#agents of shield incorrect quote

[esmerxyaugusta]

[ maria coming back from a mission ]

nat: are you okay? are you hurt?

maria: *shaking her head* but i think i need sleep

nat: what, why? we have a date tonight *pouts*

maria: blood loss

nat: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INJURED

maria: i mean my period, vagina blood loss

#source: unknown #marvel #incorrect quotes #marvel cinematic universe #marvel incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff #maria hill #black widow incorrect quote #blackhill #commander hill #agents of shield #gay #tw blood

[fandomnerd9602]

Agent Hill x Y/N kissing/celebrating the Avengers win against Loki and Fury catches them

Maria gently hits the wall, her legs wrapped around Y/N’s hips…

The two of them kiss over and over again…

Y/N: talk about a hero’s welcome

Maria: well hero, don’t ever do that again

Y/N: I’m an Avenger now, babe

Fury: ahem

The two turn to see Fury glaring…

Fury: if you two are together now, I would hope you’d name me uncle of your future kids

Maria: already had that planned

Fury: then proceed

Fury walks away as Y/N and Maria continue their make out session…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #maria hill #colbie smulders #maria hill x reader #shield #agents of shield #the avengers

[incorrect-multiverse]

Daisy *Sneaks onto the base at 2AM*

May *turning in swivel chair*: Care to tell me where you were?

Daisy: I was with.. uh.. Coulson!

Coulson *also turns in swivel chair*: care to- *keeps spinning*- May, I can’t stop this chair!

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #marvel #agents of shield #daisy johnson #melinda may #phil coulson #philindaisy

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Okay, so mistakes were made.

Kate: By you.

Yelena: And people got hurt.

Kate: By you!

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #hawkeye #funny #black widow #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #source: agents of shield

[40sjoyner]

Coulson: How did you know I was going to propose?

May: Daisy hasn’t been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.

#incorrect qoutes #agents of shield incorrect quotes #agents of shield #daisy johnson incorrect quotes #philinda as daisy's parents #phil coulson is daisy's dad #phil coulson #daisy johnson #melinda may #philinda #it's canon bc coulson isn't dead to me #i love them so much #it will happen

[amelia-mariee]

#agents of shield incorrect quotes #agents of shield text posts #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #aos #daisy johnson #deke shaw #alphonso mack mackenzie #melinda may #lincoln campbell #emo daisy #bobbi morse #jemma simmons

[marvellover264]

[Daisy and Phil] : *Sitting in jail*

Daisy: *So, who should we call?"

Phil: "I'd call May, but honestly i feel safer in jail."

#agents of shield #marvel #aos #philinda #melinda may #phil coulson #chloe bennet #incorrect aos quotes #daisyisphilindaskid #daisy johnson #aos crack #mamamayisscary

[backgroundagent3]

Me: Is that a SHIELD agent I see?

SHIELD agent: *Puts on glasses*

Me: Nevermind, my apologies random civilian.

#how they never got recognised undercover is beyond me #agents of shield #aos #aos incorrect quotes #aos crack #background agent 3

[harveywritings92]

R/n: There's lots of ways to express sadness and pain. There's music, and art -

Ghost: Smashing heads on the floor.

#S: agents of shield #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw ghost #gn!reader

[ladyphlogiston]

Agent Coulson my beloved

(memes made by @likea-black-widow-baby)

Also I liked this one even if it isn't Coulson

#agents of shield #incorrect quotes #agent coulson

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Eliot: Get ready for a large file transfer

Hardison: How large?

*a giant filing cabinet falls out of the top window of a multi-story building*

#source: agents of shield #leverage #eliot spencer #alec hardison #blue rambles #leverage incorrect quotes

[esmerxyaugusta]

maria: shit! we have a problem here!

nat: what! where?

maria: there! you're the problem!!!!

nat: ....

maria: you are the reason, i never want to get out of bed

#source: unknown #marvel #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel cinematic universe #maria hill #agents of shield

[fandomnerd9602]

Pregnant Maria Hill greets Y/N and the Avengers as they return from retrieving the scepter and Y/N rubs her belly

The Quinjet lands as Maria approaches…

Y/N runs out and picks her up, spinning her around…

Y/N: how are my two favorite girls doing?

Maria rubs her pregnant belly reassuringly…

Maria: we’re good.

The two share a kiss…

Tony: just let me know what house you guys want, I’ll buy it for you! I will pay to build one for you if need be!

Y/N: Tony we will name you honorary godfather

Tony does a little fist pump…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #maria hill #maria hill x reader #colbie smulders #agents of shield #shield #the avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-multiverse]

Daisy: Can we go get ice cream?

Coulson: Did you ask May?

Daisy: She said no.

Coulson: Then why are you asking me?

Daisy: Because she’s not the boss of you.

Coulson *internally*: It’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap-

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #marvel #agents of shield #daisy johnson #phil coulson #melinda may #philindaisy

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Coulson: I have excellent observational skills. I can determine a person's character and emotions from a passing glance.

May: I've been in love with you for years.

Coulson: WHAT??

#this is barely an incorrect quote #marvel memes #philinda #melinda may #phil coulson #agents of shield #marvel

[40sjoyner]

Coulson *stroking May's hair*: you’re so tiny and adorable.

May *half asleep*: i could kick your ass right now.

Coulson *with heart eyes*: i know.

#incorrect quotes #agent coulson #agents of shield incorrect quotes #agents of shield #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #phil coulson #melinda may incorrect quotes #melinda may #phil coulson incorrect quotes #philinda