#aggressive chef

[ahalliance]

just finished Nimona… DAMN does it feel good to watch such an openly queer movie man

#i haven’t read the graphic novel (though now I plan to!) so these are just my observations from the movie but #nimona is fucking trans & nonbinary man #like so fucking openly. refusing to answer balistair’s small minded questions and simply replying ‘i’m Nimona!’ #chef’s kiss. absolutely fucking astounding. the nonbinary/genderqueer experience in a nutshell #you cannot and will not pin me down ! #and obviously the major themes of being the odd one out among a whole society of people perceived as ‘normal’. wow that hit close to home! #and if the aggressively queer themes weren’t enough we have ambrosius and balistair too <3 like fuck yeah give us that on screen couple ! #overall… enjoyed it so very much #a new comfort movie perhaps….. #oh and don’t think i missed that pride flag in the credits lmaooo absolutely iconic #jay rambles #nimona #nimona spoilers

[sass-squat]

Part 4 of the Linked Universe Winged Au! This time around we've got our favorite short king, Four!

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Starting off strong with more fun facts about birds, Painted Buntings are mainly known and recognized for their bright, colorful plumage to the point where they are oftentimes referred to as, "Nature's Living Box of Crayons".

Now aside from the obvious similarities in color schemes and the absolute CRIME it would be to choose any other bird for Four, my interpretation of Four and his personality also share many similarities with those of a Painted Bunting. For example, these birds most commonly lurk in low, dense covers of brushy areas and woodland edges which is incredibly similar to what he did in his adventures all throughout Minish Cap.

On top of that, Painted Buntings also have a tendency to be very independent and fiercely territorial. Because of this, I headcanon that despite his generally calm exterior and his short height, Four is by far the Link who's most ready to throw hands at a moments notice and is willing to dive bomb enemies should the need arise, even more so than Wild.

However, while Four does share certain behavioral traits of a Painted Bunting in this Winged Au, his appearance is actually a result of the combination of all his other "selves" or "colors".

Four was still very young when he began his adventure in Four Swords to the point where he actually hadn't lost his baby feathers yet before starting his journey. However, when he drew the Four Sword and split into four separate individuals, all four of those "colors" not only had different personalities like in both the manga and comic, but different wings and colors as well. Because of this, by the end of his adventure when they merged into a united whole again, his wings took on a combined mix of all the colors to resemble that of a Painted Bunting.

Anyways, that was a lot but that's all for now folks! As always kudos to all those who read through that mini lore dump and thank you all again for being so nice and supportive! Feel free to reach out with any questions or requests for who or what you would like to see next!

#my art #winged au #LUWAU #Linked Universe: Winged AU #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu four #loz #loz link #legend of zelda #I would just like to thank @minty-mumbles for their mermaid au oneshot where they made Four a beta fish #Really cemented the idea of aggressive and territorial Four despite seemingly being the level-headed Link for me #I'll be honest Im a little scared cause I did this drawing over the course of like 36 hours which for me is VERY not normal #Im usually a 3-5 business days kind of artist #Anyways have I mentioned how much I love Four??? #Cause it's a lot #His design is just *chefs kiss* #*pats his head* this bad boy can hold so much gender in him

[remyfire]

Gay

#they're still in the aggressively flirting stage at this point and it is so chefs kiss #hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #hunnihawk #beejhawk #hawkbeej #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #dear sigmund #s5e8

[heresronnie21]

average lester fan would chase him down with a chainsaw and I love that for us

#mmm fan content in which the blorbo is hurt mwah chefs kiss #love to see it #he also just gives me cute aggression i want to squish him until he pops #lester papadopoulos #trials of apollo #toa apollo

[ijustlikebnhaandbakugou]

Katsuki's Healthy Habit Reminders

(Special edition 2)

Day Twelve.

(Warning: Cussing)

Oi! Dumbass!

When's the last fucking time you had a decent homecooked meal!?

If your answer is not some fucking point within the last week, then...

GET UP! CAUSE WE'RE COOKING SOMETHING FOR YA' TODAY, IDIOT!!!

*Just fucking drags you into the kitchen and makes you stand in front of the counter next to him*

Alright, dumbass! We're gonna be cooking some curried chicken thighs today! Its a fucking simple recipe that even an idiot like you should be able to follow without fucking it up too much!

*begins pulling out the ingredients for the "fucking simple" recipe*

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Ingredients needed for this recipe:

vegetable oil

butter

6 chicken thighs

Salt and pepper

onions

curry powder

cayenne

cinnamon

cumin

carrots, peeled and sliced on diagonal

low sodium chicken stock

broccoli florets

heavy cream

frozen peas

Cooked basmati rice for serving

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Okay, dumbass, first thing we're gonna do is season the fucking chicken thighs with salt and pepper. I usually put more pepper than salt to give 'em more of a kick, but do whatever the fuck you want! (a.k.a. season to taste)

Now we're gonna pour about 2 tablespoons (tbsp) of the vegetable oil in a fucking large skillet (or large pan) and we're gonna heat it up over the stove and stir in 1 tablespoon of butter.

Place the fucking chicken thighs in the oil and butter mix, the skin side of the damn bird should be facing down in the skillet. Cook until the chicken turns fucking golden in color! Then flip the chicken and continue until it looks almost fucking identical to the other side in color! Now remove the chicken from then fucking skillet and set it aside on a damn plate for later.

Now, we're gonna chop up an onion and measure out about one cup and place them in the damn skillet then fucking stir them around, and cook the onion until it becomes fucking tender. Then, we're gonna add in 3 teaspoons (Tsp) of curry powder, ½ a teaspoon of cayenne seasoning, 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, and 1 fucking teaspoon of cumin. Cook the spices and onion together until their aromas are released into the fucking kitchen air.

Then, toss in 2 carrots, peeled and sliced diagonally, so that the damn thing coats the top of the mix. Then add in 1½ cups of the fucking chicken stock, remember to fucking stir the food!!! And bring up the heat to a damn simmer!

Once that's done, you can add the chicken thighs into the skillet and sauce-like mixture. Then add in 1 cup of broccoli florets and cover the food and let it simmer for 15 minutes. This ensures that everything, especially the fucking chicken, is thoroughly cooked!

After the 15 minutes are over, uncover the damn food and stir in ¼ cup of heavy cream and ¾ cup of the peas, let cook until the peas are fucking cooked thoroughly!

(You can tell if the peas are cooked thoroughly by grabbing a fork and picking out one of the peas and trying it. The peas should be soft if they're done. If they aren't, they probably need a few more minutes [like maybe 5 minutes at most] of cook time)

Add in whatever other fucking seasonings you want and serve (aka season to taste) with the damn basmati rice for the best fucking results!

I suggest putting it in a bowl of some fucking sort, so the sauce doesn't get all over the damn place!

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And that's the fucking recipe! If you don't like it, than don't fucking try it! But you better fucking eat something thats decent and fucking homemade, you idiot! And to ensure you eat something at least somewhat fucking decent, I've left some fucking links to other recipes below, including some spicy and non-spicy ramen recipes!

Now go enjoy your meal dumbass!!!

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The fucking links to other damn recipes! ⬇️

#bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bakugo katsuki #bnha bakugou #bakugou x reader #bakugo katuski #bakugou #go eat something nice! #self care #self love #self love reminders #self care reminder #aggressively nice self care/love reminders #Katsuki's Healthy Habit Reminders #recipies #cooking with bakugou #chef bakugou katsuki #cussing #bakugou is the gordan ramsey of the anime world #he is gordan ramsey and gordan ramsey if him

[fauvester]

Lim wondering if this is how yadek felt in the obsidian order when disposing of the regnars before refusing to draw any parallels between himself and garak for another decade

WAKHDJKDHFKJH years later lim confessing to julian about his crime and resulting dIsplay of adolescent psychopathology and julians like. That's so funny, that's EXACTLY what garak said about all the assassinations. And lim Realizes

#ELIM GARAK 'NO RELATION TO ELIM GARAK' MY ASS! THATS HIS FUCKING SON!!! #bashir tells garak about it that night and he thinks its an absolute hoot #he holds that lim would have been a promising operative because hes aggressively average in looks and behavior #i mean. not like garak ever TOLD julian about what he did in the OO. not directly. #but maybe after a few decades he's comfortable enough to obliquely discuss it as a joke #perhaps to lovingly poke fun at his beloved son whos coming around to accepting moral ambiguity #lim in his 30s like Yes well yadek i know what you went through as a state spy. because of the hotpot lizards. i know #garak: oh of course. you're a cold blooded murderer. the blood of tain and whatnot. #lim: if youd gone abroad as a cook instead of a tailor would you dispose of bodies in your slow cooker #garak: well it would have to be a very large slow cooker. i suppose if i were a professional chef it would have to be though. #lim: you could never be a professional chef. you're too precious about stains and you lack the strength of conviction the kitchen requires #(the kids refer to garaks exile as Living Abroad. like its a fun anthropologic vacation)

[5eraphim]

honestly really funny to think of a yandere like the sniper or the medic who suffer from intense cute aggression. like they see their crush smile at them, or give a little hug from behind, or make some silly corny joke. and their just like, “aw that’s sweet :)” and just... fucking backhand their crush to the floor. 

#i think yanderes with cute aggression is so *chef's kiss* #fyi cute aggression is the way people will see something adorable and will subconsciously get aggressive #like gritting teeth or clenching hands into a tight fist #i feel like the more emotionally constipated the yandere the more they suffer from the aggression #yandere #yancore #yandere tf2 #yandere medic #yandere sniper #cute aggression #yandere team fortress 2 #yandere imagines #5eraphim

[chamerionwrites]

Absolutely living for this drag of one of my least favorite TCW episodes (and arguably by extension the whole show, since I would argue it's a continuing pattern):

"There’s a core metaphor for Clone Wars, right? This is the thing we’ve talked about so many times - and for the prequels. Lucas is not afraid of this. The Galactic Republic is the United States of America, slipping towards authoritarianism and fascism. It is a republic that has failed to serve its constituency, it has failed to serve the people that live there, it is filled with corrupt bureaucrats and moneyed interests, and - it’s unfortunate but the fact is that powerful people here can slowly push this even further towards the kind of centralized control under the hands of a few people who are absolutely politically and morally repugnant, until it gets transformed into what ends up being an empire. Right? That is the thing that happens in the prequel movies. But, here, the signifiers of the American empire - Agent Orange, napalm, the ways in which homes are searched in the beginning - are not deployed by the Republic. They’re deployed by the Republic’s enemies! It’s similar, in some ways, to the way that recent Call of Duty re-used the Highway of Death, rubbed America’s name off of it, and put Russia’s name on it. Obviously there’s a difference here, we're not literally talking about America and Russia, but that’s the same sort of like - we want to play with these ideas, but it doesn’t work if the Republic is the occupying force in this story (they say to themselves). Instead, let’s make it the Separatists who are our cartoonish bad guys. But when the bad guys are so cartoonish as to be identical to the boogeymen that the actual empire in our real world cooks up so that they can justify their imperial attitudes and actions, then the metaphor unravels."

--Austin Walker, A More Civilized Age (Episode 8)

#*chef's kiss* #extremely validating podcast #they're not even as mean about that show as i would be but they're also among the only people who talk sense about it #aggressive negotiations #my separatist feels #star wars #this was one of two eps that made me rage-quit the first season before my eventual 2020 tcw hatewatch so i'm delighted lol #my posts

[redpiperfox]

Bridge to final chorus.

Bridge to final chorus.

Bridge to final chorus.

Bridge to final chorus.

#AGGRESSIVE CHEFS KISS THIS ALBUM #red's week in music #red qu(eu)te #Spotify

[12colors]

TD All'n'Awful - "Not so happy return of the campers - part 1". Full

Chris:

We are Back in Muskoka, Ontario, where 54 Campers will be divided into 6 different teams, and compeeting against eachother for 78 episodes. It will be good old Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action and Total Drama World Tour crammed together, but with even brutal'er challenges, even bigger cast, and even more Drama.

As for the cast, we brought back 3 Generations: Generation 1, Generation 2, and Generation Zee. What about Generation 3, the one from PakitewIsland? Hahaha! They're Dead!

Chef:

Not Really. They're just- Chris: You are ruining it! Anyway, This season will be divided into 3 parts, 26 episodes each for the seasons we will be recreating. Our Campers will be fighting challenges, nature, and themselves for a BIG money prize.

Talking about the campers... We then go to the plane, somewhere high in the sky. We can see that inside, there are our campers, and a pile of parachutes somewhere in the corner. Not a lot of them even noticed them, but some did.

Sierra has one, and is seen equiping multiple of them on Cody. He already has like 8.

Owen is sitting there with a parachute already, clearly stressed out.

Axel and Priya are sitting there with parachutes too. They seem to have expected something to happen.

Scary girl also has a parachute, and seems kinda nervous. Zee walks up to her.

Zee:

Yo. Is this stuff free?

Scary Girl:

Ummm... Yeah.

Zee: takes one

Cooooool...

Cameron is also standing there, wondering. Jo walks up to him.

Jo:

What, are theese too heavy for you?

She equips one on Cameron, and he trips over the weight. Jo is laughing.

We turn back to Chris. He looks at clearly not existing watch on his arm.

Chris:

Welp, It's time for them to say hello!

He takes out a Walkie-Talkie

Ok, boys, Drop them!

We turn back to the plane. The plane's rear hatch opens and everyone falls out. Jo didn't get to equip her parachute, which she regrets instantly.

Everyone falls. We turn to Owen and Scary girl Screaming, Axel and Zee near them.

Zee:

Hey! I'm Flying. Cool.

Axel:

You guys know that you have to release the parachutes?

Owen stops screaming and releases his parachute. Zee sees Owen doing that, and also pulls the string on his parachute to release it.

Scary Girl doesn't stop to Scream, so Axel sighs, gets closer to her, and pulls the string on Scary Girl's parachute, releasing it. Axel then releases her own parachute.

We get back to Chris. We see that Everyone who didn't get a parachute, falls into the sea.

From the people with Parachutes, we see that Priya lands on the beach first.

Priya:

Yeah! I'm f-

Owen lands on her.

Soon, others with the parachutes are also on the beach.

Axel after landing, looks at the beach rocks, seeing Dawn dry, despite not having a parachute.

Axel:

How did she get here?

Jo: Walks out of the water

Ugh... She used a shortcut.

We then cut to the scene where all contestants stand in one group, most of them wet. Chris holds a clipboard.

Chris:

Okay Campers! It's time to assign your teams. In which team you will be, depends on the on the elimination order. So let's get going.

Wild'Zekiel, please go over there. You will be in Team A.

Ezekiel goes where Chris pointed at. He seems less feral.

Chris:

Eva, Go over there, to the right of Ezekiel. You will be on Team B.

She does that

Chris:

Noah, You will be on Team C.

Noah walks up to the space on the right of Eva, and shares a look with her.

Chris:

Justin, You will be on Team D.

Justin goes to the space on the right of Noah.

Chris:

Katie, You will be on Team E.

Katie goes there, quite concerned(?).

Chris:

Tyler, You will be on the last team, Team F.

Tyler goes to the right of Katie.

Chris:

Izzy, You will be on Team A.

Izzy walks up to Ezekiel.

Izzy:

Glad your hair is growin back. You looked real weird half-bald.

Chris:

Cody, You will be on Team B.

Cody slowly walks up to his team's spot, but keeps his distance from Eva.

Chris:

Beth, You will be on Team C.

Beth goes there, and stands next to Noah.

Chris:

Sadie, You will be on Team D.

Sadie runs up to Katie.

Sadie! I said Team D! Not Team E!

Sadie walks sadly with her head low to the Team D. Justin comforts her.

Justin:

Don't worry Sadie. You will see eachother during challenges.

Sadie looks at Justin, clearly no longer sad anymore. She is happy that she is with Justin on the team. Katie, not so much.

Chris:

Courtney, You will be on Team E.

Courtney goes there, not very happy.

Chris:

Harold, You will be on Team F.

Harold walks to tyler.

Chris:

Trent, You will be on Team A.

Trent goes to Izzy and Ezekiel.

Chris:

Bridgette, You will be on Team B.

Bridgette goes to Cody and Eva, and just like cody, keeps her distance from Eva.

Chris:

Lindsay, You are in luck. Team C.

Lindsay is happy to be on the team with Beth. Noah isn't.

Noah: Sighs

Just Great.

Chris:

DJ, You will be on Team D.

DJ goes to Sadie and Justin.

Chris:

Geoff, You will be on Team E.

Geoff goes to Katie and Courtney.

Chris:

Leshawna, You will be on Team F.

Leshawna goes to and high fives Tyler and Harold. She likes this team so far.

Chris:

Duncan, You will be on Team A.

Duncan goes there.

Chris:

Heather, You will be on Team B.

Eva is now seen listening on her headphones from her phone. Heather walks up to her team, but unlike Cody or Bridgette, she isn't scared of Eva.

Chris:

Gwen, You will be on Team C.

Gwen is as happy of her team, as Noah is.

Chris:

Owen, You will be on Team D.

Owen high fives DJ, Justin and Sadie.

Chris:

Blain- Sorry... Mildred, You will be on Team E.

Geoff and Blainley aren't happy being in the same team.

Chris:

Sierra, You will be on Team F.

Sierra walks up to her team.

Sierra:

Aww Man. I hope that both I and Cody will get to the Merge.

Leshawna: whispers to Tyler

She is out first.

Tyler nods.

Chris:

And ending Generation 1 on Alejandro, Who will be on Team A.

Alejandro walks up to his team smiling... Outside.

Chris:

Staci, You will be on Team B.

Staci goes to the team.

Chris:

Dakotazaurus-Rex, You will be on Team C.

Dakota goes to her team. Noah and Gwen share not-so-dissapointed look.

Chris:

Silent Treatment B, You will be on Team D.

Owen high fives B.

Chris:

Dawn, You will be on Team- Oh. You are already there... Moving on.

Dawn indeed was already next to her team.

Chris:

Sam, You will be on Team F.

Sam stops playing his 3BS.

Sam:

Wha- Oh. Okay.

And he walks up to his team.

Sierra:

Yo! Is that Pocketed Monsters Platinium?

Sam:

Yeah. It is way better than Pearl or Diamond.

Sierra:

Not even talking about their NonTendo Swap remakes.

They both continue to chat.

Chris:

Anyway, Brick, You will be on Team A.

Brick goes to his team.

Chris:

Anne Maria, You will be on Team B.

Anne Maria:

Wha- Oh. Okay.

She walks up to her team.

Heather: knows that Anne Maria knows nothing about her.

Wow! Your hair looks... Gorgeous!

Anne Maria:

Thank you!

But yours could use a lot of work.

Heather is flasherbanged

Cody:

Yeesh!

Heather pushes Cody away, and he lands on Eva, who doesn't care.

Chris:

Finaly Single Mike, You will be on Team C.

Mike: Walks up to his team.

I m not single!

Singular? Maybe.

Chris:

Jo, You will be on Team D.

Jo: Walks up to DJ and fistbumps him.

Glad to have you on my team.

Chris:

Scott, You will be on Team E. Meaning that You... Will be with Courtney!

Scott and Courtney:

WHAT?!

Chris:

Yeah. Man. It can be hard to believe how interesting teams were formed, by a pure coincidence, but nope! I didn't chose in what order theese guys were eliminated! Anyway, Zoey, You will be on Team F.

Zoey: She walks up to her team.

Hi guys!

Sierra and Sam are too busy chatting to even notice her, and Leshawna gives her an uncomfortable stare.

Chris:

Lightning, You will be on Team A.

Lightning:

Oh Yeah! A is for Sha-Awesome!

He walks up to the rest of the team.

Chris:

Finishing Generation 2, Cameron, You will be on Team B.

Eva is Eva.

Cody and Bridgette are annoyed by Staci.

Heather is Mad at Anne.

So Cameron just goes to his team, and just stands there uncomfortably.

Chris:

Caleb, You will be on Team C.

Caleb goes to his team.

Chris:

Axel, You will be on Team D.

Axel: She walks up to her team and talks to Jo.

Hey. Are you the one who equiped the parachute on that Bubble Boy for fun?

Jo:

Umm, Yeah. What's up with that?

Axel:

Nothing. Just glad you survived. Alongside everyone else.

Chris:

Nichelle, You will be on Team E.

Nichelle: Walks up to her team.

Okay! Hey, team.

Mildred:

BTW, Your career was nothing compared to mine. Good thing it ended.

Nichelle was too shocked to speak

Chris:

Scary Girl and Her skull, You will be on Team F.

Scary Girl goes to her team, along with her skull.

Zoey:

Hey! Whacha got there?

Scary Girl:

Oh! It's my skull. Still doesn't have a name, but I will propably name her after my first victim.

Creepy stare at Zoey.

Zoey:

Wha?

Chris:

Damien, Team A.

Damien goes to his team.

Chris:

MK, You will be on Team B.

MK: Goes to her team

Ugh...

Noah:

Your team is not-so-great too, huh?

MK:

You bet. But at least we are not Team F. Just look at theese guys.

Noah:

Yeah.

Chris:

Wayne, You will be on Team C.

Wayne: Goes to her team

Hey!

Mike: Hey.

Caleb:

Hey~.

Noah:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

= Caleb Confessional =

Caleb:

Okay...

MAYBE playing the Beautiful one wasn't get me far last time...

I should rething my strategy. I could charm Lindsay and Beth like Justin did... But I'm no longer sure if it would work... Maybe for Lindsay, but Beth? Not so sure anymore. I really need to rethink my strategy. But for now, I should try flying under the radar... But how? Hmmm...

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Raj, You will be on Team D.

Raj goes to his team.

Chris:

Ripper, Team E.

Ripper: Walks up to Dawn, who seems to be meditating.

What are you doing nerd? Thinking?

Dawn: „wakes up” from her meditation

Huh? Did you say something?

Ripper: Shouts to her ear

I SAID: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NERD?! THINKING?!

Dawn: Grabs her ear in pain

Reading from your aura, I can tell that thinking is something your parents didn't have time to teach you. Ouch. Assuming that they had time for you in the first place.

Ripper: In shock.

W-What?!

Chris:

Yeesh. Anyway... Zee, You will be on Team F.

Zee goes to his team, sipping his soda.

Zee:

Hey Lauren! We are in the stame team. Coool.

Scary Girl:

Yeah! This is gonna be so much fun!

Gives a VERY wide smile to the rest of the team. Zoey backs off a bit from Scary Girl.

Chris:

And we are finaly closing the teams! Chase, Team A.

Chase goes to his team.

= Trent Confessional =

Trent:

So Yeah...

Half of our team are jocks.

…

Would Izzy count as a jock?

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Emma, Team B.

Emma goes to her team.

Chris:

Julia, Team C.

She goes to her team, upset.

= Julia Confessional =

Julia:

Well, This is gonna suck. My whote team is made out of Weirdos.

…

Maybe except for Caleb

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Millie, Team D.

Millie goes to her team.

Chris:

Bowie, Team E.

Bowie goes to the team.

= Bowie Confessional =

Bowie:

Well...

My team might not be the strongest... But I will survive.

And Raj's Team is strong, so he will be fine too.

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

And Finishing on Priya, Team F.

Pryia: Walks up to Leshawna, Tyler and Harold.

Hey guys.

Harold:

Hey.

Tyler:

What's up!

Leshawna just rolls her eyes.

= Priya Confessional =

Priya:

To survive, I need allies.

And we all know that in this team, Leshawna, Tyler and Harold are gonna stick together like glue.

So I kinda not have any other option.

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Okay campers. Since Everyone is now assigned to their teams, Let's Get to the names of your teams.

Chris turns to Team A.

Chris:

Ezekiel, Izzy, Trent, Duncan, Alejandro, Brick, Lightning, Damien and Chase. You will be... Agressive Ants!

Chris then turns to Team B.

Chris:

Eva? Please take off your headphones. I m talking to you.

Eva takes them off.

Chris:

Thank you. Staci! Stop talking!

Staci stops talking, which relieves Bridgette and Cody.

Chris:

Anyway... Eva, Cody, Bridgette, Heather, Ms „I have such a big Yapper, even Heather's Ego would fit in there”...

Heather:

Ay!

Chris:

...Anne Maria, Cameron, MK and Emma. You will be... Bloody Beavers!

Chris turns to Team C.

Chris:

Noah, Beth and Lindsay, Gwen, Dakota, Mike, Caleb, Wayne and Julia. You will be... Cruel Crows!

MK:

Aww man. I would want to be a Crow.

Chris turns to Team D.

Chris:

Justin, Sadie, DJ, Owen, B, Jo, Axel, Raj and Millie. You will be... Deadly Deer!

Chris turns to Team E.

Chris:

Katie, Courtney, Geoff, Blainley, Dawn, Scott, Nichelle, Ripper and Bowie. Your team will be named... Explosive Eagles!

Chris finaly turns to Team A.

Chris:

This leaves Tyler, Harold, Leshawna, Sierra and Sam stop talking and listen, Zoey, Scary Girl, Zee and Priya who will be... Ferocious Ferrets.

Is everyone happy?

Heather:

No?

Noah:

Meh.

Gwen:

No.

Julia:

Nuh-uh.

Jo:

Eh, Could be worse.

Courtney:

No, I'm not!

Mildred:

Heck No!

Tyler:

Sometimes I think that no one is taking me seriously. Sometimes I even think that all I am is just some sort of a running gag.

MK:

Is this because You run a lot?

Scary Girl:

I'm always happy! I can hear people's internal screamings, even through the screens!

Scary Girl then proceeds to deeply stare at the viewer.

Chris: Checks his clipboard

This one done, this one too... safety instructions skipped...

Okay!

I brought all of you to compete against each-

Priya:

Yeah, everyone knows the formula, even Zee.

Zee: Stop drinking his soda.

Formula? Are we cooking something?

Owen:

Are we gonna eat something?

Heather:

The game is always the same. At the end of each episode, there is voting-based elimination-

Sierra:

But not always. There are exceptions.

Jo:

During the elimination ceremony, the person with the most votes is out-

Sierra:

But here are also few exceptions.

Zoey:

And at the end, two or more people compete in the finale for 1 milion dolars.

Chris:

Nope! This time the reward is 10! MILION! DOLARS!

SHOCK!

Even some people who weren't interested at first, now are.

Chris:

Few other rules changed. First:

Since there are now 6 teams, your performance will be ranked from best to worst.

The worst performing team will be eliminating someone.

And you might think that this is where the ranking ends, but it's not!

1st Team in the ranking, will be spending the time until the next challenge in the Mansion, fairly similar to the one from All Stars.

2nd and 3rd Teams will be sleeping in the Cabins you are almost all familiar with.

4th and 5th teams will be sharing two Trailers from Total Drama Action. One for the girls, and 2nd guys.

All I can do for the worst performing team is to wish them luck surviving in the forest during the night.

Chef:

A lot of challenges will also have some ajustments, to fit this big cast, and this many teams. Like the challenge we will be doing today, which is jumping of the cliff, just like in Total Drama Island. This part will mostly stay unchanged, but the 2nd part, which is you building your own Jacuzzi, will have a small change. While the team with the least chickens will have the carts to help them transport the suply crates, The team with the most chickens, will have a penalty, where every member will have to wear those handcuffs untill the end of the day.

Chef shows the campers the handcuffs he was talking about.

Chris:

But that will be on the next episode. Theese teams will have to endure pain, struggle, stress and multiple other things on following episode of

TOTAL

DRAMA

ALL

'N'

AWFUL!

#tdana #td aggressive ants #td bloody beavers #td cruel crows #td deadly deer #td explosive eagles #td ferocious ferrets #td chris #td chef #td sierra #td owen #td axel #td priya #td scary girl #td zee #td jo #td noah #td mk #td heather #td zoey #and others but there is tag limit #i dont know what exactly it is #but i dont wanna risk it

[debtsunpaid]

IT'S OKAY, @whcwashe, WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

no, that's not a growling stomach, or a passing airplane, or even the muffled bass of some shitty, long-split-up punk band reverberating through the floorboards from john's room. if anything, it's a little closer to the grumbling sound that a dog makes when something in the vicinity displeases it, but it's too good to do anything but stay. low, wordless, and tonal.

. . . after another fifteen minutes, there it is again.

it's definitely not because chas got up at half-past-six in the morning to put together a nice, hearty, healthy ( reasonably ) breakfast for them all, only for zed to run out the door first thing and for john to have locked his door and for liv to be ignoring it. she's right there across the room. he can see you.

so now he's reduced to sulking by the sink, arms folded over his chest and accusing eyes locked directly on her. like a thankless homing system.

fifteen. more. minutes. grumble-rumble-rumble.

#whcwashe #NBC CHAS TXT. ( real men always thinking with our fists. ) #you didn't ask for him but you're getting the papa bear #passive aggressive master chef chas chandler

[snowdeong]

I keep forgetting people hate this song 😔😔 oh loml no one will ever get you the way I do 😔

#snowdd.txt #ig it's the rock music enjoyer in me lmao #like ir's not hard rock or anything but just that aggressiveness *chef's kiss* #like you can’t tie these mfs down fr 😭

[ult-bee]

In other news I’m gonna be a ninja turtle at work tomorrow along with my three other coworkers and after work I will be Alfredo linguine from ratatouille and my mom crocheted me a remy

#I got Raphael #I think it’s funny cause I’m def the least aggressive of my coworkers #I will be big scary turtle #then I will be the least intimidating chef known to man

[ohgoddamnit]

Have been getting frustrated with the perceived finality of my statements.

Me saying “this is frustrating me,” or “I don’t want to do this” or “this isn’t working” all while continuing to look for solutions or ways to make it work, is not me quitting and at this point I’m somewhat confused as to why it is taken that way.

What is wrong with expressing that something is difficult? That I am frustrated with a task or that the current way of doing things is not working? Why is it taken as “I’m quitting” or “I refuse to engage with this any more”?

Complaining about something annoying is integral to it being solved imo. What the fuck do I do just pretend I’m not furious about this thing not working for the fifth time even though it should have worked the second? What do I gain by never expressing my discontent or trouble? More importantly, at what cost does it come to not express that?

#thinking about how I complained my chef wasn’t making us do enough #and got aggressively told how much money it was taking to go to school and how I don’t have the choice to quit #like sorry? #im complaining that it’s too easy and that’s what you take away?

[fuckyeahgregoryhorrorshow]

T Pose Neko Zombie

That reminds me of playing the really early test builds of the Dark Deception fan GHS game.

#Hell's Chef aggressively t-posing at me continues to haunt me

[annasvinyl]

when ppl are so aggressively mad at ppl for shipping or even LIKING a fictional dynamic on the shipping website and god forbid think it would be FUN if they smushed their faces together are so funny. it just makes me want those two characters together MORE cheers 🥂 I'll carry on and you can keep screaming and yelling and being so goddamn rude over fake people. it's not that serious i promise

#this is abt the chefs. no i haven't seen s2 yet but why the fuck is everyone so angry that we might see chemistry that isn't platonic??? #why u gotta be so weird 😭 fictional tension wont kill u #it's the aggression that's come out of the blue??? #anyway!