#Superman

[ditzybat]

clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #superman #batman #superboy #lex luthor

[fakeicecubes]

Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids

-Weirdly good instincts

-They only see the bat and kids at night

-Hasn’t died

-If they have died, they came back within the year

-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally

-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)

-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)

-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts

-Somehow none of them age

-All of them are friends with a super

Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.

#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #jason todd #justice league #young justice #dc #dceu #dc robin #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #wonder woman #superman #superbat #green lantern #the flash

[firefox-official]

weren't you straight?

when was that. Can somebody go find that for us please

#superman #<-don’t go in there #ive definitely posted abt women before. Maybe you just dont pay attention to me and you cant remmeber anything ever

[frownyalfred]

in love with the way in some superbat fics Clark sees Bruce and his Kryptonian instincts immediately say “mate.” not in an a/b/o way, just a “that is a highly qualified, strong, healthy provider/parent” way. Bruce ticks ALL of those weird little alien boxes Clark didn’t know he had.

#late night thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #kryptonian biology

[randoparody]

I like to imagine Tas Supersons

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batman the animated series #superman the animated series #superman #supersons #damian wayne #jon kent #btas #damijon #jondami

[beikrogel]

#scarlxrd #neiljosten #superman #witchlife #asian fashion #im a mom now #mydarling #34 lbs lost #no discourse #spiritual

[londonclubofsherwood]

#batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #green arrow #batfam #superfam #superman #wonder woman #wonderfam #amazons #flashfam #the flash #arrowfam #green lantern #green lantern corps #young justice #team titans #justice league #justice league dark

[sisaloofafump]

My favourite hobby is trying to imagine the most no homo superbat moments DC would actually be willing to do but it's hard because we already have:

There's only one room/sharing a bed

Being the other's black mercy dream

Canon in a genderbent universe

Almost-kiss (with an ulterior purpose)

Being the one the other'd miss most if they died

Innuendos & jokes (of varying levels of seriousness) about being married

Rescuing eachother naked

and that's just off the top of my head.

#I really like their canon relationship #and their canon relationships with others #so it's more an exercise of figuring out stuff that would actually work in canon #and make sense in canon #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #Superbat #my rambles

[ajitomiel]

idk what possesed me to draw this but yeah- i dont think being revived feels good

#damian wayne #jonathan kent #super sons #supersons #superman #robin #batman #dc comics #fanart #dc fanart #jondami #i mean maybe #damijon #its honestly more platonic than anything #i just think they love each other dearly in every universe and in every way #and jon really doesnt want his best friend to kick the bucket #i didnt draw jon that pretty BUT THIS COMIC AINT ABOUT HIM!!

[thestuffedalligator]

There’s a bit in the first episode of Superman: The Animated Series, right before they launch Kal-El into space, where Jor-El tells Lara that he could send her with him. There’d be a risk, but he could do it. And she says no, and they send Kal-El into space, and the planet explodes, but consider.

John and Martha Kent are driving home when a pod screams through the Kansas night air and lands in a pond, water instantly boiling into steam.

John grabs a flashlight. Martha grabs a tire iron because you can never be too sure.

The pod opens in the now shallow pond. Out of it steps the most gorgeous human either of them had ever seen, dressed like she’s just stepped off the cover of a Weird Science comic book.

John thinks, “Dang.”

Martha thinks, “Dang!”

The Weird Science woman looks at them warily as the steam evaporates in the glare of the flashlight. It’s then that they notice the tiny baby in her arms.

And there’s something fundamentally Kentish about seeing a problem and wanting to help.

An hour later Lara is getting a crash course in midwestern hospitality while John coos over the baby.

#dc #superman

[jetslay]

Smallville by Steffany Rodriguez.

#Smallville #Superman #Clark Kent #Steffany Rodriguez #DC Comics #art

[why-i-love-comics]

Wonder Woman #8 - "World's Finest V" (2024)

written by Tom King art by Belen Ortega & Alejandro Sanchez

#robin #superman #damian wayne #jon kent #DC #trinity #lizzie prince #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

[betterthanbatman1]

Reminder that Little!jason loved Superman

#Jason loving Wonder Woman is superior #But him him being in awe of Superman fills my heart too #Also ‘mY sUpEr hArD FiNgErnAiL’ made me audible laugh #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #dc #batfam #Superman #Clark Kent #kal el #dc comics #comic panels

[dailydccomics]

Bat-Mite is the MVP of the DC Universe Batman/Superman: World's Finest #26 art by Dan Mora and Tamra Bonvillain

#superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc comics #tuesday spoilers #bat mite #dick grayson #robin #batman #superman #dc #batfam #world's finest #dan mora #batman/superman #mr mxyzptlk #mister mxyzptlk #kal el #comics #short king

[forthegothicheroine]

Silver Age Lois Lane: Oh dear, my feminine obsession with marriage has gotten me into humiliating danger! Golden Age Lois Lane:

#comics #superman #lois lane #those fleisher cartoons man

[frownyalfred]

Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and won’t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. She’s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes what’s going on (because she’s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.

“There’s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didn’t pick me? Yeah, sure. But it’s not anything I can control, or you. I’ll get over it. It just means you’re human after all.”

She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.

“If you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.”

Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)

Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.

#jkjk #mostly joking #asks #anon #tw infidelity #bruce wayne #batman #dc #theresurrectionist #myfic #clark kent #superbat #superman #lois lane #clois