#ask the alien

[lemondoddle]

I DONT MIND IF U POST its pretty to dream and instigator. theyre just so fun

YAYY as a prize have a jam comic panel that I made Way too early (I've got like. 3 fics in the works and this is like the 3rd but lord knows when that'll be ready)

#lane speaks #nebulart #ask the alien #the first wip in line is almost done but i haven't worked on it in days someone yell at me to get back to it #jaytim #mh jam

[anthonyspage]

🌀👽🔮

#Ask The Alien By Schylling #Schylling Ask The Alien #Ask The Alien #Ask The Alien From The Fourth Dimension #The Fourth Dimension #Alien #Magical Creatures #Mystical Creatures #Supernatural Creatures #Fortune Teller #Magic #Magical #Mystical #Supernatural #Sonic Boom #Sonic Boom Toronto #My Picture #My Post #My Upload

[tigerjpg]

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

#i won a poetry contest years ago and not a single person in my family asked what it was about. you're an alien to me #not even saying this in a self pitying way i just can't conceive of a dynamic like that

[ask-spiderpool]

#ask-spiderpool #main #spideypool #venom #venom takeover #the A in LGBTQA+ does not stand for aliens... 😔

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 100

“What are you, a Kent?” 

It’s a saying in the world of the supernatural. A well-known one even. See, several, many generations back, no one quite knows when, the Kent family managed to run afoul of a particularly nasty creature who laid a curse upon them. The original wording, no one quite knows either, but the gist, everyone is aware of. For no firstborns will be born to them before they already have one. 

It was supposed to be airtight in a way, a curse that would end the entire bloodline really. For a child to exist before they could have a child? How could that be? 

Well. That curse had… backfired. It had backfired massively. Most, at least back when blood was everything, didn’t exactly ponder things like adoption to those outside of their own bloodline. The Kents however, lived in a very simple village, one that had disease spread through it often back then, leaving families childless and children parentless. 

What were they to do but take them in? And so they had a son, many sons and daughters even, before their firstborn. Now of course, most would simply dismiss it afterwards. After all, that was the end of the story, isn’t it? 

Well, no. See, the curse was a family-line curse, a just in case perhaps, that meant that each generation could not have any children until they had children. Perhaps it should have ended there, but well. It didn’t. 

Kents are a strange breed in the world of the supernatural, known for having a… bit of an adoption problem. If any child or babe were to be left near their land, one can be assured the family line would take them in as their own. 

Fae, demon, human, changeling, satyr, cyclops, half-breeds, werewolf- it didn’t matter. A Kent would gladly pick the child up and raise it as their own. And now, they could add aliens to that long, long list in the family line. 

And really, perhaps with this context, is it really surprising that when one Clark Kent, said alien, opens his door to a basket on his doorstep holding a trio of godlings, he takes them in with no questions asked? 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #superman #clark kent #sam manson #tucker foley #danny fenton #The kents didn't bat an eye at getting an alien kid #Pa might be human but his uncle was a literal angel & his aunt was a dullahan #ma kent got the rundown when the relationship got serious #she is completely fine with this #This is the woman who got Clark an “I believe” alien shirt #she is down to parent this alien baby #“Ma I found a three-for-one do you and Pa want to meet your new grandbabies” #“Bruce I need to know if you have baby supplies- No I didn't kidnap a baby I should be asking you that-” #“Since when did you have kids Smallville-” #“Since 3 this morning :)” #Clark with his 3 toddlers at home seeing Connor for the first time: GASP #Clark: Another baby! #Connor: I've technically been artificially aged up- #Clark already holding him: Baby! #100 prompts woo

[improper-use-of-germx]

Imagine an alien that doesn't speak. Members of their species live largely solitary lives and never evolved the need to communicate past basic physical articulation, and in space they mostly just exist as individual workers that work alongside others, but never with.

So when a human comes aboard they don't really think about it too much. You try to talk with them, they stare at you blankly, then someone from a more social species explains the situation to you. If that's where it ended they wouldn't have given you any more thought, but then you start doing things for them.

It doesn't have to be big, either. Maybe wiping down their work area or bringing an extra snack from the kitchen doesn't seem like a lot to you, but they always notice. You work comfortably in silence with them, never trying to make one-sided conversation like others have. It's...nice. They're not quite sure what to make of it.

Eventually, they start returning the favor. Little treats appear on your desk, things you leave messy will suddenly be tidied up when you return. They like when you notice. Sometimes you smile, sometimes you glance up at them and they act like they weren't just watching you from across the room. Sometimes you mumble a quiet "Thank you." out of habit, and for once they wish they had something to say back.

It's more effort than anyone else has ever made with them. Even if it's just a work relationship for you, they appreciate it, and they want you to be happy when they watch you clock out.

#this could be read as romantic or platonic #my autistic ass just wants connection without having to talk to people. is that so much to ask? #alien x human #imagines #monster x reader #humans and aliens #humans are weird #alien x reader #monster x human #alien imagines #monster boyfriend

[time-slink]

Voidwalker scar pretty please? 👉👈

[ ask game ]

HI STIFFF this actually kicked my ass super hard i haven’t drawn scar in forever

#my art #asks #art asks #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #dude. i went thru so many ideas with this n at some point i just went fuck it. lineart practice X) #he looks a little classic green alien but love that for him ? #my idea of voidwalker is limited from fic and mostly centered around breathing a different atmosphere tbh #was fun tho tyy stiff #last one of these asks i’ll do for the foreseeable future but there were also some i liked n might do one day :D

[lizethdraws]

Imagine Ben messing with a laser pointer and Rook tries to catch the red dot.

rook is never beating the cat allegations

#ben 10 #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 alien force #ben tennyson #rook blonko #rook #ben 10 rook #rookben #omniboyfriends #benrook #brooken #i'm sorry it takes me so long to answer ask rest assured I see them and I will answer them one way or another #fanart #lizethdraws

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as we’re about to leave for the ren faire, “Yeah, it’s like my story about fucking a chicken.”

And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.

So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldn’t object.

Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.

So, he posited if you want to sound out someone’s mindset (and you’re willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himself…?

I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, “No harm…” because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I don’t like it, I think he’s a weird dude, but like. That’s his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.

It’s been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.

#my life #story #funny #can you imagine the sheer alienation of even asking this though? #there’s some bridges I’d burn and maybe I will pose this to someone down the line if I really don’t give a shit about maintaining niceties

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

Look, I'ma need a Cryptid!Mikey ref sheet /threat (/j) [ I'ma gachafy the goober if you don't mind :] ]

There u go

Look at him! Isn't he cute? :3

#Some alien better watch it hehe #fee ask #fee art #cryptid mikey #had a lot of fun doing it

[studioboner]

Mommy duck and baby ducklings 🥰

#my art #ask to tag #sth #miles tails prower #tails the fox #tails #miles prower #alien queen #alien

[lemondoddle]

Ive been reading your jam fanfics and every single one of them are soooooo sweet! The jaybird one has me smiling so wild and your most recent fanfic you wrote jay so funny lmao (craving for jam moments after finishing mh stream) i was about to make fanart for your fanfic but saw you said in note that you made doodles of them so I like to see your doodles in your style :3

!!!!!!!!!!! Firstly THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺🥺 secondly OF COURSE!! the thumbnails i made for jaybird and instigator actually both came before the fics (im tempted to draw more scenes from them now though :3c) but this first one from isn't it pretty came after bc i wanted to show tim's perspective whenever he ran off lmaooo (also thirdly. is that fanart still on the table 👀?)

also a bonus under the cut bc i haven't written about it but im obsessed with jam shotgunning fics 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[I.D. a pencil sketch of tim and jay in profile with the bottoms of their faces visible. they are very close together and tim holds jay's mouth open with one hand as he breathes into it, smoke swilrs around them. obscuring their eyes.

#lane speaks #nebulart #art #and yes i have started the jaybird comic twice and never finished it LOL #anyways GAY PEOPLE RRAAAAHHH #comics #marble hornets #jaytim #mh jam #ask the alien #mersei47

[shakingparadigm]

truly truly truly deeply insanely unfathomably obsessed with the shot of ivan glancing at the scoreboard to check till is in the lead before starting to really choke him. the kiss is definitely dubious in a toxic yaoi way that makes me we want to descend into the dark (tragedy edition) but i feel like his motives are somewhat clear, if multifaceted. sometimes you gotta hypocritically sacrifice yourself for love and also get your unreciprocated kisses in. i'm going to walk into the damn sea i thought i was READY

ALSO THE ART OF THEM CHOKING EACH OTHER FROM A BILLION YEARS AGO I KNEW IT KNEW THAT WAS GONNA BE RELEVANT AS HELL AND LOOK AT US NOW. AAAAUGH.

The kiss was.... very morally dubious, yes, but I can see why he did it, both from a selfless and selfish standpoint. The way he pulled Till back in just to check the scoreboards behind him was insane. He wanted to make absolutely sure. I don't recall Sua ever having to check the scoreboards during her performance.

Sorry, about to go off on a tangent here, but I can't stop thinking about the differences between Ivan and Sua's sacrifices.

Ivan's plan of sacrifice was a lot less polished than Sua's was, most likely because Till wasn't performing to his usual standard (unlike Mizi, who sang her heart out for Sua). He needed to take drastic measures when he realized Till wasn't cutting it, but his fucked up little head also wanted one last extremely selfish act, an attempt to burn something into Till's mind. So why not hit two birds with one stone?

Sua's plan of sacrifice was a lot more simple, provided no more spectacle than what was promised of a normal contestant death. She knew she was loved, so her final act before death was to play her part in the performance she and Mizi dreamed of ever since they were young. All she wanted was to grant Mizi's wish before death. A celebration of their love. A final I love you.

Ivan was so desperate he went all out. He had to make big strides, perform explosive acts of passion and aggression. He had to force it, had to interrupt his own performance in order to get the outcome he wanted. Unlike Sua, he wasn't loved. He wasn't even looked at, so he had to take desperate measures to get even a sliver of the attention he craved. His final act was far from a gift, more like a plea. Less like I love you and more like Please love me.

#everyone is so intrinsically fucked up #alnst #alien stage #alien stage ivan #alien stage sua #alien stage round 6 #ivantill #asks

[xx-sketchy-xx]

bad habits Actor Wally au! By the one and only @frillsand

absolutely love him haha

(I may or may not have fell I love with @/cutepotatook swirly instructions lol xD)

#wally darling #welcome home art #wally #welcome home wally #welcome home home #welcome home au #actor wally darling #actor wally au #Fanart #love this au #makes me wanna pick him up and ask him on a date just to see if he’d get mad first or blush #Maybe both #drawing Wally not smiling is truely alien to me haha #But the frown still suites him #Such a handsome young man #Oh nor he’s smokinggg #Put it down #bad Wally

[somerandomdudelmao]

I ship neither so far, but I've seen some people discussing this so--

Ward:

#ahahahahahhffjfkf #Oscar being just simply happy with his one and only giant alien crush #for how long though #ahahah #marble sky ask #marble sky meme

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #What is up with the Kents cornfield that a spaceship with alien children has crashed there twice #Clark: Omg am I an older brother now?? What does an older brother do?? #He's going to be so excited when the kids start flying too #Clark: I have eight whole siblings now! #The Kents will end up the most experienced couple in raising superpowered children #Clark: This is Jazz and Dan and Tucker and Danny and Sam and Valerie and Ellie and I love them #The Kents now have two ships hidden on their property lol #and a green glowing dog of some sort that came with one group #the phamily actually get to be kids and don't Have to be vigilantes or are parentified or anything and it's... actually kind of nice #It's peaceful #Ellie definitely doesn't hide the fact she's a clone #They're very limited when re-learning how to talk human language again #so they say some rather concerning things without giving any context for it #not that it isn't concerning even with context anyway lol #Ma and Pa kent nearly cry when they hesitantly ask if their names can be kent too #Clark cries when he goes to metropolis because the kids all cling and try to get him to stay