#THE RETWEET

[stealthrockdamage]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

#twelve retweets. tragic. what the hell. this person was a visionary and they got 12 rts #anyway yeah. i gotta get into a mosh pit. next time i'm at a metal show #my 5'7 estrogenized ass will get smashed into a pulp. it'll be awesome

[jaimewalmart]

oh okay man sorry

#retweet! #stardew valley

[gayestcowboy]

this tweet sends me into hysterics

#yeehaws #it popped up on my twitter feed again so i had to undo retweet and redo retweet it’s so funny #twitter #hit posts #1k #10k #20k #50k

[savagegood]

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

#c'est quoi gritty? c'est mon emotional support mascot!!! #someone retweeted the gritty twerk video and i went down a gritty spiral on twitter.... #there were worse ways to spend my time #gritty #philadelphia flyers #hockey #196 #r/196 #nhl #nyc #climate change #barbie #pride #pride month #smokey the bear

[astorianyxkings]

There's always people theorizing how the Batfamily hides Jason disappearance and reappearance, but I literally haven't seen anyone use the best explanation: Witness Protection.

Like this literally answers every question. The Death Certificate? They had to fake his death. The empty grave? Obviously it had to be believable. The time when Wayne Heir "Richie Wayne" refused to step foot in Gotham and talk to his father? He was pissed about Jason's (non) death. Brucie Wayne's very real depression after his death? Well he lost contact with his son and he was under immense stress from the government.

Like this literally answers every question I can come up with. Why has no one said he was in witness protection? And if people have done it, send me fics and prompts because I'm obsessed.

And the best part is, the Waynes are so stupidly rich that they could pull it off. Lex Luther could try and conduct his own investigation but somehow he can never find anything concrete. And if he gets too close either Babs hacks them or Tim just calls up Conner for a distraction.

One time Jason gets cornered and asked how he felt about returning to his life after being in Witness Protection. Unfortunately, him and Bruce weren't on the best terms to explain the whole story but he comes in clutch. He spins the tale about how heartbroken he was to see his brother, father and grandfather grieving and how honored he was when he learnt his new little brother idolized him. Tim got ahold of a copy of the interview and will never let Jason live it down.

The media doesn't ask Bruce questions about Jason's death because last time they did he broke down and a suddenly furious reporter chastised them and reminded them that while Jason may be alive Bruce still mourned his death. The picture of Bruce in tears at the interview is currently one of Jason's favourite lockscreens.

Same goes for Dick. Any questions of his brother's death results in (1) Richie Wayne ready to throw hands at any and everybody, (2) his wife (well one of them) Barbara Gordon threatening the reporters or (3) That same Metropolis reporter chastising the whole community again.

#dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #yes the reporter is clark #hes ready to fight for b and dick #vicky vale wonders if jason todd wayne was in witness protection due to something involving the red hood #jason goes on twitter and bashes the red hood's whole persona #dick grayson retweets that red hood is trying and is just a little lost #the official batman twitter likes that tweet #it causes a huge mess for both barbara and jim gordon to clean up #they knew they shouldn't have gotten involved with gothams pet billionaire and his weird kids

[elloly]

#queen #uk #uk politics #i can't retweet this so i'm dragging it over here instead

[anistarrose]

[ID from alt: first is a tweet from a fake Oregon Parks Department account on twitter, @/OregonParksDept. The caption reads: "Brrr! Winter is upon us campers, so remember to obey all road signage, especially around tight curves. I sense a big change in the weather coming! #RoadSafetySavesLives".

The image is a snowy road, with a yellow triangular caution sign depicting a swerving car.

Second is another tweet from the same account reading: "Now here’s a rare sight- a Brimstone Moth in December! Remember campers, look but don’t touch!"

Attached is a photo of a yellow moth, with a vaguely triangular shape and a (seemingly photoshopped on) eye pattern.

Last is an edited version of the "we thought you were dead" meme, reading: "Aw, hey, Alex Hirsch's fake Oregon Parks Department account, we thought you were dead." End description.]

#themysteryofgf retweeted it so ??? #artbook summoning ritual maybe ?? pretty please ? #gravity falls #alex hirsch #bill cipher

[minalots]

so about that book…

#trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #trigun maximum #trimax #iykyk LMAOOOOOO #edit: i fuxked up the title of the book do not look at me rn im throwing myself out my window #other edit: yes ik the author retweeted this im in shock bro #tbh im just in shock how this is even doing numbers everywhere but thank you guys HAHAHAHAHAHA #other other edit: also i see someone asking if the book is good. i haven’t ordered mine yet cuz im saving to go to a con but everyone #around me has been saying its very good n you heard bdww so #da gallery

[irlmumrik]

just an excuse 2 draw moomin fur, I want to use a cat brush on him

#moomins #snufkin #moomin #snufmin #art #moomin art #snufkin and his use of many lint rollers because of his fluffy bf retweet

[em-doods]

Another wip. This is taking forever lol.

#my art #fanart #Fionna and cake #prismo #scarab #scarab the god auditor #prismo the wishmaster #I don’t wanna post this on Twitter #I don’t like that people can privately retweet it 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #wip #it’s not done :

[bluegiragi]

Okay I understand then. But what about that rape fic you retweeted

ah anon, you're really drawing this out. but fine...i'll let the secret out...im...an adult woman with kinks....

#and have made friends with talented authors who write material that panders to those kinks!! #who i like to support and retweet!!! #god forbid!!!

[multitrackdrifting]

this one tweet has spawned 12093128098x the fanart for ubel, i've seen more fanart of her in the last week than i have in the last 3 months. a 1:1 retweet to bookmark ratio is crazy, combined with 4.5 million views.

#dont worry bout that green retweet button its for science #frieren #ubel

[sushiisiu]

watched markiplier play faith while doing finals he is Soooo james sunderland to me ? !

#my art #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #john thomas ward #fucking...airdorf retweeted the second pic i scrum. I JUST GOT HERE!!!!

[ca-3]

I don't think I've posted these here, but P5 shitposts from my twt again lolol

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #persona 5 protagonist #ann takamaki #ryuji sakamoto #ca3 art #you see i have a disease that makes me draw lots of silly things 🤪 #shujin trio #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #the second one was a doodle i quote retweeted with for that tweet #no im not calling it x #sakamoto ryuji #takamaki ann #pegoryuann #????? #well first one I just made but definitely didnt post the second doodle lol #also the second one is a 'lol silent Protagonist joke'

[naetles]

happy international lesbian day

#credits to whoever made this because i found it on twitter a year ago but can't remember whom i retweeted it from :( #the l in link stands for lesbian #so does the l in zelda #it's either lesbian or t4t and bi4bi when it comes to these two just so y'all are aware #do not interact with this if you disagree #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #age of calamity #tears of the kingdom #tloz #botw #aoc #totk #link #zelda #zelink #international lesbian day

[nohoney]

i just thought of social media outlets just over analyzing every celebrity interaction (as they always do) but they were speculating for a while about your relationship with number two pro-hero dynamight. the two of you sat at a table together at a gala a while back and the live broadcast happen to capture you leaning in close towards dynamight for him to whisper in your ear for only just a quick second.

naturally they start asking a million prodding questions over one seemingly innocuous interaction between the two of you.

you and dynamight were spotted together at most three times since that captured moment on television but once again, there was nothing particularly romantic or intimate captured by the cameras. dynamight hardly makes any personal posts on his socials and you’ve switched up to becoming a little more private with your social media this year as a resolution for yourself. so there’s radio silence on both ends about the romantic speculation between the two of you and it dies out as quickly as it had risen up. the media moves on to the next thing.

then a few months later, paparazzi capture you on a outing to get some pastries and people are quick to see that you have your hand on a small baby bump. it’s a decent photo captured and the one posted online is of you actually seeing the paparazzi and giving them a smile and wave. of course they analyze how far along you look like you are and the discrepancy of your last social media post where you definitely didn’t have a little pregnancy bump on you and compare it to the recent sighting. outlets have sources that confirm that you haven’t had any public romantic involvement with anyone throughout the year and everyone starts weighing in on who the father is.

it’s a bare string for the celebrity news outlets to hold onto but they vaguely recall when everyone wondered if you and dynamight were an item. one celebrity news Twitter posts the photo of you with the caption ‘could bakugou katsuki, #2 hero in japan, be the father??’

bakugou retweets the post from his account with only two words: ‘i am.’

#bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #inspired by when ryan reynolds retweeted a photo of a pregnant blake lively and said ‘i did that’ #bnha x reader