#a tow truck

[hellenhighwater]

the only--the ONLY!--thing I had on my to do list for today was work on any of the commissioned paintings that I need to get done. That was it!

So instead I've sculpted a bunch of clay leaves to make into a mobile, gave a kitten a bath, rearranged the sunroom and repotted a few plants, watered my tomatoes, got some eggs from the doves, read a book, did some laundry, made a book press, made a video about making a book press, bought a detail sander and halloween candy, taught Vice to do a double high five, accidentally melted my gardening gloves, went to the animal shelter, and forgot to eat for the entire day.

So I'm pleased to announce that all executives are functioning at 0% capacity, as per normal.

#time to make some spaghetti #im so close to getting the watercolor painting done #and I neeeeeeed to start my acrylic paintings #i have two personal project paintings that I want to do and two must-do commissions that I need to do #and no headway! #a very productive unproductive day #yesterday we went to my brothers house and were going to pull out the enormous overgrown bushes that were completely blocking #his front window #and instead we snapped both tow hooks on the front of the truck #which really goes to show you shouldnt underestimate a shrub

[rollerman1]

#peterbilt #wrecker #tow truck #future liner #gm #parade of progress

[swedenis-h]

Why did they make a movie about Cars.

#why do I have multiple posts about lightning mcqueen #I’ve been watching Cars on the Road with my friend and lemme tell y’all. #it’s highkey good #im not lying #episode 3: salt fever fucked me the fuck up #‘I don’t even get to say goodbye?’ #GIRL WHY AM INFUCKING CRYING OVER AN ANIMATED TOW TRUCK NOT BEING ABLE TO SAY GOODBYE TO HIS RACECAR BEST FRIEND??!! #okay sorry bye #cars #pixar cars #cars 2006 #disney cars #disney #disney fanart #pixar film #pixar fanart #art #my art #fanart #lightning mcqueen #tow mater

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

#*slaps roof of 2022 ford maverick* you could hit so many grade schoolers with this bad boy #the 1974 ford maverick is. admittedly extremely sexy and i am only kind of a ford guy #god the 1990 maverick too. just kind of beast mode. i can see that. #love the ask though. i hope you don’t mind my tweaks. we’re on the same wavelength #my vitriol for the modern american truck stems from my hatred of my grandfather’s 2020 f250 #which he has never used to tow anything once and constantly complains about how hard it is to find parking in suburban california 😀 #yeah brother no shit! #the one cool thing about new trucks is you can use them as a generator for a few days though #we lose power for days on end where i live during fire season and that truck has been really helpful #but it’s ass ugly and not otherwise useful. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #asks #mav being a passenger princess has to be canon #a man physiologically built to sit shotgun ❤️ #if u get a truck with an actual bed u can drive ur war hero husband out into the desert #& lay out a blanket in the back & make out with him under the stars #can’t do that in a 2023 maverick

[hometoursandotherstuff]

WTF?

#tow truck ambulance #other stuff

[mwolf0epsilon]

Hardcase: Day 157. It feels like a millennia since we have been lost to the deep dark void of space. Our electric shaver was lost in the first few weeks so many of us have begun growing out our hair. The General is completely fine with this, he's even started braiding his tools into his hair like they're little flowers. Seeing Jesse with a full head of hair is killing me slowly tho. It's not natural... Jesse, appearing in the corner of the holocamera Hardcase is using to record with an annoyed glare: Says the vod growing a mullet... Hardcase, turning to look at him: MY MULLET IS GONNA BE THE BEST MULLET IN THE GAR! Jesse: You're shaving that thing off right after Rex shaves that abomination off his face! Rex, with a full lumberjack beard and seeming quite pleased with it: I kind of like it. It's distinguished!

#star wars #the clone wars #clone trooper hardcase #arc trooper jesse #captain rex #they're not lost they just ran out of fuel and the space tow truck is taking a while to reach them

[officiallylatetotheparty]

"The truth is evil doesn't die. It changes shape".

#Halloween ends tow truck #Arnie Cunningham #the shape #Halloween ends #corey cunningham #christine #christine 1983 #Halloween #michael myers #john carpenter #stephen king #david gordon green

[viejospellejos]

vídeos que se sienten ilegales de ver

#tow #tow truck #grua #coche #coches #car #cars #sfw #lol #xd #video #humor #fail #wtf #omg #funny #fails

[annajoebeautygoddess]

If you love this pretty girl don't skip her attention inbox

#hot as fuck #hot as hell #huge butt #huge cleavage #huge tiddies #huge titts #sexy breast #sexy content #sexy tease #sexy titts #feminine sissy #hyper feminine #feminine beauty #truckers #truck towing service #truck accessories #truck

[rollerman1]

#dodge #power wagon #6x6 #sinclare #wrecker #tow truck

[radracer]

Tow truck on route

#Chevy c10 pickup #squarebody #tow truck #modified #stance #tuning #retro rides #tuner #slammed #street #imports #lowered #usdm #offroad #rally #air

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

Camel Towing: We'll snatch you out of tight places.

#car #cars #towing #tow truck

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

girl i was out in my car having my little smoke break at work and my back windshield just straight up exploded for seemingly no reason with me in it when i tell u i nearly shitted myself ????

#anyways i hope this isn't too costly bc i literally did not do anything #at first i thought maybe something fell on my car bc it sounded like a huge thud or bang on the roof #but then i looked in the rierview and there was a hole in my back windshield and the whole thing is shattered #so i thought something maybe fell thru? or someone like THREW something through it ?? #so i got out to check and it literally looks like something exploded OUT of my car like it's going Outward #it scared me so fucking bad #now i have to drive in a tow truck with a stranger all the way home :-(

[marklikely]

guess whooooo spun out and went off the road and got stuck in a ditch and has to wait 45 more minutes for a tow truck 👍

#um that was. the scariest thing thats ever happened maybe i was literally doing circles in the highway :) #avpost #oh im fine just shaking very bad and freaked out lol but like no injuries and the car doesnt. *seem* to be damaged?? #i guess we'll find out when the tow truck gets me back on the road i honestly hope i didnt explode another tire ill be so mad. #but i really just. spun and fishtailed everywhere and then drove onto grass on a sharp hill. i #so like if the car is running idk that it would be too damaged.

[pinkpinkstarlet]

so…are we going to discuss the ableism in cars 2 or what??

@thisismisogynoir @fancylala4 @punkeropercyjackson @champmorado @kaderp @y7kierre

#like #why is it that the lemons are villains here #who are described to lack basic bodily functions to do stuff that normal cars can do #and are ridiculed and oppressed for this systematically and while interacting with other “normal” cars #and have created a closely knit lemon only community (with a few tow trucks to help out more disadvantaged lemons) so they can feel safer #like??? #it feels so fucking gross if you apply that to real life #and other aspects of it such as race #or gender #pls god tell me I’m not the only one who sees this #tw ableism #cars 2 #cars 2 (2011) #cars 2 movie #pixar cars #cars pixar #cars fandom #pinkspidey’s rambles

[lush-specimen]

#maccadam #my art #optimus prime #feelin festive #all the tow trucks at the scrap yard up the street are all decked out in christmas decorations #i had a silly idea and had to doodle it #happy holidays!!