Bucky: [ Having a mental breakdown ]
Peter: Dont cry king, your eyeliner is running
Steve: how’d you find me?
Bucky: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that
Rhodey: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate the most in the world would get $100,000– do you take it?
Tony: Why would I miss out on the chance to get 150,000
Peter: People like it when you’re mysterious
Bucky: Got it
[ Bucky on a date ]
Sam: So where are we going?
Bucky: None of your fucking business
*Sirens whine in the distance as the arcade burns to the ground*
Tony, trying hard to stay calm: Alright, what happened here?
Loki: Thor used his own hammer on the Whack-A-Mole.
The Avengers become #1 trending on YouTube after someone leaked footage of Steve and Tony playing Just Dance 4 during game night at the Avengers compound.
Sam: Why are you in love with Bucky?
Steve: He’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of
Sam: You know, he’s literally trying to kill you, right?