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reedilla · 1 year
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yendts · 5 months
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scorbus doodle for scorbus is canon two year anniversary🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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ace-aussie-asshole · 7 months
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I Like To Imagine Albus Potter And Scorpius Malfoy Overhear Rumours About Themselves Or Slytherin And Just Confirm Them Regardless Of Whether They’re True:
Student: I heard Albus Potter has the hots for Yann Fredericks.
Albus, Has Literally Rejected Yann Before: Oh my God, who just uttered the name of the love of my life? Yann Fredericks? Yeah, he’s my future husband. I have a shrine and I’ve collected locks of his hair and everything.
Student: Did you hear? Malfoy might actually be a Riddle!
Scorpius, Fucking Draco Clone: That is absolutely correct! Ssssaa-hushaaa-fasss— *cough*
Student: Do you reckon Potter takes it up the ass?
Albus, Prefers Topping: Every goddamn night my guy! My dorm mates are seriously getting annoyed with how many people I invite into the bed with me.
Scorpius, An Asexual: I could never get sick of hearing you moan.
Albus: Why thank you Malfoy! I’ll see you in my bed tonight. I’m taking it up the ass! *celebratory fist pump*
Scorpius: Whoo!
Student: Oh my God! Malfoy’s wearing a skirt! He looks like a girl!
Scorpius, An Intersex Roseboy: Am I a pretty girl?
Student: Wha— Wait, are you a girl or a boy?
Scorpius: Yes.
Student: I heard that all Slytherins worship the Devil.
Albus, Literally A Satanist: Aw man! I left my silk red robe and sacrificial dagger at home! How am I gonna sacrifice these children to appease my dark master now!?
Scorpius, Would Die Before Hurting Anyone: Don’t worry Albus, I got you! *presents random stick he found in the garden* we can beat the children with the child-whacking-stick!
Student: Do you reckon Potter is adopted?
Albus, With His Messy Black Hair And Green Eyes: This! *points to face aggressively* This isn’t real! I’ve been dying my hair this whole time! These are contact lenses! My real eye colour is brown!
Student: Potter and Malfoy probably fuck every night, they’re so inseparable.
Scorpius, A Virgin Asexual: Hell yeah we do! Why do you think I need a cane to walk?
Albus, Would Never Even Dream Of Touching Scorp At The Moment: I be obliterating that ass every opportunity I get.
Scorpius: My spine fusing together? That’s because Albus just goes so hard at it.
Student: You have to sell your soul to get into Slytherin I’m pretty sure.
Albus, Has Probably Dabbled In The Dark Arts: Abso-fucking-lutely you do!
Scorpius, Just Watched Shrek And Doesn’t Know The Original Song: I sold my soul to the muffin man.
Albus: The muffin man!?
Scorpius: The muffin man!
Albus: Who lives on drury lane?
Scorpius: Yes. Who did you sell your soul to?
Albus: Viagra.
Student: Isn’t Malfoy like, a slut or something? I swear he’s slept with everyone at school.
Scorpius, A Virgin Asexual: Hell yeah! Cock-a-doodle-do me right now motherfuckers!
Student: I heard Potter has had seven different STI’s.
Albus, Literally Refuses If There’s No Condom: Yeah dude, the fucking warts killing me man. Good thing I haven’t gotten the big one yet. You know, kids.
Student: Oh my God! It’s so sad! Malfoy has a crush on Granger-Weasley!
Scorpius, A Homoromantic: Yup, it is so tragic. We’re like Romeo and Juliet, minus the marriage and suicide. And also, she doesn’t like me back *wipes fake tear*
Student: I think Albus Potter is plotting to kill his Father.
Albus, Just Came Back From A Nice Lunch With Harry: Hey! Don’t diminish my ambitions! I’m plotting to murder my entire family, actually!
Student: I heard Albus and Scorpius eloped over the summer.
Albus, Spent His Summer In Spain: …?
Scorpius, Spent His Summer With The Longbottom’s: …?
Albus and Scorpius: *proceed to buy cheap rings purely to confuse the fuck out of people and also start calling each other the wrong surname*
Student: Did you hear? Malfoy is a Necromancer!
Scorpius, Healing A Random Boggart He Found: I … I can’t even say anything to this one. It’s a reasonable enough assumption.
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ginnyw-potter · 8 months
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Hide-and-seek
Written for @hinnymicrofic, August Day 1: Hide
Ginny stared at the invisible group of children in the middle of the living room as Lily’s giggle echoed through the room, followed by a shush from her big brother.
Harry didn’t bother to look up. “Trust me, dear. You will never find our children. They’ve hidden so well.”
She nodded. “They have outdone themselves certainly.” Her hands landed on her sides. “I don’t think they’re downstairs at all.” She tip-toed over to her husband, careful not to bump into her three invisible kids. “And since they’re not here...” She leaned toward Harry.
He looked up at her, gaze soft, his eyes crinkling as he bit back his grin. As her lips neared his, several spluttering objections erupted from the middle of the room, especially from their two sons.
“Gross!” James yelled, escaping the cloak first and making a beeline for the door.
Albus pulled the cloak off him and his sister, he stumbled backwards, frowning at them as he made his escape.
Grabbing onto the cloak, Lily’s big eyes followed her brothers and then looked back at him. She blinked and then with a toothy grin she pulled the cloak back over her head.
Ginny gave her two seconds to hide. Then she stood up and followed the giggling toddler into the kitchen. “I am going to get you!”
The giggles grew louder, the pitter-patter of her feet audible on the tile floor as she walked away from her mother.
Harry appeared at the other side of the counter. “Quick Lily, make your escape. I’ll distract your mum.” He winked at Ginny.
“Okay!” the toddler replied.
Ginny faked a gasp and ducked after the toddler. She pulled the cloak off her daughter and kissed her head. “Good job, Lils.”
“Again! Again!” she exclaimed.
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ameriewadiasbangs · 1 month
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you cannot tell me this isn’t albus and scorpius.
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strawberryscorp · 7 months
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albus and scorpius would argue like married couples in ikea’s just for their own entertainment
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hyperion-severus · 4 months
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i’ve been too busy to draw it but does anyone remember the headcannon that when you marry a malfoy your hair starts to turn their iconic platinum blond color too? and that’s why narcissa’s hair looks the way it does in the movies? well i can’t stop thinking about albus and scorpius getting married and scorpius completely forgetting to mention it and like a only a week in to their marriage Albus freaks out over finding “grey hairs” in a small section at his hairline and they slowly take over in cool streaks like narcissa’s but with albus’ wild potter hair. scorpius is obsessed with how it looks but let’s be real he’s always been obsessed with albus’ hair
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hinnypottter · 1 month
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I have a friend who had never watched or read Harry Potter before.
She started watching the movies a few months ago and today we saw the last one together because I wanted to see her reactions to the plot twists, to Snape being in love with Lily, to Harry being a Horcrux, to the character deaths and so on...
It was all very fun, but when we reached the epilogue it was the absolute PEAK of the evening.
The way she GASPED and nearly CHOKED with popcorn when her brain grasped the fact that Harry's son name is Albus Severus Potter will stay with me forever.
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anopoulos · 5 months
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It's officially their two year anniversary (since it's been canon) so here are my favourites of them
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Happy anniversary boys!
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gobstoneswithhector · 3 months
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Scorbmas Day 4 💀
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daantihero · 9 months
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Headcanon: As part of abandoning the pure blood ideals, Draco started investing the Malfoy fortune in muggle assets, getting a black credit card, using air flights (only first class, of course) and wearing high couture fashion brands. Boy can't live without Chanel.
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grey-edges · 5 months
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Make Me Your Prince by greyedges
Chapter Nine: Signed Secrets
The reality of their relationship is starting to settle on Albus’ shoulders.
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yendts · 6 months
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scorbus redraw of that rwrb red room scene for my royal au which i am planning on posting the next chapter for soon. this goes with a future chapter better but i liked it too much to wait
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ace-aussie-asshole · 4 months
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What do you mean Albus and Scorpius aren’t neurodivergent? The entire play was about how much they hate change!
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sammyunhinged · 1 year
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As some one who ignores basically everything jkr says I personally think we should reject Albus Severus as a name and I vote Albus Regulus as the replacement.
It has the same ring to it.
I can see Harry continuing to have a positive view of Dumbledore
but I don't think knowing Snape loved his mother or was actually on their side would make him view Snape positively at all.
It keeps the whole things about the next gen kids living up their namesakes name because Al would be a Slytherin like Regulus and gay like Dumbledore
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dramioneasks · 1 year
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Time Is Too Short - NeheMikkele - M, 41 chapters - After her divorce with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger is now Minister for Magic and living alone. She's almost 41 with both work and her children taking up all the space in her life. Draco Malfoy is a lonely widower, struggling with what life has thrown his way. Ginny Potter sees an opportunity to help two people who deserve better.
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