#Taylor Swift jokes

[jeansyvesmoreau]

taylor's logic with surprise songs on eras is so insane like. first she allowed herself to play midnights songs as many times as she wants, then she said she can repeat songs if she messes up, she plays maroon and yoyok like half a dozen times each, she writes an entire new album to have more songs to play, she removed her no repeats rule completely, she's making mashups of her songs, she's playing songs from the setlist. and all just to avoid playing mary's song

#melone.txt #taylor swift #THIS IS A JOKE. kinda #1k*

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Taylor during surprise song o’clock.

#taylor swift #the eras tour #Payton makes bad jokes #I’m sorry I had to

[maretriarch]

#everyone in the notes of this post is braindeadly stupid and unfunny #its a joke guys lighten up #the taylor swift stan is making a joke the bike pic is like 7 yrs old

[megaqueenofrad]

i just realize that I misunderstood the line, "I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror". i thought she meant she can't look at the mirror because she hates how she looks. no. she meant she can't look at herself because she's brighter than the sun (because she's a Super Star~~)

#anti-hero #taylor swift #taylor swift eras #midnights #midnights album #my poor attempt at a joke

[jeonwonwoo]

TAYLOR SWIFT 240107 / Golden Globes 2024

#on a more serious note though those jokes arent funny and need to be left in 2016....leave her alone my god #taylor swift #tsgif #tswiftedit #013

[serialunaliver]

honestly if you're offended people don't like your pedophilia-incest-crossover posts about video game characters or whatever get the fuck over yourself. oh my god you're telling me there's people who dislike romanticization of child abuse??? and you have posted these things publicly on the internet where people can share their opinions on them, which leads to you getting hate?? who could have predicted this

#waaah I got death threats #shut up i've gotten death threats for joking about taylor swifts private jet crashing you're not special

[nerdyqueerr]

The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth

#its everything 2 me you dont understand #the 'him' in that song.... hes so me #need to have a word with joey batey and madeleine hyland abt this one fr #god. the thats what she says joke almost reduces me to tears sometimes. #how unreasonably in love i am with everything you do!!!! #i cant even pick more lines from the verses to quote like its all so. waugh. #they werent lying that devil sure can amazing #their constant ability to marry small ridiculpus mundane things with profound metaphorical epic things really shines in Fair. idk #every time i see a bad taylor swift lyric in the next few days ill just listen to some tad to cleanse my soul #my shit #the amazing devil

[downn-in-flames]

oh, the tortured poets department? did you mean

#the man was truly tortured he just wanted someone to listen to his epic poetry :( #this joke has probably already been done but it’s been in my head for like 2 days now #shadow and bone #grishaverse #tolya yul bataar #six of crows #taylor swift #ttpd

[eternallovers65]

People scared about ryan reynolds coming to tumblr, saying it's just the beginning and all celebrities will do that and it will be awful, but you guys seem to forget we literally have TAYLOR SWIFT around here and we do not care at all

How many of you actually remember she exists here??? How about Neil Gaiman??? Or any other big content creator that has an official account here???

Say what you want but one thing tumblr does incredible well is not caring for celebrities that stay in this site. It's like we have zero tolerance towards them because we know that this hellsite will never be as profitable (we won't let that happen) as they might want it to be.

#about ryan reynolds joining us in this circus #tbh i think he's actually a good content for celebrities that are allowed in here #he has that idgaf attitude and likes to joke a lot #ryan reynolds #taylor swift #neil gaiman

[sonknuxadow]

the sonic twitter takeovers are canon when they say something i like and not canon when they say something i dont like hope this helps

#ok jokes aside i refuse to accept the sonic twitter takeovers as 100 percent undeniably canon #nobody can convince me that i should take them seriously #before anyone says ''well sega said everything is canon'' no they didnt. that was a silly joke tweet not an actual serious statement #and even if it was serious you still shouldnt take it as ''every piece of sonic media exists in the same timeline'' #because thats just not possible #HOWEVER the twitter takeovers do have some fun/cute character interactions #and the answers i do like i like to take and keep as headcanons #like shadow liking coffee beans and kittens and volunteering at soup kitchens . very good #shadow and amy being taylor swift fans ? into the shredder. not canon #they would have better taste in music + that sort of music just doesnt fit shadow at all #+ the private jet thing is literally sonic villain behavior

[evermorre]

state of grace is never not the song. driving in the car? walking down a busy street? riding the train looking out the window? lazily riding around on your bike? lying in your room contemplating the meaning of life? state of grace is the perfect compliment to any situation. i never saw you coming. and i’ll never be the same. have you done your part? have you streamed state of grace (taylor’s version) today?

#i was never good at telling jokes #state of grace #red tv #taylor swift #taylor i love you* #for taylor* #meow*

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Taylor during the show tonight.

#taylor swift #Payton makes bad jokes #vmas #vmas2023

[sunforgrace]

actually the “I don’t care if x wins I just need destiel to lose” is sort of comical if for nothing else the amount of destiel blogger popular posts which broadly circulate on the regular. what you don’t know is that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. to you that’s a 100k post to me that’s my mutual my BROTHER in the trenches. how do you all know each other. man we went to destiel together

#this is jokes but it Is funny. meryl streep voice and then I think it was brianna’s taylor swift post wasn’t it? #that had bloggers in the notes pointing out the words ‘dean winchester apologist’ in her username. groundbreaking #viva la haterdom it is just funny to know that the same bloggers tagging ‘this is NOT the destiel site #YOURE NOTHING’ are also inevitably in the notes of my mutual on their triple digits viral post while I see their post: #destiel suck silly (15 notes) on my dash

[lonelystarbuckslover13]

You know who this fandom forgot about too quickly? Karyn. I remember we used to talk about Karyn all the time and now I haven’t heard a word about her in years.

#like every other fandom joke still comes up from time to time like 5 holes in the fence it wonderfuck or whatever #but it feels like Karyn was such a big inside joke for a minute there and now we never all about her ever #anyways hope that big ass snake is doing well lol #karyn #rep tour #taylor swift #swifties

[a-dowryofblood]

what happens when she announces The Taylor Swift The Holiday Collection (Taylor's Version) instead of Reputation (Taylor's Version)?

What are you going to do when she comes out looking like this?

What are you going to do when she plays New Year's Day (Holiday Version) (Taylor's Version) and Christmases When You Were Mine (Taylor's Version)???!

What are you going to do when she puts this on that screen and says The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (Taylor's Version) out now!

be ready The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection TV thruthers our time is coming !! 🎄🎄

#taylor swift #the taylor swift holiday collection #this is a joke but also not #no more rep tv discussions every night pls #she'll announce it when she has to announce it

[suzieloveships]

Never beating MsKingBean89 allegations

#I haven't listen to it yet #I have classes #but I saw songs titles and had to make this joke #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd #ts ttpd #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #all the young dudes #mskingbean89