#The Competitor in Me

[thegoldenavenger]

tiger liu qingge and shen qingqiu meetings! the first meeting was rough but now shen qingqiu is an honored guest in liu qingge's forest. liu qingge deigns to hang around his favorite cultivator and definitely DOES NOT enjoy any wayward scritches. he's an elegant spirit beast or whatever and is only indulging his favorite immortal master.air,

#kamaeteDRAWS #svsss #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #'honored guest' until sqq finds a little melanistic lion cub and brings it to lqg to #''impart some big cat wisdom? don't look at me like that qingge i'm not a tiger i can't teach him how to hunt!'' #lqg is SO MAD that sqq has just dropped a random competitor on his turf #and little binghe is like :3c #>:3c #lion tiger fair

[themarychain]

okay upon my (sixth) rewatch of saltburn, I’m now absolutely sure that oliver and farleigh have penetrative sex in their scene, that oliver takes farleigh inside himself. It’s a power move: oliver offered himself up during the karaoke session, but farleigh rejected him, which oliver hadn’t been prepared for. he forces his way into farleigh’s room and MAKES farleigh accept him, take him, forces him to ‘behave/obey’, just as he forces his way into the cattons’ lives and in to saltburn itself

#taking whatever he wants to gain his own pleasure no matter the feelings of the others…. #FURTHERMORE… the face oliver makes at the end of the scene with his mouth open is totally the face of someone being penetrated #and they don’t kiss because this isn’t an affectionate act. they’re rivals. competitors… oliver is taking the power and winning #pardon me if this incoherent but it’s 1am and I’m sleepdrunk uhhhh #saltburn #quickstart #oliver quick #farleigh start #meta

[skitskatdacat63]

Big moment for me, actually!

#lmao vettonso time honored tradition of making a huge deal #and clipping it and everything when they mention each other #aaaahhhh fernando was his toughest competitor!!!!! thats right!!! #'hes always there' djfkgkg #fernando retires and sebs like thank god. and then he comes back and theyre right back against each other #also 'fernando: hunger' #SEE MY ANALYSIS IS SO ON POINT OKAY #I said the other day one of the traits that they see in each other and both hate but begrudgingly respect is hunger #so its weird but still expected kinda to hear it come straight from the horse's mouth #big to me actually!!! #or hunger in the sense that- #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso

[mihai-florescu]

The gaaaaap help meeee. And this is just for december? Okkkk. Ensemble stars you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you

#BILLION? WITH A B? JUST FOR DECEMBER? #unless im reading this wrong #i knew es was bringing money i just didnt realise it was. so much. me in my little bubble i know i know #the way its triple the sales of the second place competitor...'competitor'. sorry that was mean. its not like i dont like twst too #i knowww disney is seething about the idol war game making more than them

[zu-is-here]

Twins from the other world (*σᴗσ)(ㅎᴗㅎ )

Dentist!Dream idea >:)

Barber!Nightmare by @help-im-a-gay-fish

[12/21] Dream & Nightmare by jokublog

#zu art #comic #dentist!dream #barber!nightmare #dream!sans #nightmare!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #happy belated birthday to them! <3 #(I'm not sure about the warning tags since there's nothing direct here but don't hesitate to ask me if some are needed! ówò) #sponsor of your dentophobia xd #(I can't speak for Nightmare but as for Dream—) #he's really good at wining over the client up to the 'jewelry work' on their body #unhurried. accurate. painstaking ☆ #but when it comes to someone strong and obstinate and stubborn he needs Nightmare's helping hand <3 #they're neither competitors nor lovers but the third mysterious thing?? #me @ my brain: this version of Dream reminds me of... someone... #my brain: do you mean dr. Carlisle Cullen? #me: NO but Oh My God??? #gotta zzz— have a nice day or night everyone!╰(*´︶`*)╯☆ #birthday

[thatmooncake]

When people make a list of “The best” content creators™️ like that’s something to aspire to like no I aspire to do things for fun

#fablespeaks #maybe I’d rather make friends than business partners and competitors #considering this isn’t my day job #I am not a content creator #clout isn’t real #you will never get me to be more excited by some imaginary list than by my friends

[web-novel-polls]

Popular Danmei Character Tournament

CWs: MAJOR 2ha spoilers, d*mon mention, major character death mention

Six Balls from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Look at the Submissions Here

A minor demon from SVSSS Shen Qingqiu meets while escaping Luo Binghe that’s become a fandom meme

Shen Qinqiu asks for a group of demons’ names, and Six Balls replies that he’s called Six Balls because when he was born, his Pa said he weighed about six balls. It is never elaborated what kind of balls was used as a measurement. 

Normally, Six Balls would be in the Less Popular section, but he’s the most submitted character at 14 submissions. Six Balls lives forever; you can’t escape him.

Chu Wanning from the Husky and His White Cat Shizun

You cannot read 2ha without being infested by the Chu Wanning brainrot

He loves so deeply and with all his heart but would rather die than admit it. His clumsy attempts at kindness are seen as insincere or cruel, and he will never deny it. 

He climbed 3,799 stairs while dying to save Mo Ran. He made him wontons, and let Mo Ran believe Shi Mei made them. He always chooses to save others 

“It hurt too much to hold one person in his heart, so he hid him carefully in the very depths of his heart. It was fine if that person didn’t like him, as long as he could think about that person quietly, protect that person silently; it was fine if he couldn’t have that person.”

“If you don’t know how to save others, how will you save yourself?” 

He is THE character ever made and my personal favorite. Reading 2ha means being willing to die for this man, and I’ll stand by that for the rest of my life

#six balls #svsss #chu wanning #2ha #polls #danmei #danmei character tournament #danmei character polls #my polls #popular danmei character tournament #danmei character polls round 2 side B #queue #aughhh I didn't realize cwn would be six balls' first competitor #I am a spouse pleading their husband to stay safe in war rn #(<-metaphorically) #the commitment to the bit and my devotion to chu wanning has me more torn than literally any other poll 😭 #thankfully I don’t have to vote

[overtake]

deceased at the implication that lewis was so deeply hurt by max’s dumb secret santa gift to valterri one year that he refuses to participate in the videos as a staunch moral stance. max lives rent free in these people’s heads so badly that they have to write fanfiction that frames lewis as some heroic protector of bottas to cope with him … just not wanting to do something he doesn’t have to do? save lewis from his own fans, man.

#whackjobs 😭😭 #this really made me laugh so hard #sometimes i really do feel for lewis #such an incredibly talented driver #competitive and willing to do ANYTHING to win #waged absolute mental warfare on nico rosberg and sent the man to retirement #and his fans disrespect all that legacy #and paint him as so mentally weak that he gets offended by his teammate getting a can of fish so he cant handle doing secret santa videos #some of his fans really dont appreciate him for what he is #which is a fierce competitor who will do ANYTHING to win #if you have to erase half your drivers personality to like him #and its the part that makes him most successful in a racecar #you either dont understand this sport or just dont like your driver very much #didnt mean for this to become such a passionate defence of lewis but he just deserves more respect from a small segment of his fans #*

[ishgard]

I'M FREE!!!!! evidently I just had to run it as rdm?

Had been running as bard and had a run with some new people who died a lot which was fine and expected for having a lot of new people but I was just weeping internally like IF ONLY I WAS RDM I COULD HELP BUT NO instead i've got "when your party is dead but your a bard" in my head

So I was like I'mma grab some gear for rdm so I can run it with that. And I obviously don't really think that's what did it but I do find it funny that first run with rdm I got him.

Another fun fact (?) I've been running it like 3-5 times a day and last night when I was going to sleep I was like MOSTLY UNCONSCIOUS and thought I could hear a mechanic going off and my brain was like WHY ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED PAY ATTENTION. 🤣🤣🤣

Tonight, I rest well. 😌

#SWEET SWEET VICTORY #thank you everyone who cheered me on and offered to help #and good luck to everyone still struggling there's one less competitor out there ;w;b

[mewtwo24]

Okay but like. Two things about the volume 8 statue [redacted] chapter.

Firstly. By god no amount of "yeah it was unhinged" comments on this website prepared me for whatever the fuck that was. I need at least 5 business days to process.

Second, was I the only one who read that scene as:

Hua Cheng, teeming with self-satisfaction to see Mu Qing near writhing with scorned disgust and fury: this was a 100% successful trip

Xie Lian: our statues are fucking in Mu Qing's palace oh god oh fuck what do you m e a n successful

Hua Cheng, smirk getting even bigger: this was a 100% successful trip

#tgcf #volume 8 spoilers #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #mu qing #hua cheng really out here like 'it's called christening the heavens with our love which is more than you lot deserve.' #nothing could have prepared me for how that scene played out #hua cheng how does it feel to win every single day of your deceased life #mf thought he was going to be humiliated in front of his lifelong crush/sworn love #only to instead watch one of his love rivals tangentially humiliated by XL's (hualian POST-COITAL) overwhelming spiritual power no less #I have never witnessed a bigger W in my life holy shit the way that boomeranged #I just can't get over how funnily hc's built I swear to god it ends me every time #mfer was born and literally nobody liked that. baby boy suffers for most of his life #fast forward to ghost hc. master of cataclysmic power and protecting his loving failwife (who is basically full of aged weird girl energy) #said weird girl energy being hc's salvation because xl saw him feral and unhinged and legit went 'i like him i'll let him tear up the couch #for 800 y e a r s hc pined and nourished his love--waiting for his opportunity #thusly leaving every single one of his competitors for xl's attention in the dust (not that they were much to write home about) #hc is like the definition of 'bide your time and fucking destroy' #i don't care what anyone says he's legitimately one of the coolest characters i've ever seen #i also can't get over hua cheng straight up being like 'xl in distress? we all know who this is a job for. M E' **builds hc statue** #without an ounce of hesitation #the way i love this mfer he's so sweet and so funny at the same time nobody doing it like him #i also love mxtx's passion for the dynamic of “GET RID OF HIM HE'S A MENACE” “no he just needs enrichment let him be" #why bingqiu and hualian will live forever in my heart

[ragesingoddess]

Just binged the umbrella academy season 3 and I have to say episode 8 "Wedding at the end of the world" might be my favourite umbrella academy episode ever

#the first one of the first season is a strong competitor #genuinely one of the greatest introductions to a series ive encountered in a long while #but oh god this one hit me right in the feels #the umbrella academy #tua #tua season 3 #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #alison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[youredreamingofroo]

everyone PERCIEVE HIM!!! He's so pretty in ts2 i love him :(

#i shit you not it took me like 20 or 30 minutes to do his face ALONE LMFAO #i also didnt download much new cc except for a couple things like sliders and makeup/facial features #so it was actually kinda hard to find a fitting hair for Roo 😭😭 #I had another competitor for his hair but settled with this one and im glad cuz it looks really good #Roo #MtMoi: Roo #Making the Most of Side-posts #ts2 #ts2 simblr #simblr

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it #but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing #but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy #like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it' #(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3) #i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it #im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond #nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me #btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological #sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell #i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system #monaco: all bangers all the time #also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops #sebastian vettel #mark webber #jenson button #nico rosberg #fernando alonso #martian #sebmark #sebson #webbonso #sico #f1 #formula 1 #monaco grand prix #monaco gp #we do a little bit of f1

[rottmnt-residuum]

Hold on, ios does WHAT??? How i never knew that before?? How was I able to see stuff before? My reality changed and i’m afraid as hell

oh yeah apple is notorious for hiding/messing with the stuff on your phone. Did you know that iphones purposely degrade photos that are sent to them from android phones? (All the photos on my [co-author's] blog were taken with an android so its not a complete potato...camera wise.)

plus the porn ban was partially because apple was threatening to remove the tumblr app from the ios store. the tag ban was also because of apple. apple really doesnt like what it defines as 18+ content... unless you're twitter.

#not residuum #co-author: *kicks me off the keyboard* #the photo thing gets me cause it feels super manipulative #in a sort of “what better way to keep users than to trick them into thinking the competitors are garbage” #should note i dont care what brand a person uses i just hate the companies

[sergle]

the new ILNP cremes look like they’re going to rip. ass. this teal is simply dastardly 

#I'm being normal so i'm not going to pick up this color right now (said with tears running down my cheeks) #but it looks like these are just going to be like ultra ultra saturated colors #as neon as you can get while still not being highlighter bright #(and a black) #did they not have a black creme before? beats me #maybe the new one is gonna be more opaque tho #I'd like to find out if it's gonna be a new one-coat-black competitor #sergle.txt #nailposting

[treasure-goblin]

I am a dragon

I am a dragon

I am a dragon

I am a dragon

I can do this

I fear no mortals

I am a dragon

#igh i hate alumni #like #not all of them #a lot of them are super sweet! #its just most of the ones that came to this tournament are the “gifted” ones who talk shit about past competitors and judges and stuff #makes me really uncomfortable #cal rambles #tre talks