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Maya: Today, Axton said that he was going to cook us dinner.
Maya: After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for us to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh, I hate this part," reached into the oven with his bare hands, and took out the pizza, all while screaming.
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John: Today, I'm playing basketball with my son. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're an asshole." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Mommy calls you that when you're not around."
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Arthur: Today, I turned 34, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from John. He wanted to borrow money.
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Arthur: Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is Dutch's walk-in closet.
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John: Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of the general store. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout.
John: Hosea, Arthur and Dutch won't stop laughing at me neither.
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Arthur: Today, I found out that just because your girlfriend says yes doesn't mean that she will show up at the wedding.
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Arthur: Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I accidentally rode past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me ride over their dog.
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Arthur: Today, I awoke to the sound of Dutch knocking on my door at Shady Belle while I was talking to John. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when John strips naked, pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves.
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Arthur: Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my horse to help. As I helped him across, the crossing guard changed the direction of traffic. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my horse.
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Arthur: Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she opened a letter. Apparently it was more important.
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Abigail: Today, John handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone yelled "fire!", and John couldn't find the key. So he left me, and Hosea found me. Arthur and Bill had to cut the chain.
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John: Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the boy say to his girlfriend "Would you still love me if I had scars like him?"
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Abigail: Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My husband thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon.
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Abigail: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's tent for the first time. As I was flipping through his journal, I came across one full of disturbingly candid sketches of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met John two months ago.
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