The Avengers + crap I had on my phone
Not sure if I posted this before, but it happened on my dashboard last year and has been bringing me amusement since.
Yes I’m worthy enough to wield Mjolnir
Open your goddamn eyes , brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thor, at awe: tell me more
Bucky, after story telling about the triumphant and happy ending for the Black Widow program: uh, tomorrow night?
The Hogwarts houses as MCU characters.
Gryffindor, dead pool
- Sense of humour
- Jumping into deadly situation
- Swearing 9000 times a day
- Dirty jokes
- Stupid decisions about wasting things
- Heart in the right place even though it doesn’t seem like it
- “The suit is red so bad guys don’t see me bleed”
- Huge heart
- Infectious smile
- Love baked goods
- Loyal to their friends
- Don’t go near them when angry
- Smart and creative
- Will send nick fury to voice mail
- Caffeine . Loads of it
- Breaks down lab to create new things
- “Finally! Someone who speaks English!”
- good lier
- Looks good in business attire
- Will probably be a good assassin
- Accurate jokes
- Rarely shows emotions
- Human lie detector
The uncharacteristically quiet voice makes him turn quickly. He hadn’t heard anyone approach and it startled him, “Jesus Christ, we need to put a fucking bell around your neck,” he snapped.
You wince at the harshness of his tone. “S-sorry. I- We- we’re the only ones here,” you stutter, “I- I-I-”
“Spit it out,” he rushed, glowering at you.
If this doesn’t happen in love and thunder we riot
May the gods protect my father and I as we travel
May Thor grant us safe passage through the clouds