When the right person hugs you it's medicine.
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parents: he’s probably sleeping
me in my room preforming ride the cyclone by myself:
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Me: Okay, it's time for bed.
Tumblr: Wait don't go. You can hit people for free.
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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
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The other day when I was volunteering at the library, I was shelving books when a little kid came up to me and just stared at me before asking “Are you a girl?”
Me: “uh… no, I’m not a girl.”
Kid: “are you a boy?”
Me: “Well, no, actually-“
Kid (looking at me with wide eyes): “Are you a *fairy*?!?”
Me (leaning down and speaking in a whisper): “Yes, but sshh, don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.”
Then the kid just looked up at me with wide eyes before their face broke into a huge smile and they nodded enthusiastically.
That interaction made my entire frickin day.
Also apparently I’m a fairy now.
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His mother got duped by a man who claimed to love her—so he headed to Nigeria to find the con artist who broke her heart.
The Romance Scammer on My Sofa. The latest incredible true story from The Atavist.
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My world can be falling apart and i still won't ask you for shit.
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Kind people are my kinda people.
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From my pov, every woman's love language revolves around not needing to ask.
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i cant believe "whose a good girl" got her out of bed lmao
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i love how every fandom’s got its fics. you know the ones, that one way or the other, everyone has and probably will read at some point in their lives? and no one else would understand. like i could say “you’re hesitating, love” and an entire group of people will fall to their knees in a target
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