#a little bit of haydn fleury

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#carolina hurricanes #dougie hamilton #joel edmundson #jaccob slavin #brett pesce #brock mcginn #nino niederreiter #jordan martinook #ryan dzingel #and #a little bit of haydn fleury #canes #bolts @ canes #5-1-20 #hockey #nhl #gif* #mine

[nicodaws]

haydn fleury | seattle kraken 

#im a little bit in love w him what abt it #haydn fleury #seattle kraken #.gif

[krakenbait]

kraken bait 2: no stats just vibes

hello and welcome back to another installment of the kraken bait list, where i make random predictions about who i think is ending up in seattle come the expansion draft! i’ve got a special edition today, as i didn’t just do a few players. no, i did an entire mock expansion draft, with a player pulled from each of the 30 teams participating. i followed the expansion draft rules and had the help of corwin @chaos-hockey as my CapFriendly consultant (and solver of indecision), but for the most part, this is, as The Broadscast says, no stats, just vibes.

so without further ado, let’s get into it!

Anaheim Ducks: Danton Heinen 

thank @charliemashavoy for this idea 

Arizona Coyotes: Lawson Crouse 

i don’t know many yotes players, so might as well pick one whose name i at least recognize

Boston Bruins: Jake DeBrusk 

corwin and i went back and forth on this one a little. it was between debrusk and trent frederic, but corwin as the bruins fan said frederic was too good to give up

Buffalo Sabres: Anders Bjork 

this slot was occupied by taylor hall until he got traded, so why not the guy hall got traded for?

Calgary Flames: Matthew Tkachuk 

i’m gonna throw them under the bus- this one was all corwin. it seems pretty unusual to me that the flames would leave tkachuk exposed, but hey, weird things happen, i guess

Carolina Hurricanes: Brock McGinn 

this slot was originally occupied by haydn fleury until he got traded. finding a replacement was a bit tricky since i don’t know a whole lot about the canes depth type players, but corwin and i settled on mcginn

Chicago Blackhawks: Dylan Strome 

one of my original kraken bait picks! (thanks @jakejuentzel) corwin argued with me on this one (they thought it should be adam gaudette), but again, no stats just vibes

Colorado Avalanche: Ryan Graves 

i like gravy a lot, but with the avs defensive depth, he’ll definitely be exposed. however, he’s a good enough player that seattle taking him is a good possibility. from one of my favorite teams to another!

Columbus Blue Jackets: Boone Jenner 

similar deal to the canes. i originally had one of the goalies here, but apparently elvis isn’t eligible for the expansion draft, and i also don’t really know the jackets roster. corwin tossed out jenner and i said sure

Dallas Stars: Jamie Oleksiak 

don’t have much commentary here. the vibes are right

Detroit Red Wings: Christian Djoos 

isn’t christian juice just wine? (i’m sorry i’m sorry)

Edmonton Oilers: Tyson Barrie 

another original kraken bait! it just seems right

Florida Panthers: Mackenzie Weegar

i do not know the panthers at all and neither does corwin, but i recognized this name and decided to go for it. i will take advice from a panthers consultant for the next edition of this list if you are upset

Los Angeles Kings: Trevor Moore 

i don’t know who this is but it seems right enough

Minnesota Wild: Matt Dumba 

i kind of protested this one a little because i like dumba as a player, but i could see him getting exposed and taken by seattle

Montreal Canadiens: Jesperi Kotkaniemi 

it took me three tries to spell that right. oops.

Nashville Predators: Juuse Saros 

corwin and i disagreed on this one again. i thought saros would be the goalie the preds protect since he’s significantly younger than rinne, but corwin argued the preds like rinne too much to leave him exposed (not that i could see seattle taking rinne), so i gave them this one

New Jersey Devils: Nathan Bastian 

OUCH OUCH IT HURTS the idea of nate being separated from mikey in the expansion draft is painful. but i was having a tough time thinking of the devils expansion draft situation so corwin tossed out a name. to quote them, “ron francis doesn’t care about your feelings!”

New York Islanders: Sebastian Aho 

the inferior sebastian aho gets shipped to seattle. it makes sense.

New York Rangers: Kevin Rooney 

it just seems right for this former devil to rejoin the cryptid gang with the kraken.

Ottawa Senators: Victor Mete 

i don’t know a whole lot about him aside from the fact that the habs let him go on waivers, but he seems like the kraken bait type

Philadelphia Flyers: Nolan Patrick 

again with the controversy! and again i’m blaming corwin. this seems kind of far-fetched to me, but they were adamant, so...

Pittsburgh Penguins: Brandon Tanev 

maybe he’ll find some more ghosts in seattle

San Jose Sharks: Mario Ferraro 

sharks fan friends i’m sorry! it feels right though. (and just imagine how good @18minutemajor‘s kraken drawings would look...)

St. Louis Blues: Jacob de la Rose 

i could not tell you who this is. i am also accepting blues consultation

Tampa Bay Lighting: Blake Coleman 

pickles to seattle has become my favorite kraken bait theory of late and i am not getting off this boat anytime soon

Toronto Maple Leafs: Travis Dermott 

i don’t know much about the leafs so i’m trusting corwin’s judgement here

Vancouver Canucks: Jake Virtanen 

this slot was originally occupied by adam gaudette before he got traded, but i feel like virtanen has equally the right vibes

Washington Capitals: Vitek Vanecek

the only thing i really know about the caps roster is that they’re old as dirt, so this seems about right

Winnipeg Jets: Laurent Brossoit

i’m still a little iffy on this one but corwin and i couldn’t think of anyone better. i think we can do better on the goalie situation for the next go-around though...

and that is that for kraken bait: no stats just vibes edition! 

i will probably do another list soon, maybe around the end of the regular season, so if you have strong kraken bait opinions or just know a team that i don’t, drop me an ask or a DM and i’ll cite you as a kraken bait consultant on the next list!

#kraken bait #seattle kraken #expansion draft

[grubauer]

people put together nhl dream teams all the time based on things like “skill” and “statistics”, well i say enough. put together ur dream team based on looks alone. on vibes 🤌 i say it’s time we put vanity back into sports. objectify men a little bit.

ANON YOU ARE SO RIGHT. PUT VANITY BACK INTO SPORTS AND OBJECTIFY MEN A LITTLE BIT 2021. I AM ALL HERE FOR IT

fuck talent, lets build a team based on prettiness. who’s gonna be on it?

my friends and i think that the forwards should consist of

chris kreider - nate mack - mikko

anders - mat - nils (hes not a RW but we are forcing him to be 🔪)

beau - pld - mathieu joseph (reasoning: they all have massive zucchini energy (because theyre french) and its only right they play on a line together (not my words))

marty - zeeker - andy (it hurt to separate the dilf line but we had to fit josh in here somewhere. sorry cal)

(and we accidentally made a fifth line with jujhar khaira, zack mac, and mathias brome because we apparently cant count)

then the d corps would have roman josi, kris letang, erik johnson, haydn fleury, matt dumba, and jani hakanpaa (plus bowen for the youth factor 😌 (but if this were up to me id just copy & paste the avs d but i was about to get burned at the stake for that))

finally, carey price and laurent brossoit would be in goal

carey will have the C (the rule of the goalie not being allowed to wear it does not apply here) and matt martin and roman josi get the A. we wouldve given marty the C because he is president dilf after all, however carey price is god soooo

#anyways here it is #we almost k worded each other over this LMAO #asks #it also hurt to cut people from the lineup 🥲

[leafsbabe]

how Haydn Fleury is like in bed

what Haydn Fleury is like in bed:

- first things first go buy some turtlenecks and/or scarfs and/or high coverage concealer

- because this man will mark you up

- i’m talking dark marks all over your neck and chest 

- it’s lowkey a possessive thing and lowkey him just liking it

- he loves lingerie but he’s bad at buying things for you so he just lets you buy everything you like

- Haydn loves fucking you while you’re wearing his jersey

- (wow how original, a hockey player that loves fucking their partner while they are wearing his jersey)

- no i mean you can’t wear any Canes jersey to games because he’s got a pavlovian response 

- i feel like he wouldn’t mind giving up control and just letting you have your way with him

- makes such nice noises like if you like guys that are vocal in bed hit him up

- dirty talk, sweet talk, moan, whimpers, groans, other sex noises that might show up in fanfiction he’s got it all

- i feel like he doesn’t mind being vanilla but he also has no problems being a bit more kinky

- but he doesn’t like exploring new things because he already likes what he likes

- doesn’t like gags because he needs the noises

- would probably just randomly suggest you watch porn together

- like he comes home after training and just tosses his bag by the door, plops down next to you on the sofa, and asks you if you wanna look at some porn because he’s bored

- loves it when you ride him

- it’s his favorite thing to just lay down and watch you use him

- but he also knows how to use his hockey strength and fuck you until you’re sore the next day 

- always tells you how amazing you are and how lucky he is to be your guy

- lowkey loves it when he’s the little spoon

- he just wants to be held and loved

his dick:

- nice and neat

- a dick you wouldn’t mind sucking

the experience:

9/10

#hib series #haydn fleury #hockey imagine #hockey smut #Hockey Players

[two-us-two-ks]

4, 11, 13, 15 for the ask meme?

4. Do you prefer writing long or short fics?Usually longer ones. I tend to sidetrack so much I can’t keep anything short. The problem is finishing the stories, though. I’d say my average word count is somewhere around 5k11. What’s a fanfic idea you haven’t done yet?There’s a lot, to be honest. I haven’t felt like writing for a while, although I have multiple ideas. One’s a soulmate AU. I read one a while back where you could feel your soulmate’s heartbeat, and the idea is so lovely. And a little bit dramatic, if one of the people involved happens to be pre heart procedure McAvoy... (I’m a horrible person, I know)13. Do you have a favorite character to write for?Not currently, no. If I start writing more or less full time again, I’d see myself obsessing over Sepe and prefix boys. Maybe Tuukks. And perhaps Haydn Fleury and/or Danton Heinen. I’ve got plans...15. Give us a snippet of something from your WiPs!”So. What do youthink?” the goaltender asked. ”Pretty sick, eh?””’Eh’”,Wingels mimicked as he walked past them. ”Pretty sick, eh.Sharks being sharks, almost ironic, eh.”(I’m not sure if that’s ever going to see daylight though.. I hope so)Thank you for asking!

[imacaniacanditsbotime]

a lot of people on my feed are upset and i guess a little bitter about the fact that haydn fleury was sent down but... 

the checkers have two games before the all star break- i’m pretty sure management just wants fleury to get as much playing time as possible since it is his rookie year, he can definitely use the extra time playing and improving his game.

also, running a team with only 6 defenders is like asking for trouble and i highly doubt that the canes’ management would do that.  although people may say that there’s a possibility someone else could get called up, i doubt it.  if they were going to send fleury down because he wasn’t ready and use someone else from charlotte, they would have done it a long time ago.

plus, the checkers are having a bit of a tough month, they’re currently 3-5 (w-l) this month.  they could use some help on their lineup as well, they want to make it in the playoffs too.

and if for some reason i’m wrong and they don’t call him back up, jokes on me i guess  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#haydn fleury #carolina hurricanes #charlotte checkers #personal thoughts

[krakenbait]

kraken bait: so long and thanks for all the fish!

so... that happened.

the spectacle of the expansion draft was pretty fun- loved the boats, especially the one with the inflatable kraken, and some of the pick videos were nice, like the fish-throwing one and the octopus. i did not appreciate the devils slander (you guys have probably seen my very new jerseyan reaction by now), nor the fact that the dude emcee-ing has probably watched maybe two hockey games in his life (called the canes the “carolina panthers,” called them the “anaheim mighty ducks”).

the draft itself was another thing entirely. i am still very emotional about the kraken separating the superbuddies. i do not know if i will ever get over this. simultaneously, i have no idea who several of the dudes the kraken drafted are.

but those are things for another day. right now, i’m here to go over my kraken bait lists and see what i got right and what i didn’t! this is mostly based off kraken bait 3.5, but i’ll include some references to previous lists if it’s relevant. the actual pick will be bolded and my prediction will be in parentheses, but i’ll bold and italicize it if i got it right. reflection under the cut! (and bonus points if you know the reference in my title)

Anaheim Ducks: Haydn Fleury

i got it right! (he looked very good in the kraken jersey. just sayin’!)

Arizona Coyotes: Tyler Pitlick (Christian Fischer)

i have no idea who the hell tyler pitlick is. at least i recognized christian fischer’s name!

Boston Bruins: Jeremy Lauzon

that’s two! sorry casey

Buffalo Sabres: Will Borgen

that’s three! thanks to The Athletic

Calgary Flames: Mark Giordano

score four for kraken bait! i will be very, very surprised if he’s not the first captain in franchise history

Carolina Hurricanes: Morgan Geekie (Nino Niederreiter)

i have been all over the place on canes predictions. it was haydn fleury, but then he got traded (and then ended up on the kraken anyway). and then it was brock mcginn when i couldn’t think of any one, and then brady skjei according to kinga, and then niederreiter according to corwin when skjei got protected. i do like geekie though, so looking forward to seeing him in seattle!

Chicago: John Quenneville (Nikita Zadorov)

i don’t know who this guy is, aside from that he was drafted by the devils, and that still doesn’t help me much. i still think zadorov might have a chance to end up in seattle if he signs with the kraken, though.

Colorado Avalanche: Joonas Donskoi (JT Compher)

i said it in 3.5, it was always between compher or donskoi after ryan graves got traded. i predicted compher because he was a little younger and a little cheaper, but seattle took donskoi, the more consistent performer. i wish him luck with the kraken and hope his dog enjoys the pacific northwest!

Columbus Blue Jackets: Gavin Bayreuther (Dean Kukan)

who in the world is this?

Dallas Stars: Jamie Oleksiak

that’s five! also, for those of you who need to hear it: tall does not equal attractive

Detroit Red Wings: Dennis Cholowski (Vladislav Namestnikov)

no idea who this is. but the octopus reveal was very fun!

Edmonton Oilers: Adam Larsson (Tyson Barrie)

so i was right that the kraken would end up with a ufa defenseman from the oilers. i just picked the wrong defenseman.

Florida Panthers: Chris Driedger

that’s six! never realized how lanky chris driedger is until i saw him onstage at the expansion draft

Los Angeles Kings: Kurtis MacDermid (Olli Maata)

i never knew what to do with the kings. i feel like the kraken might have felt the same, because i have no idea who the hell this is.

Minnesota Wild: Carson Soucy (Kaapo Kakhonen)

it’s a name i recognize at least? but i’m very surprised that the kraken didn’t take kakhonen. the name pun was right there (kaapo krak-honen!), and i feel like he would have been the better option for a young, cheap goalie (more on that in a bit).

Montreal Canadiens: Cale Fleury (Philip Danault)

i’m happy the fleury bros are on the same team!

Nashville Predators: Calle Jarnkrok

calle jarn-kraken. “my boy calle.” i’m gonna leave it at that.

New Jersey Devils: Nathan Bastian (Andreas Johnsson)

do not talk to me.

New York Islanders: Jordan Eberle

that’s eight!

New York Rangers: Colin Blackwell

that’s nine!

Ottawa Senators: Joey Daccord (Chris Tierney)

the young, cheap goalie the kraken actually took. i kind of understand it because the sens were pretty barren, but as the armchair gm, i’d have gone for kakhonen over daccord.

Philadelphia Flyers: Carsen Twarynski (James van Riemsdyk)

who in the world is this?

Pittsburgh Penguins: Brandon Tanev (Zach Aston-Reese)

should have trusted my gut in the last round and picked tanev instead of keeping aston-reese. oh well. enjoy ghost-spotting in seattle!

San Jose Sharks: Alexander True (Ryan Donato)

i still don’t really know who this is, but resident seattle expert cass has informed me that he played juniors in seattle and scored a big winning goal for them. so welcome back, i guess.

St Louis Blues: Vince Dunn

that’s ten!

Tampa Bay Lightning: Yanni Gourde (Blake Coleman)

should have listened to ana on the gourde suggestion. i picked his linemate, so i guess i was kinda close?

Toronto Maple Leafs: Jared McCann (Travis Dermott) 

the leafs really traded for him for nothing 😂

Vancouver Canucks: Kole Lind (Zack MacEwen)

who in the world is this? and why does he spell his name with a k instead of a c

Washington Capitals: Vitek Vanecek

that’s eleven! and i’m two for three on goalies

Winnipeg Jets: Mason Appleton

“apple pie in a mason jar on skates” makes twelve!

and there you have it! i got 12 right out of 30 picks... which is a lot better than i expected, to be honest. if you were making expansion draft predictions, how many did you get? let me know, come talk about the expansion draft, or just drop by to say hi!

#seattle kraken #expansion draft #kraken bait

[leafsbabe]

how Cale Fleury is like in bed

(there weren’t any gifs for him in the tumblr search so here’s an official pic from the Rocket de Laval)

what Cale Fleury is like in bed:

- at first i confused him for Haydn Fleury and then i looked him up and hey they’re brothers 

- he’s probably chill but also adventurous

- likes lingerie but he doesn’t know anything about it

- likes to cuddle and give you little kisses on your cheeks or forehead

- as anon mentioned he seems to be kinky 

- but not like extremely kinky only like a bit

- obviously vanilla sex happens but the rest is up to you

- i know kink lists are normally part three of HIBs as a last resort but lets just move that up a bit

an attempt at, but not complete, list of kinks Cale Fleury could possess in my opinion:

- sex outside

- markings (scratch or bite marks, nothing permanent)

- blindfolds

- toys (for both of you), sometimes worn under clothes during everyday activities

- choking 

- chest worship

- light bondage, only cuffs or rope

- collaring

- bareback

- gags

- multiple partners

- recording yourself having sex

- so much aftercare always

- with cuddling and taking care of eachother

his dick:

- average but nice

-a shower not a grower

the experience:

7/10

#hib series #cale fleury #hockey imagine #hockey player #hockey smut