"Sorry for hogging the bathroom, bro, and right before your big date! I know you're really nervous about it... he he... the wet pants are a bit of a giveaway. But I get it, she is sooo hot. Lemme just grab a quick pic to remember the evening..."
*Knock Knock*
"Ooh! That'll be her now! What...? You want me to let her in...? Kinda rude, bro. You should do that yourself..."
"Urgh... fine... I guess I'll let you get changed. But if she asks... I'm not gonna lie for you. That's not cool. Total violation of the baby bro code!"