i bring a sort of "sanders sides poses some genuinely interesting questions about identity and how we define and seperate parts of ourselves" vibe to the club that nobody likes.
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here is my insane all the sides are body horror agenda [obvious tw for gore/body-horror ish stuff - under the cut bc. descriptions of gore - no pictures]
logan: he is the only side with completely normal organs and body! completely. normal. down to the inch. he is a living medical textbook. you could take him apart and measure his organs exactly. he promises. hes Tested.
patton: he Looks normal on the outside, and mostly, he is! he looks like thomas mostly. but.. he doesnt really.. bother. with the inside stuff. it makes him squeamish. (logan xrayed him once- and said only one word after. "soup.")
roman: he doesnt let himself scar. no matter how large the wounds he gets are, his skin will be porcelain as always. as well, he looks the youngest out of all the sides. he has no wrinkles or beauty marks. his heartbeat is to the rhythm of whatever song hes listening too.
virgil: mostly fine, except.. whenever he has a panic attack. his rib cage will shift and lock around his lungs. his heart will beat absurdly fast (logan has record 900 bpm once). outside of that, he bleeds so easily - even if he just bites his nails. if patton hugs him too hard, and he gets nervous, his ribs will cave in.
janus: probably second weirdest. his body is always fighting itself, in between snake and human. he gets horrifically sick regularly; with the human half of his body rejecting the snake like a transplant, and vice versa. new scales will tear through his skin and make him bleed for hours. he will crave a mouse, eat it, and then throw it up.
remus: hes covered in scars. his organs are constantly being dissolved, reformed, fusing, and dissolving again. he can and will break all his bones on command. he can do wolverine claws. occasionally he'll get bored and just start. going through rigor mortis. for the bit.
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remus: listen, logan. you’re book-smart and i’m street-smart.
roman: what kind of “street-smart” are you? taxidermy?
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"So this fries stuff?"
"Yeah! Potatoes, pickles, you name it!"
"Chicken fingers?"
"Yeah!!"
"h u m a n f i n g e r s ?"
is it not obvious that i love remus
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just rewatched the first episode janus appears in and uh. holy shit
his identity as c!thomas' self-preservation was recognized by patton in the very first episode he appeared in. idk why or how i forgot that it was made so clear from the start.
and it's so important that it's morality of all sides acknowledging his true goal from the start. in a lot of ways, the two of them are opposites, but patton cares about c!thomas and he can't ignore the fact that janus does too.
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remus randomly showing up into thomas’s life:
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