Targ stans who go on and on about "The blood of Old Valyria" and "filthy Andal blood and traditions" always manage to baffle me when they start talking about religion in Westeros.
Like, High Valyrians with their Valyrian Gods partaked in human sacrifice, human experiments, unimaginable types of torture, slavery, eugenics, all types of familial incest and were basically fantasy nazis in their society built upon the enslavement and forced hard labor of the races they saw as "lesser" but clearly, the evilest religion is the one where people pray to the humanoid aspects of their God and read their bejeweled little book.
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I just…holy shit.
But also, the cat wants to find out why his creators abandoned him. Creators. Plural.
Sounds like the brothers did another bang up job making a world and then ditching it with no thought as to what would become of their creation.
Salem is about to get a very strong ally, and I’m both excited and terrified.
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Sirius: *teaching Remus some French*
Remus: *doing horrible* “How was that?”
Sirius: *falling in love all over again* “Perfect.”
Remus: “Great. You still suck at welsh though …”
Regulus: *teaching James some French*
James: *doing alright* “How was that?”
Regulus: *not impressed* “Horrible, tbh
James: “Your Marathi is still fine :)”
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‘And here I am kissing you, my tenderness. I am kissing everything that could be called you, yours…’
— Vladimir Nabokov in a letter to wife Véra, 25 June 1926.
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IDK HOW HAS RETURNED FROM THE WAR
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The knights at the tavern
Gwaine: 1324 LITERS OF MEAD, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD IT'S IN ORDER
Percival: 1324 is not in order Gwaine
Gwaine: LISTEN ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Lancelot: science
Leon, taking Gwaine's cup: alright, that's it for tonight. No more alchy for you
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