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azaracyy · 3 months
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a lesson on good karma digimon survive week 2024 day 4: supporting characters
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gob-lob · 29 days
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bro i can watch gore in tv and i can even kinda sorta tolerate sex scenes but i cannot handle second-hand embarrassment. please get me out of here i want to die this is so humiliating i can’t watch this anymore
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sunnytastic · 1 year
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gifs: @pigeoncowboys
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are we really sure we are ready for more of this?
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phoenixkaptain · 9 months
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I have to be honest. As much as I love making fun of Bruce and Tim, I think that they’re more talented than fanon makes them out to be.
Like, the point of Batman as a character is that he’s unrealistic. It would be a very boring story if they made it realistic. Yeah, realistically, he’s not prepared for everything, but this isn’t realistic! This is a silly comic series about a man who has sent a box of live bats to another human being more than once!
I want that unrealism! I want Bruce to be able to get out impossible situations because he saw them coming! I want his convoluted, dumbass plans to work flawlessly! I want his plan to “fail” only for him to wink at the camera, revealing that failing was also in the plan!!
Batman is such a comforting character! I’m always “How’s he gonna get outta this one” instead of “Can he get outta this one” and it’s very nice!
He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s the worst, he’s the dumbest man alive, but Bruce Wayne is never surprised and that brings me a great amount of comfort and joy.
Tim is the same way. I don’t want to think about a realistic fifteen-year-old being Robin, I want to think about the unrealistic ability Tim has to be completely unnoticed even by those with super-hearing. I want Tim to inexplicably think of every possibility and have a million contingencies, and while Tim does get surprised, he’s the most adaptable person on the planet, he can remake his plan in milliseconds!
I don’t want to think about Tim or Bruce failing or whatever. I want Tim and Bruce to inexplicably be all-knowing. Batman has managed to beat up Superman more than once, Robin xan inexplicably punch like a bullet through fucking water, and they both are billionaires with souls, do you really think I’m reading these comics for realism?
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upwards-descent · 10 months
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Idk how common of an idea this is but I super love the premise of Ganondorf being a good guy cursed by the reincarnation cycle, like he does his best to be the leader the Gerudo deserve but though the Triforce of Power is a blessing, Demise's eternal hatred is set to plague him throughout all of time and space. I just eat that shit up-- give me good guy Ganondorf who has to be measured and patient, constantly struggling against the rage within him, frighteningly aware of the monster he can become but through the unwavering goodness of Link and Zelda and the people of Hyrule, he's able to keep himself together and tackle the real threats of pure evil, darkness, and corruption
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asofterhyranor · 11 months
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dutybcrne · 27 days
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Imagine if the remaining Khaenri'ahns, due to the influence of the curse or affliction of Abyssal energy they've been exposed to are able to see like. Warped visions of their old comrades/people via the leylines or in domains from first glance, where it would take others direct exposure or even special abilities to even begin to see them-
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Kae as a kid seeing like. Spectres hanging around a domain and being creeped out#//Meanwhile bby!Luc is nonethewiser and happily tromping on over to pat the door of the domain to Prove he ain't scared of NOTHIN#//Kae trying not to scream and pull Luc away as he unknowingly makes the spectres part around him (bc his Vision) on his way#//Kae finally breaking through his terror and rushing forward to wrench Luc away when the spectres start acting weird and crowding him#//Cringing as he can almost feel them touching his head; whispering abt his role as Khaenri'ahs last hope while Luc yells at him#//Kae; older now; going to that same domain & being almost greeted by Them as he heads inside to investigate just What was going on there#//Getting a NASTY slew of Visions and torments bc he was WHOLLY unprepared for what they were tryna show him#//Dainsleif being Haunted by all the spectres in the Chasm; seeing shadowy figures everywhere he looks/walks#//Stalking him; whispering to him; calling his name; his title; begging for mercy; to be Saved; when he can scarcely do so for himself#//Bc that Abyssal device drained the HELL out of him; and with it amplifying the energy afflicting him; he can almost make out the faces#//Of each and every shadowy spectre coming at/near him. Can almost SEE the tormented faces of the Husks as they Challenge him#//Of HIS comrades; HIS people; hearing their dying; agonized screams through the agony of the Abyss's corruption#//The more affliction with Abyss energy; the clearer yet more Gruesome the images get#//As if it was always TEMPTATION in order to get the person to corrupt themselves more with it all along#//Baiting the person with things they can be intrigued by; be Desperate enough to seek out; feel GUILTY of and try to 'save them'#//Only to end up Ruined themselves when they fall far too deep into its clutches-#//Eh; idk where I was going with this lmao#//An attempt at horror plottings perhaps#//I do miss being able to fully; tho got a lil practice running Boo.thill hcs
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dabislittlemouse · 20 days
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Burnt raisin am I? I should put you over my knee and spank you silly for that one doll. Although you’d like that wouldn’t you? And what a pervert you are. Staring at me while I’m half naked. I guess it’s okay since it’s you. I’ll make sure to put on a show just for you babydoll~
After all I can’t go disappointing my wife now can I?
HUH-
Wait..I mean.. in a sense that.. yk *panic*
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obiwanobi · 1 year
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this "(tumblr)/darkpuck/672201149761355776/lightsabers-have-one-fatal-flaw-you-cannot-use" in the always a sith anakin au
god tipping up your enemy's chin with your lightsaber is so hot 🥵
I can't decide which one would do it to the other so I think they should both get to do it. Obi-Wan does it first, almost by mistake, cornering against a wall an enraged Vaderkin who got wounded by clones and using his lightsaber simply to get him to pay attention to him and not the clones around getting away, and doesn't realise that it works a little too well.
The second time it happens isn't a coincidence because Vaderkin planned it for weeks and is ready to give Kenobi a taste of his own medicine and make HIM uncomfortable this time, but when Vaderkin actually does it --
when he presses his saber under Kenobi's chin, Kenobi's eyes widen, which is good, but then he smirks. The asshole smirks. Which is not what Vaderkin wanted. He really didn't expect Kenobi's hand to release pressure on his wrist and turns the touch into an almost caress, or even purrs "oh, I see now. That's why it worked last time. You actually liked it, didn't you?"
Dooku better not make any comment about the way Obi-Wan foolishly waves at him from the other side of the battlefield with a taunting smile on his face ten minutes later, when Vaderkin retreats to his shuttle as fast as possible without even killing anyone on the way.
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wall-e-gorl · 11 months
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today at work i was staring into the middle distance while between customers and tasks and heard piper call dyllin pipsqueak so clearly that almost i wrote it on my arm in sharpie so that i wouldnt forget it
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joelletwo · 5 months
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"i know i have to face him sooner or later" takasugi to gintoki is THE falsest he would not fucking say that on the planet tho. its takasugi if u dont understand that takasugi has to intentionally build up his hunger for fighting gintoki again which he couldve done at any point by doing so much evil shit that gintoki (also building up his hunger for fighting takasugi which he couldve done at literally any point in his coup d'etat career) (doesn't give a shit abt politics) (isnt doing this to protect anything) has to come hunt him down personally (takasugi hunts him down) in the stupidest most destructive (edo) (themselves) (each other) foreplay in the universe (utsuro and umibozu didnt do foreplay)
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hiveswap · 10 months
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Developing a new obsession on tumblr is a horrifying experience bc i have an established social circle based around something else on here but now i'm going "interest? 👉👈? I have a new interest? Hi?" Into the void. Usually it is fine though
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gonna think about suds’ level in cleric and scenda’s celestial hand in his for a long fucking time
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silvermars · 1 year
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no one look at me! no one talk to me!! just thought about,
i should move out. leave town. before it is time for me. no. you have to stay. you got another demon fighter now. that's not why i need you here. that right? why's that then? because i'm not ready for you not to be here.
and am having a breakdown.
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noodleblade · 4 months
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why is work always incredibly stressful right before a trip???? literally want my head to explode and i leave in less than 48 hours x__x
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guillotineshowhost · 2 months
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relationship just hit a new stage 😌🙏💖🌈
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