#alkjsdlkajd dont ask for an explanation

[currentlyonstandbi]

Five: *answering the phone: yes, hello?

Diego: you drank a lot

Five: that's why I took a taxi. If I had been sober, I would've spatial jumped.

Diego: where are you going?

Five: where do you think? I'm going home.

Diego: Hey, you were drinking at home.

Five: what?

Diego: Are you that drunk?

Five: ... Sir, where am I going?

#alkjsdlkajd dont ask for an explanation #im putting off responsibilities to do this instead #tua #tua shitpost #umbrella academy shitpost #incorrect umbrella acadamy #number five #diego hargreeves #tua five #tua diego #source: that movie/show i don't know the name of actually #i just always see the photoset for it