate x Toby Jack x Rebecca Randall x Beth

Timeless Lucy x Wyatt Rufus x Jiya

The Vampire Diaries Damon x Elena Klaus x Caroline Katherine x Stefan

Wednesday Wednesday x Enid

The West Wing Josh x Donna

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umbrella-academy-hcs · 1 year

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I got polls so time to mess around with this new power

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spooky-boi-writes · 1 year

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Born sick

Boarding School for Troubled Teens and Young Love Universe

Words: 4088

Ships: Klaus Hargreeves x David Katz

Summery: Dave was stuck. He was forced to go to a boarding school in his uncle’s desperate attempt to make him straight and homophobic. Klaus was crazy; everyone in the school said so, even the teachers. Dave is rooming with Klaus. What could go wrong? (Hint: only thing that goes wrong is uncle Brian’s attempts to make Dave straight)

TW: Klaus hallucinates but no illness is named, Homophobia

Notes: First time writing Klave! This was going to be a one shot but I decided I’ll probably make a series of oneshots of this universe abt these two silly little guys

Ao3

Dave stepped off the bus, suitcase in hand. He looked up to see a gate blocking off some prestigious looking school. Fuck this. God, why did uncle Brian have to find out? Why would aunt Janie tell him? Why did she read his diary?! Why did he even have a diary?! He's a fifteen year old boy, he shouldn't need a little black notebook to write his fucking feelings in. Everything sucks. He's stuck at a goddamn therapy boarding school and everything sucks.

He grabbed his bag and stepped up towards the gate, getting startled by the guard he hadn't seen until then.

"Full name, please." The tired, tall person sighed.

"Uh, David Joseph Katz." He instinctively straightened his posture, intimidated by the tall figure adorned in navy blue.

"Oh. You're that one." Dave stiffened in discomfort. "Well, don't worry, we'll fix you. Come in."

"Fix what?!? There's nothing about me to fix, asshole!" is what Dave would have said if he didn't fear getting his ass beat. Instead, he nodded and waited for instruction. The figure opened the gate and led him into the tall building. They passed other uniformed adults in the hallway until they reached a front desk.

"David Katz." The gate keeper said.

The receptionist nodded her head. "We'll lead him to his room to get set up. Mr. Hughes," Another person appeared, in a different uniform from the gate keeper but still navy and ominous. "This is Mr. Hughes. He'll be leading you to your dorm you'll be residing in for the visible future. If you have a problem with your dormmate, neighbors, or the placement of the room please notify one of us." the scarily monotone voice of the receptionist recited.

Mr. Hughes led the boy along narrow winding hallways, countless doors on either side of the two. It was silent for a few minutes, but then Mr. Hughes spoke up. "If you want some advice, look out for your roommate. He's our most troubled student."

"R-really?" Dave stuttered out.

"Yep. The reason you're even being placed with him is because no one else wants to replace his old roommate."

"What'd he do?" He eyed the older man. He seemed nicer than the others, but he still worked here and that is a glaring red flag.

"To get in here? A number of things, but the tipping point for his father was him trying to catch a mausoleum on fire." Mr. Hughes stared straight ahead, voice not containing the smallest waver or shutter.

"Aren't those made of like... stone?" Dave tilted his head.

"Granite. He was very heavily inebriated at the time." Mr. Hughes stopped at a door. "Ready to meet him?"

"As I'll ever be, I guess." The man knocked on the door.

"Come in~" A high voice responded. Mr. Hughes opened the door to another boy, around Dave's age, lounging on one of two beds in the room.

Holy. Shit.

He was the prettiest person Dave had ever seen.

He had short messy hair in pretty ringlet curls, what looked like eyeliner but was probably pen, and just straight up wasn't wearing pants. He was sewing something on his lap, but definitely not wearing pants.

"Mr. Hargreeves, please put your pants on." Mr. Hughes seemed to be biting back a smile.

"Oh but Mister Luke, is this not a free country? Am I not allowed to live life for me and do the things I love?" He batted his eyes.

"Not here you can't. Now get that stuff off your eyes before you end up punched."

"Mister Luke, did you just threaten to punch me?" He stood from the bed, rainbow cheetah print underwear on full display. "That's a threat, dear sir. Maybe you need to go to prison boarding school." He took a wipe to his makeup.

"Yeah yeah, kid. You're lucky it was just me. Oh and here's your new roommate, Mr. Katz." Mr. Hughes stepped back to the door. "Well I need to leave before I get in trouble. Klaus, do us all a favor and don't scare him too much, alright?" He paused, eyeing the sewing project. "Klaus if you're sewing your pants into a skirt again I'm not covering for you this time."

"No promises!" 'Klaus' sang as the older man left, shaking his head. "So, 'mister Katz'," the other boy mocked, Dave still too shocked to do much. "What brings you here? Attempted murder? Theft?"

"Uhm... Well..." Dave started but was quickly cut off.

"Don't worry, whatever you did I've done a thousand times worse." He sat back down on his bed, still not wearing pants, and went back to his project.

"My... uh... my uncle found out I had a crush on our neighbor..."

"What is this, Gnomeo and Juliet? You had beef with the neighbors, became a simp, and got sent here?"

"Well... the neighbor 'sa boy.." Dave shifted his weight, looking seemingly anywhere but the boy in front of him.

"Oh. Oh you sweet summer child. I've broken so many laws, me kissing men didn't even make dear old daddy flinch." Klaus seemed to notice how uncomfortable Dave looked. He stood up and reached out his hand for a handshake. "I'm Klaus, but you can call me whatever you want," He winked. "If you can look past a criminal record longer than my billionaire father's paycheck, we're gonna make great friends." Dave smiled and took his hand.

"I'm Dave. The only law I've ever broken was when I jaywalked at about ten years old."

"Ah, rebellious." He smiled the most adorable goddamn smile Dave has ever seen. "Well, seen as we're both vile criminals, we need to be friends. In solidarity, y'know?"

"Well, if we have to, I suppose we can make do." Dave smiled wide.

~~~~~

Dave hit Klaus over the head with a pillow as hard as he could.

"Piece of shit! Get off me!" Klaus screamed, trying to shove Dave off of his bed.

"Absolutely not! This is what you get for stealing my bacon this morning, asshole!" Klaus laughed maniacally.

"Worth it!" Dave continued hitting Klaus over the head as the kids laughed, until a loud bell sounded throughout the dormitory.

"Oh shit! We need to do school here!" Klaus pushed Dave off him and jumped to their shared closet. Dave pushed next to him and pulled out his uniform, taking off his pajamas and pulling on his dress shirt and pants. Klaus just pulled on his clothes, his pajamas a classy pair of neon yellow underwear.

They ran down to the school building and slid into their seats, putting their books on the desk as the bell rang. The teacher seemed to want to get them in trouble, but they weren't technically late, so she just went along with the math lesson. About two minutes in, a crumpled piece of paper landed onto Dave's desk. He shook his head fondly and opened the paper to Klaus' chicken scratch writing.

Y do they think math class @ 8 am is a good idea????

im dying here rn >:(((

Dave tried not to laugh and took out his pen.

They have a vendetta against you personally and want to watch you suffer. Obviously.

He crumpled the paper again and threw it onto Klaus' desk. Klaus frowned and picked up his pencil to write again, until a voice interrupted.

"Mr. Hargreeves, what are you writing about?" Mrs. Simmion put her hand on his desk, a fake smile blaring through his skull.

"I'm taking notes!" He flashed an innocent and equally fake smile.

"Why is it so crumbled?" She tilted her head, smile twitching.

"It's full of love."

"Let's hope that's a love of paying attention, lest you get detention." She smiled and turned to face the white board. Dave watched Klaus scribble something else onto the paper.

That was a close 1 shawty

Dave scribbled back and threw it at Klaus, only for it to get intercepted by Mrs. Simmion before he could read it. She looked Klaus in the eyes in her normal bitchy manor and opened it as harshly as she could.

"Ahem, why don't we read this for the class, Mr. Hargreeves? 'Why do they think math class at eight am is a good idea? I'm dying here, angry face.' Then, in other handwriting, it reads 'They have a vendetta against you personally and want to watch you suffer. Obviously.' Much lower on the page and in the first handwriting it reads 'That was a close one shawty' and the second person replied with 'Stop calling me shawty you do it too much.' Boys, does this sound like taking notes to you?" The entire class started laughing at the kids. Klaus was too busy laughing his ass off to reply, so Dave happily jumped in.

"Well ma'am, they are notes. Whether or not they're on the class material was not specified." He gave her the most shit eating grin he could muster. She looked him in the eye and crumbled the paper, throwing it towards the trash can. "Ah, ma'am, you missed."

"Well, you are going to be missing your free time, I'll see you two boys in detention." She returned to the lesson, Klaus and Dave having nothing to do but laugh and try to figure out what she was going on about.

Dave had really been enjoying his time there, which isn't something you usually hear from a kid who was locked in disciplinary boarding school. He started off being too terror-stricken to do anything wrong, the idea of a detention freaked him out for weeks. But then he really started hanging out with Klaus, spending most of their free time together and everything, and all of a sudden a few detentions didn't seem so bad.

Oh god Klaus. His mini crush from the first day didn't really go away, it mostly just got...worse. He'd notice himself looking at his smile a bit too long, or staring into his eyes a bit too intently, studying the greens mixing in his iris like he was going to be quizzed on them later. He... he didn't have a real crush on his new (and only actual) best friend. He just thought he was... nice. And so what if he thought about kissing that smile more times than he could count? That was between him and the scenarios he'd make up to fall asleep.

~~~~~

Dave sighed, feet hanging over the back of his chair and head resting on the desk he threw his school books on as soon as he had walked in.

"Will you sigh a little quieter, Mr. Katz? I'm trying to grade." Mr. Hughes rolled his eyes. Rather than being stuck with Mrs. Simmion, Mr. Hughes was on detention duty and they were taking it as prime time to do anything but homework. Was it really homework if you lived at the school? They should be pardoned from homework if the home they go back to is still school.

"Mr. Hughes stop being sassy, you're being a bad role model." Klaus said, not looking up from where he was scribbling on a loose piece of paper. "Keep talking like that and we'll end up gays."

"Oh no." He deadpanned, looking at the teenager who still didn't look up from his page.

Dave zoned out for a little while, possibly also falling asleep, before a question popped up in his mind.

"Hey Mr. Hughes?" He turned his head to the playfully annoyed adult. "When you were leading me to my room on the first day, why'd you say all that stuff about Klaus?" Klaus gasped and put his hand on his heart, finally looking up from his paper.

"Lukie bear you talk about me!"

Mr. Hughes chuckled. "I wanted to freak you out. I knew you were both cooler than straight people and had hoped and assumed you'd be okay with his... antics, so I acted like he was some crypted."

"You know me so well, Lukie pookie." Klaus made heart hands at Luke, ending up with a book thrown at his head and Dave cry laughing on the ground.

Mrs. Simmion was not pleased when the two came into class with no homework done and stories of books hitting skulls being told to the other boys.

Dave still didn't know what Klaus was drawing on that page.

"What do you think is the worst part of this school?" Klaus took a bite of his shitty cafeteria sandwich a few months later, feet kicking around from the railing he sat on.

"Everything. Everything here sucks." Dave opened the applesauce that smelled like wax and mold. "I wish me and you could just... leave. Find a place, get minimum wage jobs, and never deal with this shit ever again." he threw the applesauce into the bushes in front of him, releasing a pathetic 'splat' sound as it hit the ground. "Maybe Mr. Hughes will adopt us. He's nice."

"Why does he even work here? He has, like, a soul." Klaus dipped the tip of his shoe into the sad sauce, barely holding onto his improvised seat.

"Probably to take care of the kids, 'n not treat them like the others do." Dave flicked a bit of the extra applesauce that fell on his plate onto Klaus' foot.

"He's nice." Klaus rubbed his apple foot onto Dave's pant leg, who then promptly threw him off the hand rail.

~~~~~

Klaus sprang from his pillow and gasped, glimmering with sweat and tears, breathing heavy so each inhale was a gasp and exhale a shaky unrelieved sigh. Dave woke as soon as Klaus had, and looking over at his roommate, he crawled out of bed and next to Klaus'.

"Hey, Klaus, it's okay. I'm here, you're not alone." Dave started trying to calm the boy down. "Can I touch you?" Klaus simply nodded, too frightened to get a word out. Dave touched his shoulder kindly but firmly, just to confirm to Klaus he was real. "It's Dave, it's okay..." Dave was glad he knew what he was doing now. The first few times, he flailed around the room until Klaus cried to sleep. He was more trained now, and knew how to comfort his friend, just like Klaus learned how to comfort him.

Klaus stayed silent, staring straight ahead and visibly trying not to cry, but he still grasped for Dave to come closer, an anchor while he drowned in rivers of nightmares and flashbacks and old visions. Dave was his to cling to, and god be damned if Dave didn't cling right back, Klaus was his anchor too.

Dave crawled into the bed, putting himself around the shaking teen, rubbing his hands up and down his arms and whispering sweet nonsense into his ear. The teen leaned into the boy, trying to breathe deeply or steadily or anything to just stop hyperventilating. Dave tried to walk him through a breathing exercise, with not the greatest success, but he kept going until Klaus' breathing was as even as they could get it.

"Do you wanna talk about it?" Dave barely whispered, leaning his head into Klaus' shoulder. "You don't have to, if you don't wanna, I mean."

"Same as usual, you know the drill," Klaus leaned more of himself onto Dave, exhaling and releasing some of the tension from his shoulders. "Silly little hallucinations felt a little too real for comfort, daddy was there too, whole nine yards."

God, the hallucinations. Dave got chills whenever they were brought up and he wasn't even the one burdened with them. Klaus saw things no one else could, and neither teen knew why. During the first couple weeks, Klaus had explained he saw things no one else could and that's all the information he had. Didn't know why, if something was seriously wrong, anything. Dear old daddy just put him in more situations where they could fuck with him as some screwed type of exposure therapy, and the doctors here didn't give a shit. The doctors here aren't concerned with helping people, they're concerned with their paychecks. He went from a father who made things worse to doctors who wouldn't help or care about him. All he could rely on was Dave and the fact that even if he had to deal with hallucinations, there was a sense of consistency in them. He saw the same people, or things, regularly and it was usually only those few. He named them, talked to them when they were standing around, and coped. But sometimes, when he remembered the backstory his brain wouldn't stop trying to convince him was real, he'd wake up screaming or crying, or have full (and silent) meltdowns in the middle of class.

"It's okay, darlin'. I'm here, I'm real, you don't gotta worry." Dave shushed.

"Are you though?" Klaus thought out loud. "Sometimes I feel like you're another hallucination. Not one of the bad ones or anything, but someone my brain made up to cope with how fucked I am." Dave didn't really know how to reply, but he didn't have time to think before Klaus kept going. "Y'know, if it is true, you're the best thing my brain's ever made up."

Dave thought about what he was going to say, but before he could heard soft snoring from the person lying on his chest. He fell asleep with his best friend snoring in his arms and a soft blush on his cheeks.

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The all boys delinquent school had collaborated with the all girls delinquent school for a dance.

"You all need to talk to people outside of here, and the safest way to do that is with the other school for troubled children." Mrs. Simmion had said one Monday morning. "So, we decided to plan a dance for you all. It is in two Saturdays, seven to ten pm, and you will be wearing your uniforms." Dave doubted this was the safest way, and knew they probably just wanted to plan a dance and pretend they were in charge of a normal high school for a night. Nevertheless, two Saturdays later he and Klaus were getting ready for a dance.

"Does this skirt look too much like pants? Is it too long?" Klaus did a spin, finally an opportunity to wear his DIY skirt he was on his bed making nearly 9 months ago.

"Klaus, it's going to look a little like pants. They're pants you tore apart and put back together. And no it's not too long, you're just a slut at heart." Dave fluffed his hair for the umpteenth time that night, even though It wasn't to impress anyone. He only wanted to impress one person, but that person watched Dave eat cereal and milk with his bare hands the week before, so he didn't feel the need to attempt to charm around him. He was only fluffing his hair because he'd never been to a dance before. He was excited.

"Okay, thanks shawty." Klaus started applying his real eyeliner he stole from one of the girls at the other school a few weeks back. Dave gave up on stopping him from calling him shawty weeks ago. It was kind of cute, in its own weird Klaus way. Not to mention it felt on like strangely a pet name.

The two boys started their journey towards the dance hall, Dave trying to keep himself from grabbing his friend's hand and kissing him on the spot. He looked so fucking good. Klaus always looked good, but god dammit he was just glowing and confident and-

Dave had to tell him.

He hadn't necessarily planned on telling him about his frankly embarrassing infatuation, he wanted to keep that humiliating experience from happening. But seeing him tonight, smiling so wide in his DIY skirt and extravagant winged eyeliner, he didn't think he could go another day without telling him how he feels. How he makes him feel like he's in heaven in a place that should be hell.

But for now, he looped their arms together and walked in.

Dave didn't know anyone there, so naturally he followed Klaus around as he made small talk with one of the people from the all girls school, apparently the one he got the eyeliner from. After he'd talked to a few other probably queer people, they both sat in a corner and talked. About nothing and everything, they talked for hours. It wasn't the most awe-inspiring thing Dave had experienced, they'd talked until the sun came up countless times, but that night simply felt special. That night as a whole. The colorful lights illuminating Klaus' eyes, the cheap food they'd been sharing, Klaus just seeming so much more comfortable with the chance to express himself and being loud and boisterous and Klaus.

The two went outside for fresh air. Klaus had complained about the thermal tent around his legs, and Dave had walked with him along the street to wherever they were going. Klaus beat Dave up a hill they'd found, and flopped onto the grass. Dave fell next to him.

“I'm glad I met you." Klaus bumped the boy with his elbow and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.

“I'm glad I met you too."

“What do you like, have a crush on me or something?" Klaus lit the cigarette hanging from his mouth, very obviously joking. Dave found himself stuttering anyway, cheeks turning so red it was probably visible in the limited amount of light. "Oh my god, wait." Klaus propped himself up on his elbow. "DO YOU ACTUALLY?!" Dave's silence was all Klaus needed to throw himself at the boy, wrapping him in a hug. "Omg gay rights I can't believe this- I can't.” The teen rambled. "Do you actually?! I can't believe this- I seriously pulled a grade A hottie oh my god." He held the very, very confused Dave even tighter, cigarette being snuffed out in the grass during Klaus' elation.

“Wait- I'm sorry- what?" Dave sputtered out, holding Klaus back though not half as bone crushing.

“Oh. Did I miss interpret the situation?" Klaus immediately let go and scooted away. Dave looked at the two-ish feet of distance between them and frowned.

“You like me back?"

The smile that immediately lit up Klaus' face was all the answer Dave needed. Well, he also threw himself at Dave again, so it probably wasn't only the smile, but who's keeping track? Dave was too busy in nirvana to bother.

There they spent the night huddled underneath a blanket of stars, Klaus complaining his skirt made his legs cold and Dave holding him close to rectify, even though he knew it was a blatant lie.

~~~~~

When they eventually trekked back to their dorm building, it was far too late, or more so early, to walk back in through the front door and risk people asking questions about why the two queer kids were out all night. So, they snuck in through the window, and as Klaus jumped into their room with practiced ease, Dave was another story.

"Dave- Dave no. No- you just put your foot into the window, no that's the blinds. Your leg is through the blinds. Dave-" Klaus tried his best to help the more morally inclined boy through the window. They tried to keep down their giggling as Dave tried to unstick himself from the blinds, until the door burst open to show an exasperated Mr. Hughes.

"Where were you two last night?" He breathed, eyes shaken and hair frizzled. "I am on so many teachers' bad sides because of you two."

"We confessed our undying romantic appreciation for one another, motherfucker." Klaus smiled as he spoke.

"FINALLY." Mr. Hughes wheezed. "Do you KNOW how painful it was to watch each other flirt since the moment you met and not be able to mention anything?!" The manic look in his eyes grew a bit more manic. "Jesus christ! I found them!" He yelled down the hall. "They were in their beds, apparently." He said to another worker as he closed the door, leaving the two kids both blushing madly and stuck in a window.

"We should probably get me out of here and go to breakfast." Dave seemed to look anywhere but Klaus.

"Yeah, let's do that." Klaus pushed Dave onto the ground, effectively getting him free from his blind-foot purgatory. Dave smiled and shook his head sitting up. He let himself make goo-goo eyes at Klaus for a little while before standing up himself and getting ready for breakfast.

#klave #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #no powers au #the umbrella academy #tua #tua fanfic #fanfic #writing

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kilibaggins · 2 years

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what i'll write

anything on this can be written as platonic

crossed out shows/pairings/characters means requests are closed for those specific things!

bold & italics means i am in the mood to write them!

⋆characters⋆

the 100: mostly all characters

harry potter: draco malfoy, harry potter, hermione granger, neville longbottom, ron weasely

supernatural: castiel, charlie bradbury, crowley, dean winchester, sam winchester

marvel: bruce banner, bucky barnes, clint barton, drax, gamora, loki, mantis, natasha romanoff, nebula, nick fury, peter quill, sam wilson, steve rogers, thor odinson, tony stark, yondu udonta

z nation: alvin murphy, addy carver, doc (only platonic), roberta warren

the umbrella academy: luther hargreeves, diego hargreeves, allison hargreeves (s1 & s2 + au only), klaus hargreeves, five hargreeves (platonic only), ben hargreeves, viktor hargreeves

misfits: nathan young, simon bellamy

the hobbit: ALL OF THORINS COMPANY !!!

twilight: charlie swan, jacob black

jurassic park/world: ian malcolm, owen grady

the walking dead: daryl dixon, eugene porter, gabriel stokes, michonne hawthorne, rick grimes

⋆ships⋆

the 100: mostly all the ships

harry potter: draco malfoy x harry potter , hermione granger x ron weasely , ron weasely x harry potter

supernatural: castiel x dean winchester , crowley x dean winchester

marvel: sam wilson x bucky barnes , thor x bruce banner , thor x peter quill, steve rogers x bucky barnes , steve rogers x tony stark , and more! just ask! i love to mix and match random ships! even if i dont write x reader for a character i might write them with another character

z nation: alvin murphy x roberta warren

the breakfast club: all ships within the club including poly ships

the umbrella academy: klaus hargreeves x dave katz , diego hargreeves x eudora patch

misfits: nathan young x simon bellamy

the hobbit: bilbo baggins x thorin oakenshield, bilbo baggins x kíli , bilbo baggins x bofur, and honestly any of the dwarves separately wth bilbo baggins

the walking dead: daryl dixon x rick grimes, eugene porter x abraham ford, daryl dixon x paul "jesus" monroe, michonne hawthorne x rick grimes, rosita espinosa x eugene porter, rosita espinosa x eugene porter x gabriel stokes, glenn rhee x maggie rhee, mercer x princess (and probably more just ask!!)

#what ill write #about ry #ry.original

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randoms-fandoms · 11 months

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TUA request info!

🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️

Ships I’ll write for

❤️Diego x Eudora

❤️Klaus x Dave

❤️Viktor x Sissy

❤️Ben x Jill

❤️Allison x Ray

Ships I won’t do

💔Luther x Allison

💔any other Umbrella x Umbrella ship

💔Umbrella x Sparrow ships— (they may not have grown up together, but they’re still biologically half siblings)

Characters I’ll do “x reader”s for (can be romantic or otherwise)

💕Luther Hargreeves

💕Diego Hargreeves

💕Allison Hargreeves

💕Klaus Hargreeves

💕Ben Hargreeves

💕Viktor Hargreeves

💕Marcus Hargreeves

💕Ben Hargreeves (sparrow)

💕Christopher Hargreeves

💕Grace Hargreeves (specify robot or human)

💕Eudora Patch

💕Lila Pitts

💕Raymond Chestnut

Other thingsss

🚫I don’t like season three, so I won’t write anything past that

#don’t reblog #navigation #the umbrella academy #tua #tua x reader #x reader

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findyourrp · 1 year

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Hello! I only just watched it so I know this might be a long shot, but I am 18+ looking for an 18+ partner for an Umbrella Academy rp.

Mostly, I’m looking to play Klaus. I’m very open to doubling, most platonic and romantic ships (I’m interested in Klaus x Dave, but I’m flexible!), but in terms of NSFW I am only comfortable with a fade to black. I am more likely to be active with cc x cc, but we can talk about ocs as well!

My writing style is rapid-fire to semi-lit, but two paragraphs is where you can expect one response a day from me rather than multiple. I am flexible, though, and will try to adapt to my writing partner’s length!

Interact with this post and I’ll reach out! 🐛

like & asker will find you !

#18+ rp #rp finder #fandom rp #umbrella academy rp #rp ad #oc x cc rp

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feralnumberfive · 1 year

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ive been following you for a while & didnt notice your dni so i wanted to ask - do you want me to unfollow you?

i don't ship the Hargreeves together, and would say that generally i don't ship much of anything since im ace/aro. . . but i don't really mind luther/sloane? like i get that its kinda weird but i approach it in generally the same way that id approach diego/lila or allison/raymond or even klaus/dave in that i dont really care about the ship itself but characters in canon are made happier by their s/o so im not upset by seeing the ship or interacting with it but yknow.

if u want me to unfollow ill do it no problem, sorry for the inconvenience

Great question anon, you've really got me thinking on this one. I'm going to let you decide what you want to do because like I said in my previous ask, I don't really know how to feel about Luther/Sloane either. I view them as step siblings but it feels different from any of the Umbrellas x each other. Do I still view it as a form of incest? I guess, but I'm being completely honest when I say I just don't have strong feelings about 100% opposing them. Maybe this is going against what I've been saying on this account, but I can never stop people from shipping characters.

I've shared some strong feelings in the past and may have hurt others with my thoughts about shipping within TUA, as every fandom does have issues with ships. My issue is just with viewing the shipping of the Umbrellas as incest, which is already something debated in the fandom. I'm not going dive into this controversial topic at the moment, but my own thoughts aside I have seen people with adopted siblings within the fandom become uncomfortable with the Umbrellas being shipped because in real life it doesn't matter that their sibling is adopted, it's their sibling. So it just all becomes a matter of opinion when it comes to what you consider incest in TUA.

To me Luther and Sloane are step siblings, but then I also think about how they weren't raised together as siblings, but in this alternate universe Reginald is still their father so I believe it connects them as step siblings. On top of this, Reginald has something to do with the creation of all 43, or 16, children so does that connect them as their father besides him being their adoptive father? I don't know, and maybe we'll get an actual answer in the final season, but besides that Luther and Sloane feel different to me.

I really and truly appreciate you reaching out to me about your concern, anon. I have decided that I'm going to go ahead and remove that dni from my bio now. I think I'll go about my own way of trying navigate the fandom with this issue (which it's an "issue" to me not just something within the fandom) instead of having a big ol' dni in my bio. I'm still not 100% sure how I feel about Luther and Sloane, but my views on shipping the Umbrellas with each other and Sparrows with each other still stand as it makes me uncomfortable.

Everyone has their own right to be comfortable on the internet, so I will let you decide on what you would like to do. You are welcome to stay, and again I appreciate you for coming to me about this. If you would like to leave though, thank you for sticking around for so long ❤️

#you guys make me think and I like that because even I don't really know what I think most of the time #luther and sloane give me mixed feelings #anon

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matuk-art · 2 years

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(Same anon as the one about the emotions)

Can we also talk about the fact that half the sparrows died really early in the season and their siblings didn't seemed to care, I mean they lived in the same house for like 30 years even if they considered themselves more as a team than a family that was odd, also Luther ready to betray his family for a woman he met two days ago (as he said to her), and everyone acting as if Diego acted like a great father when he basically constantly pushed away the kid who was supposed to be his son, even saying that he has most important things to deal with than him, like ok (tbh it seemed quite ooc for Diego to act like that) and also Diego literally forbidding Lila to fight because she's pregnant and restraining her basically not respecting her choice, like I get it, he wants to protect her and the baby and she should be careful but the way he acted was a bit too much, and it gave me bad vibes. Again, I won't talk about Allison

And honestly the worst is the weird vibes and inc*sty stuff, like stop with this already pls, that made me so uncomfortable, I honestly think that the writers are so wrong for this, why are they writing all of these romantic relationships between these people, and also why did they make Five fight with a n*ked lila, like that basically his "sister-in-law" in the show, like I know that n*ked doesn't equal anything s*x*** but that was still weird. And more importantly Aidan is a teenager and Ritu a grown woman !!!

I'm so sorry for ranting in your asks honestly, there still a lot of things I liked about the new season but I needed to vent about it a little bit, I'm sorry if that gave you negative energy....

Diego's arc is incredibly frustrating for me. Firstly because it didn't mean anything, it didn’t get us anywhere!! Arggghh and secondly because ironically Diego had been a better father figure or protector in previous seasons (S1 with klaus, ej). With Stan he did a pretty lame job. All the time I was thinking: poor baby Stan with such bad parents. Haha.

I have no strong opinion on the fact that Diego forbade Lila to fight while she was pregnant. I am not for or against. And to be honest, I as an overprotective and aggressively prepotent person, who commonly thinks that everyone is making stupid decisions regarding their existence, would not have allowed a woman I love to put herself at risk during a pregnancy either. But obviously it is not my place to decide for anyone!! Diego is a flawed but sensitive man, so I do understand his position but I don't necessarily approve.

Honestly, I can't care less about the couples and all the decisions that the writers make regarding the subject, I try not to give them a lot of thought, because as I mentioned before, I think the TUA writers do not do a great job writing the romance. I'd say they do a pretty mediocre job. The only times I ever bought the credibility of a romance is when the couple is already established (ray/Allison, klaus/dave S2, Eudora/diego)

AND just as I don't care about couples, I don't care about the incestuous relationships either. I have no problem with any of the ships bc they all bore me to death haha, honestly, and I think that everyone has the right to imagine fictional characters in the situations they please. It's not like someone is getting hurt.

It does make me very uncomfortable, however, the weird vibes between five and the handler, and in this season, between five and lila. I think both relationships are mirrored. I can't believe people didn't notice how off their scenes were (as they were with the handler), I don't know if they have a hard time reading the subtone or have no clue of how film language works. I seriously have the urge to isolate a couple of frames and sequences and showing them out of context so they can witness the obvious suggestive tone deliberately set by whoever wrote the script and directed the scene. But, come on!, naked Lila fighting??? Jesus

It could be the hypocrisy in the fandom. Some condemn, block, cancel any fan who refers to Five as attractive or sexy, but for some reason they have no problem with Lila referring to him that way ???? It's frustrating. Similarly with the incestuous couples. I KINDA understand the outrage over Luther/Allison, sure, they were raised as siblings, but the fact that they find Luther/Sloane so disgusting and for some reason have no problem with Lila/Diego is incredibly disconcerting to me. Beyond the fact that Lila has a different last name, it seems to me that both relationships took place in quite similar circumstances. They weren't raised together, neither of them. Andd at the end of the day ALL children with powers are siblings (whether they have the same last name or not), because they were born on the same day and conceived from the same source. Source that is Reginald himself. I think the fandom makes very impartial judgments, based on very strange, contradictory and not very objective or even fair criteria. I think we should leave each other alone, to enjoy the series as we each please.

#tua s3 spoilers #im responding to everyone just give me time #sorry for the delay

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