Tony getting contacts and putting them in in front of Steve and Thor and they freak out because what the fuck are you doinG TO YOUR EYES TONY
Edit: Found this in my draft and thought I might as well post it.
Warning: This is cringy AF.
*Tony, Peter, May, Pepper, Harley, Harley’s sister, Harley’s mom, Mj, Ned, Shuri, Jaxon, The Avengers, and Harley’s sorry excuse of a father on The Maury Show*
Maury: In the case of 19 year old Harley Keener and 14 year old (Insert Harley’s sister’s first name here) Keener, (insert Harley’s father’s name here) you…. ARE THE FATHER!
The Avengers: *Screaming bloody murder* “Fuck no! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
Tony, May, and Pepper: *Gets out adoption papers* “Over our dead body!”
Harley: *Flipping him the bird* “Fuck you old man!”
Peter: *Tackles Harley to the ground* “MINE!!”
Harley’s Sister: *Crying ,while holding on to Harley* “I don’t want him to be our father!”
Harley’s Mom: *Yelling at Harley’ father* “I should have wooped your ass when I first met you!”
Mj: *Gives a speech about found family* “And this kids is how not to be an asshole who leaves their family in this speech I will tell you how….”
Shuri: *Quotes vines* “Oh my fucking god he fucking dead!”
Harley’s father: *Runs backstage* “Holy shit you guys are crazy!”
Jaxon:*Chases Harley’s dad with a poisoned apple* “Choke on this motherfucker!!!!”
Ned: *Silently watches the chaos* “WTF.”
What’s wrong with this picture? 😂
Just realized I’m gonna be working at a movie theatre when Avengers: Endgame comes out I-
steve rogers is a littel bitch who punches things when he’s angry but that’s exactly why we love him
If people are saying Tony is Peter’s father figure and Tony created Vision would that make Vision and Peter brothers
Send in requsts please
I’m literally drinking tea and eating Avengers crackers….
I JUST ATE CAPTAIN AMERICA!!