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i-need-more-caf · 9 months
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@a-soldier-named-thrasher
“ I can explain why I got a kid with me. Im her dad so uh congratulations you’re an uncle.”
*the cup in Fox's hand almost drops. Almost because nothing can make him drop caf.
Tiredly he opens his mouth just to close it again. He looks at the kid, immediately feeling bad for the ad. This is not a good time to be in this bloody, disgusting world*
Good job, Thrasher.
*he might be exhausted, but there is always room for a little bit of sarcasm. He sighs and looks back at the ad. The ghost of a smile lingering on his lips as he stretches his hand out to poke the ad in its cheeks. *
Su'cuy, ad'ika. Do you want some caf?
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maliciouslove · 8 months
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the lady at the corner shop that i get my daily dose of monster energy drink from was sooo happy for me that im quitting starbucks and going somewhere where i will get more hours and better pay :(
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bitegore · 2 years
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Ok. Bed immediately or ill die tomorrow. I need to get blood drawn i cant be dicking around when i need to chug like my weight in water later
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aphemorpha · 2 years
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girls night! *i am immediately swarmed by mosquitos*
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salemontrial · 5 months
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Artistic rendition of my current plight
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ccrv-7 · 6 months
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its 2 am im getting up at 6 tomorrow and am gonna have to stay in town for a looong long time cause we have a concert at 6pm. fuck. shit. fuck
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trenchcoatsbi · 7 months
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i don’t know if any of you lot get this, but on days where i’m like… super heavily shifted, i end up having like. fight with my elytrian instincts. like nooo i’m not going to pick up that shiny piece of trash. no, i can’t chirp in response to that question i was just asked. this is a plushie, not my son, it will be fine if i leave it in my room while i run out for food. no one else can see my wings stop trying to gesture with them. it’s all really funny to me at least haha! and i’m real lucky, my partner knows i’m kin (they’re wolfkin so they get it), so sometimes we just sit around making noises at each other. love wins. -🌾🪶
LOVE WINS‼️
youre lucky you found a partner whos kin too!!
i uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ill tell story in tags actually
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youweremyridehome · 11 months
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goddddddddd i love a good negroni cocktail it makes you so sexydrunk in such a small amount of time
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imsmallokay · 2 years
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Daddy finishes work in 13 mins n I'm hhng bc I wanna cuddle so bad I feel so small and clingy just need him rn hhhh am small baby
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leondickrider · 7 months
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fluff alphabet ౨ৎ leon s kennedy x gn!reader
𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 || working on sm leon fanfics at once ! i made this in like 20 minutes so it prolly sucks but idc!! nsfw alphabet coming soon :3
𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 || fluff (obvi), not proofread or read by betas
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 || deinking mentioned, none
𝐗𝐎𝐗𝐎 || leon s kennedy mlist 🎀 @starzu
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Activities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
leon really loves just kicking back and relaxing with his s/o. after soo many life-threatening missions, he just wants to kick back on the sofa with his s/o in his arms and binge watch some tv. however, he also really loves taking they all the places they want to visit, whether it's a concert or a museum
Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
everything, literally finds every inch of his s/o perfect and beautiful. but, he really loves their hands, especially if they are soft and smaller because it's the opposite of his hands that are rough from so much fighting and training. also finds their eyes beautiful, will literally hold contact for hours if he could
Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?
refer back to re4r how leon comforted ashley. he's really good at comforting you and will do anything to help cheer you up. 2 am emotional binge sesh? he's driving to the shoppe and buying you ice cream and frost and drizzle or syrup and sprinkles and brownie bits and cookies and and potato chips and and cheeseburgers and fries and tater tots and cheese and everything (i'm on a rlly strict diet so this is deadass just me listing foods i want rn) 5 pm cry sesh? he already has the tissues, blankets, stuffies and tear-jerking movies ready
Dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
in 1998, leon would dream about having a totally normal relationship with you. big suburban house, a couple kids. but after the raccoon city, he kind of changed his dreams. he still craves the normal, domestic life, but now he kinda envisions it as just you and him. not that he doesn't want kids, he just doesn't want them to be in such a dangerous world
Equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
i think he'd be more dominant in relationships when it comes to most things. not dominant in a weird, controlling way. but he would want his s/o to come to him before making any big decisions simply bc he probably brings home the bacon with his government paycheck. but other than financially, he's pretty passive, he really doesn't care what you do as long as you don't do like porn or like cheat
Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
depends honestly; most fights he will forgive you, but sometimes he really holds it against you and just shuts you out for a while before resuming as if nothing happened. however, when he snaps and lets words he doesn't mean to get out, he will apologize so much. even if you forgive him, he doesn't believe it and will buy you everything
Gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
very grateful! in 1998-2013 and after vendetta specifically. he realizes that you help keep him happy pretty fast. if you're in raccoon city with him then he probably felt a lot better and more confident. (def not bc he wanted to show off in front of his partner!!) in 2004 he is soo grateful you were willing to stay with him even with the job he ended up with and with all the training he had to get. in vendetta i think that's when he might seem ungrateful cuz of his drinking.... but yeah after all that he's back to normal
Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
a lot of secrets :(
mainly about work though, cuz unless you're an agent he literally cannot legally get into the details with you. he keeps secrets abt his drinking too, like you know he drinks but you don't know how much he drinks.
Inspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
yes! he became more confident in himself because like being in a relationship makes him feel like somebody wants him, so he gains sm self confidence and actually wants to be stronger so he can return home from missions !
Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
i think he gets jealous pretty easily. he will get a bit jealous if a person look at you twice, or somebody flirts. but part of him thinks you deserve somebody better so he doesn't ever tell you about his jealousy, you gotta hring it up first
Kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?
a very good kisser!! every single kiss is filled w sm love and affection and passion <3 mainly bc he doesn't really know when it will be the last kiss :(
first kiss was really special even though it was spontaneous. it was in the late hours of the night, the whole apartment dark except for the tv light. and you were slow dancing to some random song when suddenly the mood felt right and he kisses you MANSBSHH (this is based on my first kiss with my ex ....)
Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?
he doesn't really confess first, he drops subtle hints that he has feelings for you and just gopes you catch onto his words
Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?
yes, going back to dream. he thinks about marriage all the time, he likes the idea of having a cute lil spouse to come home too after grueling missions
he proposes totally out of nowhere. he originally had a plan, he was going to take you on a romantic vacation before proposing to you while there. but he chickened out last second, so after several other attempts (that he backed out of last minute) he finally had enough. and then one morning he got down on one knee after buying you a ton of donuts
marriage is really good. he's such husband material. overprotective but not too overprotective. possessive but not too possessive. you know what i'm saying?
Nicknames - What do they call their s/o?
sticks to the classics most of the time: babe, baby, love, sweetheart, etc etc. lots of italian pet names
however when he's sweet he really branches out: sweet girl/boy, lovie, lovebug, cuddlebug, pretty
On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?
oh my gosh, this man is so lovey-dovey. literally heart eyes for you. but he forces himself to stay serious even thought other people easily know he's all your's. he doesn't talk much when it's just you and him, preferring to just sit silently across from you and listen to you. and that's what makes it obvious to others since normally he doesn't pay attention and always says his dad jokes or says something stupid
he expresses his feelings by like... yeah.... not being annoying i guess
PDA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?
hmm, he doesn't really like pda due to his job. he knows he has enemies who are after him, but most don't really know about you since they don't really look into that. however, when he's off work, he'll take you into cities and his hand in always on you, whether he's holding your hand, or his hand is planted on your hip/waist. just makes him feel better
he brags about you to all of his friends. chris hears about it nonstop while leon is drunk (and he sobs after bc the redfield bloodline.) "sure that looks nice on them but you know who would look better in it? my s/o." "oh, my s/o has that same necklace, i bought it for them in paris." (😭)
he doesn't really care after the missions. esp if he got close to death, he is all over you the second he sees you. he doesn't care who is watching or who sees, he is literally holding you as if you were dying
Quirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.
he knows whenever you are upset. doesn't even need to hear you speak. literally can just tell from your footsteps or your posture
also, he's really quiet so when you are having your moments he's able to sneak around withhout setting you off (please i get so annoyed when people are loud when i'm mad)
Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?
yes
he will do everything to make his s/o happy
Support - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?
it really depends on your goals. if your goal is to become famous on onlyfans (aimed) then he probably wouldn't really help cuz well why would he?
he believes in you to an extent, he's brutally honest sometimes so... yeah... if you're dumb he will tell you that you're dumb (in a nice way) but he tries his best to support you 💀
Thrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?
there's no such thing as routine with this man other than his exercise routine 
Understanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?
he knows you better than you do. this man literally buys whatever you're craving like a week before you even ask fo it. he knows exactly what album or movie or video game you're going to beg him to buy so he already got you it
Value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?
literally his top pirority. it goes you, his friends, him. he always puts you ahead of himself in everything and values your life sm more than his own :(
Wild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.
everytime he returns from his missions, he always comes home with your favorite snack and an expensive bouquet of your favorite flowers (if you get the expensive bouquet reference jtm)
XOXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?
yes, he is so touch starved and can cuddle all day if you let him. he kisses you a lot as well
Yearning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?
he always carries a little polaroid of you snd him cuddles together on the sofa (taken before 1998 for draamtic effect) and just looks at it for a little bit
he also bought a small bottle of your fav purfume/fragrance and always takes it with him on missions, aweet boy :)
Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?
this man would literally take a bullet for you !! A BULLET !!
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reblogs appreciated always ♡
i'm making a ghost ver of this as well since i love him sm !! :))
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tumby-haver · 1 month
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hi i am drunk and high snd woukd like to say i love your posts
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God I bet you just be squirtening piss EVERYWHERE you daily water deinking freak
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roughentumble · 1 year
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im so sick of knowing things about the lives of celebrities in any context i hate it i hate it. i hate that i know henry cavill has siblings and he once dated a 19 year old, i hate it i HATE IT i never asked i never wanted to know and yet the internet told me!!!!! it doesnt matter what i Feel about it, it isnt illegal and its literally his personal life. i hate that i know about celebrities' husbands and wives and children and pets and relationships i hate that i know roseanne barr's personal opinions i hate twitter i hate the paparazzi i hate the panopticon, they are literally just lil guys who dance for my amusement why do i need to know about their LIVES and OPINIONS
and not because their inner thoughts dont matter or hold no value, but because i dont see why im entitled to be PRIVY to them, and i hate that i have to hold it all in my head and i hate that i cant just Not Know about the fucking. family structure of celebrities!!!!! HOW IS THAT MY BUSINESS!!!!!!!!
i dont even want to know if theyre abusive on set, i dont want to KNOW, i want film sets to have a fucking HR department that filters all those complaints and i never want to hear a goddamn word about it, why the fuck am i privy to this why are you telling me!!!!!!!
im deinking a margarita on an empty stomach.
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manforsale · 1 year
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I am deink perhaps
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softboiledeggs · 1 year
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*deinks alcohol* i suddenly am sooo sleepy i’ve never been so slwepy
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