"Doom is supreme! There is no power on earth, no intellect in all creation to equal mine!"
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"According to religious people, their all powerful God that can do all things, has an enemy called Satan he can't defeat."
Sounds totally not at all obviously completely made up. /s
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"Anything God has ever done, he can do now. Anything God has ever done anywhere, he can do here. Anything God has ever done for anyone, he can do for you."
- Aiden Wilson Tozer
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Hey @the-gnomish-bastard
It came to my attention yesterday that there was a large jar of snails on your windowsill presumably for an experiment. I, being the kind god I am, decided to save them from this terrible fate, so I ate them all.
Soz
P. S. It was very yummy though
P. P. S please continue to leave them as offerings to the great and powerful me
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And consider your relative Elizabeth — even she has conceived a son in her old age, and this is the sixth month for her who was called childless.
Luke 1:36.
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crunchity munchity, now no one can stop me from eating rocks
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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we have to stop letting the usa have such control/influence over international politics
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reblog. this post if u HATE TERFS and LOVE GAY PIRATES ‼ like this post for she/her Ashe Winters REAL. look at this post if you are a HUGE FUCKING NERD 😂🫵
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.
i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes
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