#angeal hewley

[rottenpumpkin13]

I think Sephiroth would have somebody to curate his social media for him. Any head canons about what the SM manager would be like & if they get along with Seph?

Sephiroth's social media manager thinks they landed the opportunity of a lifetime. Not only are they curating a hero's social media, but Sephiroth is notoriously likes to keep his personal life private, so this will definitely be easy. This SM manager has worked with unhinged celebrities before, and Sephiroth is definitely not going to cause any trouble.

That is until they find out the hard way that Sephiroth was recently ordered to post to social media frequently, and the man is a master at malicious compliance.

Highlights of things his SM manager has had to delete quickly include:

• A selfie with a notorious Anti-Shinra group leader where Sephiroth is smiling and doing a thumbs up.

• A mirror selfie taken in Angeal's apartment after a sleepover. Genesis is seen in the background with cannabis leaf pajama pants, Angeal is seen with NO pants. The caption reads "We make a nice threesome."

• A candid photo he took of Rufus Shinra in the distance. Sephiroth's middle finger is photo bombing the picture.

• A screenshot of a text conversation that should not have been shared. Sephiroth captioned it "Help your friends ❤️"

Zack: This energy drink is doing nothing for me. I need something stronger.

Sephiroth: I know where you can acquire crack cocaine.

• A photo of an empty mako tank in R&D, Sephiroth captioned it "Childhood memories ❤️"

• A picture of Angeal shedding tears while chopping onions. Sephiroth zoomed in on Angeal's face and captioned it "How I feel inside."

• A five second video taken in Reeve's office, where Sephiroth and Reeve are toasting pill bottles.

• A screenshot from the SOLDIER group chat.

Kunsel: The fridge in the break room is on fire. Where the fuck is Lazard

Sephiroth: *sends a photo of him and Lazard doing shots together*

• A mirror selfie of him and Genesis. Sephiroth is wearing a T-shirt that reads "I'M INSANE" while Gen's reads "I LOVE INSANE BITCHES"

• A group photo of Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal and Zack posing with the President Shinra statue, all of them doing the middle finger.

• Sephiroth took a photo of the fish aquarium on the SOLDIER floor and captioned it "I relate to them on a spiritual level"

• A five second video of him coming up behind Professor Hojo on the stairs and kicking him down said stairs.

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 crisis core #angeal hewley #zack fair #crisis core #headcanons

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Lazard: Why is Genesis rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to Sephiroth's head?

Angeal: *sighs* Seph was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Angeal: And then he hit his head.

Lazard: *wheezes*

#incorrect quotes #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #lazard deusericus #ags #angeal x genesis x sephiroth #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[pink-nubes]

So... my friend and fellow ff7 enjoyer @wowa-bublord got an ask about AGS raising the remnants so 🥺 now I feel like I have to finally make this public sknfkjashfa

I have a LOT of things about this au so you are free to send asks about anything! In this au Sephiroth is brought back by the lifestream 5 years after the Nibelheim incident. The lifestream was able to separate the Jenova influence over his mind by splitting them into other three bodies, that's where the baby remnants come in! They basically all got spit out of the lifestream together inside a cave and Jenova's influence over Sephiroth is quite weak now, he is very confused tho, and has trouble remembering what happened in Nibelheim. And of course, he is even more confused because, "Where did these babies come from???". But overall he takes them under his care, he couldn't possibly leave them alone, he bonds fairly quickly with them. They are the only thing he has for a while.

And yep, that scar on Seph is from Cloud stabbing him, it goes all around

Also, this will eventually be AGS, but a few things happen before that lol (I have many things to talk about)

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #ff7 crisis core #ff7 rebirth #sephiroth #my art #the remnants #ff7 au #kadaj #loz #yazoo #ags #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley #artistic nudity

[kazumahashimoto]

STOP SMILING!!!!!!!!!

#i can't stand him. #he's so. cute. gwaayuuugjuyhhyyhgut #but yea practice for his face and his HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! his hair always gives me trouble... #hh art #ff #ff7 #ffvii #angeal hewley #zack fair #angeal #zack

[prismaticpichu]

FF7 Crisis Core is a silly game

I love it <3

#angeal hewley #ffvii #crisis core #ff7 #final fantasy vii #randomness #stupidity #just thinking of the dumbapple story again shshshhs #as one does #only out of love

[salternateunreality2]

AGS at the Tailor Shop

Tailor: Sir, stop clenching your butt while I'm measuring it, that won't make it smaller and will only cause problems when you put the pants on.

Angeal: *embarrassed noises*

Tailor: Now move your tree tr- THIGHS, move your thighs apart so I can measure them.

Angeal: I'm a monster. 🫣

Tailor's assistant: *drooling* hell yeah

Tailor: sir, do you know what BDSM is?

Sephiroth: yes, Bagel Delivery Shared Monthly, Fair says I'm excellent at it.

Tailor: Ok, what about a leather fetish?

Sephiroth: Hmm, I've only seen wooden or stone fetishes in temples; I suppose leather fetishes decompose more quickly and may be lost to history, but that is an interesting historical thought. Perhaps Rhapsodos would be interested, you should ask him.

Tailor: Bondage?

Sephiroth: I've rarely found that necessary, my targets are usually dead and capture is not requested by Shinra. If it is, they're too intimidated to try anything. I think it is my size and prowess with a sword that makes them submit.

Tailor: ...

*after 17 hours*

Tailor: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD DESIGN AND CRAFT IT YOURSELF!!!

Genesis: MAYBE I SHOULD!!!

#ff7 #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley

[moonilit]

saw an alphabetical Art challenge I wanted to do and realized most times i like characters in pairs and groups more than individually. like Angeal, Sephiroth and Gen are a package deal to me do not separate

#Im opening old drafts and finding these #Drew so many memes for them back in 2020 omg #Im supposed to draw a character i like but how im i supposed to convey that separate they are ok together they are IT ?? #Do i like Angeal ? I guess #Do i like angeal dealing with Gen and Sephiroth shinangins? ABS #absolutely #give me that any day #Ffvii r #sephiroth #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos

[pine-needle-shuffle]

hullo. may i request. your take on zack and angeal hug. :3<3

absolutely! idk Zack just seems like the type to give them by surprise

regardless of how important that paperwork may be

#asks #pine scribbles #zack fair #angeal hewley #ffvii #it was surprisingly difficult to find a good composition for this #had to sleep on it #glad i did! turned out nice

[bunnieroth]

AGS Doodle dump

#sephiroth #final fantasy 7 #ags #gengeal #genesis rhapsodos #sephgeal #sephiroth ffvii #sephgen #angeal hewley #that lil thing in the one seph doodle is my lil alien sona btw #my art #from my au

[sephirthoughts]

zack: i may not be smart…

angeal: …

angeal: but?

zack: huh?

angeal: i thought i heard a ‘but’ coming

zack: how do you hear a butt coming?

genesis: h—

sephiroth: no

#ff7 #ff7 crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley #zack fair #sephiroth #ff7 rebirth #ffvii #ff7 remake

[rottenpumpkin13]

AGSZC and how they deal with road rage

Genesis: He first learned how to drive when he was 11, in Banora, where there were barely any cars—he thinks traffic laws are BS. So automatically everyone is wrong and he's right. He's not afraid to roll down the window, cuss at someone, give them the finger and insist they pull over and physically settle the dispute.

Zack: He thinks people being rude to him on the road gives him a free pass to spontaneously race them to their destination. He once got pulled over by two police cars, one that demanded to know why he was going at 120 on a 65. The other who was answering a distress call from the other driver, who was reporting the "crazed lunatic speeding after them while blasting Tokyo Drift"

Cloud: When angered, he does not care for his vehicle. He will bump the other car and try to run them off the road. Even better if he's on a motorcycle, which gives him the opportunity to smash the driver side window with his sword.

Angeal: A calm, collected individual. He doesn't need to act on his rage. He knows that it won't solve anything and will only harm both parties. WRONG. Quietly follows the other vehicle to their location and waits until they leave so he can get out and key the car.

Sephiroth: Another level-headed individual who holds no grudges and wishes only for peace. How dare you assume Sephiroth experiences road rage at all.

*In the car*

Zack: Uh... Seph? That car just cut you off.

Sephiroth: Oh, did they?

Zack: Yeah.

Zack:

Zack: Oh! You missed our exit.

Zack:

Zack:

Zack: Sephiroth, why are you following that car?

Sephiroth: Tell me, Zack, have you ever buried a body?

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 crisis core #angeal hewley #zack fair #cloud strife #headcanons

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Angeal: Why do you both smell like weed?

Kunsel: How do you know what weed smells like sir?

Angeal: I—

Zack: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

#incorrect quotes #angeal hewley #zack fair #kunsel #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[pink-nubes]

More AGS and baby remnants... In my au Genesis has longer hair! But I drew this before I decided that lol

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #ff7 crisis core #ff7 rebirth #sephiroth #ff7 remake #ff7 au #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley #yazoo #kadaj #loz #the remnants #ags

[altocat]

Since the FF7R trilogy establishes that Shinra HQ officially has a cafe joint that is obviously a homage to Starbucks, what do you think Angeal, Genesis, Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud order as their regulars?

Sephiroth: Black coffee, no add-ons.

Genesis: Something fruity, ridiculous, and topped with whipped cream. Or probably a frappe.

Angeal: Plain espresso

Zack: Hot chocolate

Cloud: Milk. If it's hot outside, milk with ice in it.

#asks #ff7 #ffvii #sephcanons #final fantasy 7 #crisis core #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #angeal hewley #zack fair #cloud strife

[sheylara-san]

I was thinking about what kind of photos Angeal could take

#sephiroth #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos #Angeal's photobook #ff7 #final fantasy vii #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #zack fair #my art #ff7 crisis core

[crylin]

first meeting? 😅✨

#zack fair #angeal hewley #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 #final fantasy #crisis core