#all dogs go to heaven

[cogentranting]

Rating Non-Disney Animated Horse Designs

I’m back by popular demand/well not really but my optimism’s grand

A sequel to my Disney horse Rating post for all the other random non-Disney horses. Dreamworks, Bluesky, random cartoons, anything I could find. Featuring: Altivo, Spirit, some Barbie horses, and a few abominations.

Horse (Sing)

6/10 I don’t hate it and I feel like I should because it’s really hard to anthropomorphize horses that much without making them into the stuff of nightmares.

Shadowfax (The Lord of the Rings) 

5/10 There’s nothing WRONG with him per se, but it’s SHADOWFAX. Lord of all horses. He should wow me, and he doesn’t. Check out Gandalf’s weird sock-boots though. 

Hervé (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper) 

-6/10 Horses' mouths don’t look like that. Horses’ mouths should not look like that. This thing wants to eat human flesh but can’t because it has two solid curved huge teeth with no physical  relationship with its jaw. Also this horse has the beginnings of male-pattern baldness. 

Princess Brietta (Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus)

1/10 Her eyes are flat like they’ve been painted onto her socketless skull. And there’s something very off-putting about this shade of pink. 

Beauty, Merry Legs, Ginger (Black Beauty) 

4/10 Ginger isn’t ginger. That is not a sorrel horse. There’s ONE requirement. Beauty’s the best of the three which is I guess what counts. 

Hans, Klaus and Greta (Ferdinand) 

2/10 I hate them so much. The core design isn’t that bad but the way they move and pose is. No horse should make that face. The one on the left is stretched putty.

The Grand Chawhee (All Dogs Go to Heaven)

I know what you’re thinking-- “isn’t that a mule or a donkey of some sort?” No. He’s a racehorse. Maybe a thoroughbred. And it’s his birthday so the other horses let him win. 

9/10

Stella (All Dogs Go to Heaven)

1/10 She gets one point for being nice to Chawhee. But she’s clearly some sort of alien giraffe hybrid. 

Odette’s horse (Swan Princess) 

7/10 Just a nice little palomino design.  

That little shaggy pony (The Quest for Camelot)

12/10 Amazing. Look at the determination.

Buck (Barnyard) 

2/10 See this is what that horse from Sing COULD have looked like. 

The Horse in the Back, Not Klaus But I Couldn’t FInd a Better Picture (Klaus)

9/10 He matches his owner and I respect that

Leah (The Star) 

4/10 This is horse is voiced by Kelly Clarkson. That has nothing to do with her rating, I just thought you should know. 

(Starchaser: The Legend of Orin) 

8/10 for both. I have questions but I do not want answers. It’s better this way. 

Fred (Over the Garden Wall)

7/10 don’t love that his head is a different color than his body in a weird way but he looks neurotic and fun. 

The Chariot Horses (Prince of Egypt)

8/10 I’ve just always liked these guys with their square faces and fun hats. 

Altivo (The Road to El Dorado)

7/10 Look at the little curl in his mane. Good personality. A little too much “Dreamworks Face” 

Donkey in Horse Form (Shrek 2? one of the Shreks) 

3/10 Look at his face. I DREAD what he might have to say. 

Esmeralda, Esperanza, Ernestina (Madgascar 3)

2/10 They’re coming for you. Coming to drag you into the Abyss. 

Police Horse (Madagascar)

7/10 I like his face shape. Compare him to the Madgascar 3 horses-- look how much more identifiable as a horse he is. 

Melvin (The Lorax)

10/10 He’s not a horse, but he’s so fluffy I love him. 

Babieca (Puss in Boots)

4/10 This horse has dead eyes. 

Onyx (Rise of the Guardians) 

13/10 She’s the leader of the nightmares and I would fully support her terrorizing the dreams of children. I’m pretty sure she and her mares ate the boogie man. A true Girlboss.

Yi Min (Kung Fu Panda but I think just an online game) 

-20/10 Just from a design perspective there’s far too much going on so it’s hard to even make it all out. Also I would have zero idea that this was a horse if the wiki page didn’t tell me it was. It has split hooves? 

Spirit Jr. (Spirit: Riding Free) 

8/10 Objectively I know the design is good  but my heart rebels against this show’s existence. 

Boomerang Thomas Stone (Spirit: Riding Free) 

8/10 I’m not doing all the horses from this show but I had to throw him in because he’s cute and he has a middle and last name for some reason.

Horse (Centaurworld) 

Why are there two distinctly different designs for her? This one gets a 9/10. The round one is like... a 5. All the other creatures in this show are eldritch abominations that will haunt me in my sleep now. 

Esperanza and all the other horses from this movie (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron) 

10/10 No notes. Perfect horses. 

Rain (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron) 

15/10 I don’t have a joke here I just really like the way they differentiated her and made her pretty without too much anthropomorphizing. I like that she has a roman nose.  I like her feather. 

Spirit (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

100/10 He’s everything. He shaped me as a person. No other animated horse can compare. 

#horses #long post #spirit stallion of the cimarron #dreamworks #animation #sing #madagascar #all dogs go to heaven #centaurworld #over the garden wall #rise of the guardians #the lorax #the road to el dorado #altivo #that's not ALL of the non-Disney horses clearly but it's a pretty good sampling

[dumbassnamedkhoshekh]

I'm not ready. I don't think I'll ever be ready to tell my favorite ever fictional character goodbye. And you know what? I'm okay with that. This show, this beautiful, beautiful show, ends tonight. But the world of The Owl House, the characters and the places and the love we have for them? They'll live on. They will carry on as long as the fandom does, and we're a persistent bunch. But regardless, we still have to say goodbye to the show itself tonight. A show that didn't get the room it deserved to tell the whole story. But what we got with this show, what we've seen and experienced from it and loved about it, those are still just as beautiful as if it has gotten its full time. No, I'm still not ready to say goodbye to The Owl House. But, as Lemony Snicket wrote at the end of A Series of Unfortunate Events, "If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives." So it'll have to happen anyways. But, such is life.

Ah, what the hell. I'm not saying goodbye. I'll keep rewatching and loving my favorite show, even though Disney isn't putting out any more of its story. I'll never say goodbye, because it will always be with me. With us.

#the owl house #toh #watching and dreaming #toh finale #the owl house finale #toh watching and dreaming #luz noceda #eda clawthorne #king clawthorne #dana terrace #sarah nicole robles #wendie malick #alex hirsch #all dogs go to heaven #i'm never leaving this show behind #it will always be with me

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

#movies #polls #all dogs go to heaven #80s movies #don bluth #sullivan bluth studios #requested #have you seen this movie poll

[thisisuru]

this is a bit of a quick blob because @artofmaquenda recommended me a lovely documentary called 'Man's First Friend' and it made me need to pour out my feelings somewhere

#my art #Man's First Friend #documentary #digital painting #digital art #art #dog #dog art #artists on tumblr #all dogs go to heaven

[djinarocks]

Ah yes, dark animated movies.

#last unicorn #don bluth #all dogs go to heaven #the secret of nimh #watership down #coraline #ringing bell #chirin no suzu #chirin's bell #felidae #dark animation #psiconauts #padak #birdboy forgotten children #dark animated movies #plague dogs

[bestanimatedmovie]

Tumblr's favorite animated movie!

Vote in the other polls!

What fans say:

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie:

Extremely accurate to the actual books while still having its own self-contained plot, and also making the core cast more likeable. Might legitimately be the best animated adaptation there is, and yet it's about two kids hypnotizing a grown man into running around in his underwear for laughs.

All Dogs go to Heaven:

The best redemption arc. I cry every time.

#Captain Underpants The First Epic Movie #Captain Underpants #All Dogs go to Heaven #best animated movie #round 1 #tournament poll #tumblr's favorite

[data-reel]

All Dogs Go to Heaven - (1989) dir. Don Bluth

#All Dogs Go to Heaven #Don Bluth #fyeahmovies #filmedit #filmgifs #Movie

[alaynestone]

6.05 live free or twihard 6.08 all dogs go to heaven

#spnedit #samdeanedit #wincestedit #now i'm not suggesting soulless also turned into a dog and licked dean's face in the middle of the night but you never know #supernatural #whatever this is #soulless!sam #s6 #live free or twihard #all dogs go to heaven #*

[aphoniaa-two]

some fanart of some of my fav childhood movies

#art #procreate #digital art #artists on tumblr #sketch #drawing #iron giant #rise of the guardians #all dogs go to heaven

[proverbialschoolmarm]

#don bluth #titan ae #anastasia #the pebble and the penguin #thumbelina #a troll in central park #rock a doodle #all dogs go to heaven #the land before time #an american tail #the secret of nimh #gary goldman #art vitello #summer break 23

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #28

Top two will make it into the bracket

Songs below the cut

Finale - Villain: The Leading Player (Throw yourself into a fire they said, it'll be fun and fulfill you they said)

It Feels So Good To Be Bad - Villain: Red and Carface

On the Road - Villain: Mrs. Toad and her toad henchmen

Yer Beautiful, Baby - Villain: Berkeley Beetle (I like how just hearing the name of the song, I can already imagine the exact voice saying it)

From a Place of Love - Villains: Tommy and Merry

Your Best Nightmare - Villain: Flowey the Flower

The Trial (Pantheon edition) - Villain: Athena

King of Villains - Villain: Aurelio Voltaire

Cool, Considerate Man - Villain: John Dickinson/Congressional Conservatives from 1776

We Don't Talk About Bruno - Villain: Bruno Madrigal (assumedly)

#villain song showdown #preliminary round #pippin #pippin musical #all dogs go to heaven #all dogs go to heaven 2 #thumbelina #library of ruina #undertale #stray gods #black labyrinth #aurelio voltaire #1776 musical #encanto #tournament poll #Youtube

[weirdgirl92]

Don Bluth movie posters (1982-2000)

#because I’m just obsessed with these things! #don bluth #the secret of nimh #an american tail #the land before time #all dogs go to heaven #rock a doodle #thumbelina 1994 #anastasia 1997 #titan a.e. #movie posters #movie poster art

[fictionaldogcompetition]

Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of Charlie, a german shepherd with a golden medallion around his neck, held in place with a blue ribbon. the second image is of Gromit, a cream colored dog with long brown ears, standing upright. end ID]

#fictionaldogcompetition #dog poll #round 2 #charlie b barkin #all dogs go to heaven #wallace and gromit

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

#movies #polls #all dogs go to heaven #all dogs go to heaven 2 #90s movies #paul sabella #larry leker #requested #have you seen this movie poll

[movie-gifs]

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (1989) dir. Don Bluth

#animationedit #filmedit #all dogs go to heaven #disneyedit #creations #kumi #filmgifs #usersugar #userteri #userchaitali #userstream #userrobin

[miss-barker]

"It's important that we know which dog is male and which dog is female."

Studios almost every time:

#oliver and company #all dogs go to heaven #the fox and the hound 2 #millionaire dogs #my ramblings