-While planning to attack Vee Tower-
Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"
Husk: What?
Alastor: "Get Help."
Husk: No.
Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!
Husk: I hate it.
Alastor: It's great! It works every time!
Husk: It's humiliating.
Alastor: Exactly!
Husk: No. You literally have powers—
Alastor: We're doing it!
Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"
Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*
-A minute later-
Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*
Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!
Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.
Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!
Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—
Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!
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