Five Hargreeves blabs!
(I haven’t watch TUA besides season 1)
(Dating! SFW! Includes like hickeys n stuff)
Hargreeves!Reader ⬇️
Five’s love language is buying you stuff. Clothes, jewelry, shoes, he will buy you absolutely anything. Even spying in on your conversations so he can come up with random gifts.
You two aren’t dating unless he wants you two to be dating. It’s nothing like being FWB, he just absolutely hates labels. If someone else talks to you with even a hint of being nice, he’ll lose his shit, you’re his partner.
He loves hickeys, giving and receiving. He finds it adorable. Leaving marks all over you and you leaving marks all over him. A lot of the time, he only lets you give him hickeys if he doesn’t have any work the next day.
Five isn’t a big PDA fan besides holding hands. He doesn’t like the idea of people thinking he’s some sweet mushy guy, You’d be lucky if he called you a pet name in-front of any of his siblings.
Five is definitely a big cooking guy, just for you, he could probably cook you any meal. Even nuggets and fries if you really wanted him to. He’d definitely wear a “Kiss the cook” apron.
Lets you draw on him if you really wanted to. Absolutely anything, he’d let you draw on him with anything but sharpie. I mean, he’s a busy man. Saving the world and shit.
He’d only stop his studies to cuddle with you, food, nah, sleep, nah but you? Absolutely, he’d be an asshole about cuddling but he would actually love cuddling with you, and if you play with his hair, he will be out within seconds.
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Personally, I think they should turn the fact that Aiden Gallagher is basically an Adult Man into a running gag in Umbrella Academy. Like yeah, I'm cool with their "y'all have had to accept weirder things than this 19-year-old in pre-pubescent schoolboy shorts, just ignore it and look at the sentient cube thing" approach. It's quite humorous actually, but I think it would be really funny if they just:
"Hey guys is it just me or does Five look a lot older than you remember?"
"You're right actually, weren't you thirteen like a week ago? Why do you have a five o'clock shadow?"
"You've all aged me 20 years just let me f*cking retire."
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okay so can i have a five x gender neutral character for my theys too ❤️ can it be like a fluff/angst where it’s the shootout at the shop cos i cant remember what it’s called (not griddys) but basically reader gets shot and five blinks them back to the house after and cleans them up and has a go and you get what i mean-
thank you lovelyyyyy ❤️
Course my love!! Sorry it took so long 😭
Bandaging up
Five Hargreeves x Gn!Reader
Warnings: gunshots, gun mention, blood, gun wound, blood mention
“Watch it!” Five yelled your way, you turned to him unable to hear what he’d yelled, “Pardon?” You replied to him, “move! Move! God honestly!” He yelled back at you, just as you were about to move a sharp pain hit you in your side, “ah fucker!” You yelled dropping the gun in your hand, you pulled away the hand that was clutching at your side, blood began to drip from it, “oh my god” you mumbled, “are you okay?” Five yelled over towards you, “I think I got shot!” You replied beginning to feel rather drowsy, “you think?! How do you think?! You either did or you didn’t! There’s no think!”
“Five i got shot!” You hissed at him, he mumbled something to himself you couldn’t hear, maybe it wasn’t loud enough or maybe it was because everything was going blurry and you couldn’t hear anything to be honest. Your head hit something…soft? That’s odd, “hmm” you groaned turning your head to the side, “don’t do that” Five hissed to you, your eyes fluttered open, “what happened? Why am I back here?” You asked attempting to sit up, you yelped in pain looking down at your side, “you got shot, now can you please sit still im trying to bandage you up”
“Ok ok sorry” you mumbled laying back down. The silence was deafening, apart from your small winces that left you as he cleaned up the wound you two sat there not talking, until he said, “that was really stupid of you” he said, “you could’ve died, and then I- we. We would miss you a lot” Five added on face flushing slightly, you smiled softly still feeling rather drowsy from the loss of blood. “Five?” You asked him, he hummed in response reaching to the side to pull out some more bandages, “would you miss me if I had died out there?” You asked.
He stopped, “I uh…well, yes I suppose” he said, “i’d really miss you” you could see the blush spreading on his face causing a droopy smile to spread across your face, “you’re so pretty when you blush” you giggled slightly attempting to keep your eyes open, “mhm, that’s nice” he said attempting to ignore you as he finished up his job, “okay done, don’t move. Just stay there unless you have to get up.” He said standing up and brushing off his knees, just as he began to leave you reached out and grabbed his hand, “stay” you mumbled to him, Five sighed, “okay”
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