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freneticfangirl · 1 day
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Jonathan Sims • The Archivist
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eliassimp · 22 hours
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New fear entity just dropped... The UK Government
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elliekillsu · 20 hours
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JESUS IS TRANS AND HER NAME IS ALICE DYER
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sillywizardvoice · 15 hours
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let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.
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As we dance to the masochism tango
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lazywizardlio · 23 hours
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dragunonov · 3 days
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This entered my mind without my consent
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altijd-november · 2 days
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i have a strong belief that if dyhard becomes canon, gwen will make the first move
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pencildragons · 10 hours
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still holding out the hope that elias turns up in tmagp i NEED gwen+elias toxic codependent cousins . you are thirty and your cousin is fifty and you live together and every friday evening you drink wine together in absolute silence and you are the only friend the other has in the world
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disinheritoad · 2 days
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I know there's speculation, post-tmp 10/11, about Gwen or Alice maybe getting murdered but, what if it ends up being Sam? I know he's our protagonist right now so we Assume that, while awful things Will happen to him, Sam will still get to the end of the narrative in some capacity. Just like Jon, who was broken and changed but still got to the end of his last season.
If we all expect Sam to be safe, what if he really really isn't and ends up being the first to go? What if Sam, like Sasha, does not get his answers and dies knowing nothing.
And we get to spend the remaining seasons with Alice weighed down by the guilt of having recommended Sam for the job that kills him.
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dolly-is-cool · 15 hours
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the perfect soundtrack to get eaten to!!
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lemm-moxx · 13 hours
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His teeth were in fact not squishy ig
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(FYUCK I SPELT MR BONZO WRONG)
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eliassimp · 22 hours
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Mr bonzo is on his way he want to stay he want to play with Mr bonzo is on his way he want to stay he want to play with Mr bonzo is on his way he want to stay he want to play with Mr bonzo is on his way he want to stay he want to play with...
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elliekillsu · 19 hours
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In the stripped club
Straight up jorking it
And by "it"
Let's just say....
The grooms arms
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ashesonpaper · 15 hours
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“You hate fucking Bonzo, I’m hate-fucking Bonzo. We’re not the same.”
- My Friend, April 18, 2024
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sincerely-afraid · 20 hours
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Magnus Protocol 12 spoilers:
Alice is either:
•in on the dark happenings of the world because she’s constantly deflecting and redirecting the conversation whenever someone brings up the supernatural
• a true skeptic who’s going to DIE because she’s being followed by the monster in the Magnus Institute ruins and doesn’t know it
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