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ironrad · 1 year
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Peter completely drenched in a towel:
Ned: Woah dude you okay?
Peter: Yeah. I just slipped and fell in the pool.
MJ: Shit, did the lifegaurd come help you out?
Peter:
Peter: I am the lifegaurd.
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ghosted-konig · 5 months
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No.
Natasha: Hi
You: Hi, remember the upsexy smell in the compound yesterday?
N:The what?
Y: upsexy
N: what's upsexy?
Y: nothin much, you?
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annual-amerikate · 1 year
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i know if someone likes multiple of my posts they're doing exactly what i do, which is stalk a tag/creator that is zero'ed in on the exact interest i need to focus on in that moment. like if i see 2+ notifications from someone i smile, because i know they're just like me.
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ironman-tonystark · 4 months
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One of the frustrating things about the team is we all like making dramatic entrances, so sometimes it just feels like a competition for who can out do everyone else.
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marcillesmallnaturals · 4 months
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they had to cancel squirrel girl because she kept reforming all the villains. at the rate she was going there wouldn't be anyone left for the avengers to fight
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darlingmarie3 · 1 year
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I’m sorry, but Marvel knew what they were doing…
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slashernipples · 2 months
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In me heart, Killer Frequency has like, 8 movies, 2 failed reboots, and a tv miniseries.
#the second movie sees henry tryign to somewhat adjust af6er marie stepped off whistling point.#He pulls an axel and ends up killing a buncha cops and shit to avenge marie#movie 3 sees marie return a la ft13 part 6. its very sexy. they go on a murder spree again and marie walks off into the mosty woods#while henry ia shot and left for dead.#movie 4 is full of red herrings and a mysterious figure turns out to be henry after he survived the shot. the duo reunite#movie 5 is the copycat killer thay is ultimately offed by marie and henry. henry is killed for real. undead marie is distraught#she goes on a rampage and gets exploded. the town thinks its all finally over#but henrys hand rises from a shallow grave in a post credits scene#movie 6 henry rolls up to exact revenge for his mom AGAIN this is probably where some of the kills have a sense of humour to them#movie 7 is the obligatory Whistling Man In Space movie. henry has been played by a wwe wrestler since movie 6#he shows.significant decay but turns out the alien nonsense suddenly made him powerful and idk brings back marie Again probably.#movie 8 was the crossover event slasher royale movie. marie and henry have an upper hand and emerge victorious.#the first reboot attempted to be super gritty and replaces forrest and peggy with college students with a campus radio program.#it was terribly received.#the second reboot attempted to place the focus on henry and made him the main murderer while saying he was possessed by a demon#this was one is widely considered to be the worst in the franchise.#the miniseries is a retelling of the original and is faithful to the source#its well appreciated for it even if critics said it was unimaginitive. the fans liked it bc it was clearly made for the fans.#why the FUCK have I put all these in the notes.#killer frequency#send help im so brain dill about this
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kermit-coded · 4 days
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reading up on wiccan and hulkling has me back in my timber hater era. billy and teddy could've done the cult fistfight but tim and bernard could never do the gay jewish space wedding.
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batcavescolony · 2 years
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Tommy: our sorta mother is The Scarlet Witch
Billy: she dabbles in a thing called Chaos Magic, and we both got a bit of it
Tommy: I got the chaos
Billy: and I got the magic
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denebolablack · 7 months
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Clint: So... how it is to be the only straight person in this team, Stark?
Tony: *Calmy sipping his coffee* I haven't been straight one day in my life, Barton, so I wouldn't know the answer for that.
Crack sounds
Tony: *Turns around* What the fu-
Steve: *Totally blushed while holding a piece of table on his right hand* I'm sorry....
Bucky: *Staring at Tony while totally ignoring his own piece of table being held by his metal arm* So, are you free tonight, dollface?
Clint: *Shocked* YOU BROKE THE TABLE!
Tony: *Satisfied smirk* I might be free tonight if someone helps me finish the last armor prototype I'm working on before 6 o'clock.
Bucky and Steve: *Start running towards the lab*
Clint: They broke the breakfast table....
Tony: *Pats the archer's shoulders* I'll make them fix it later today, birdbrain. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and make sure they're not breaking my work tables.
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thor-the-mighty · 17 days
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I find myself going through Brunnhilde's mead faster now I'm friends with mortals, than when I spent most of my time with the Warriors Three.
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folansstuff · 4 months
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Tabitha: Alright girls!... and Atti. Which Avenger do you think we can all take?
Alison: I could take like, Carol. And all the ones without powers.
Jubilee: I'll beat the crap out of Wonder Man. And Blade? Was Blade an Avenger?
Alison: Ooh! I could take Blade too!
Laura: Logan. Most of them of course, but definitely Logan.
Atticus: Uh.... I'd rather not fight any of them? *cough* Iron Man and Cap.
Illyana: All of them. Obviously.
Jubilee: You can't seriously think you can-
Atticus: No she's right.
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janaknandini-singh999 · 10 months
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me, explaining krishnji's teaching to the marvel obsessed little brother:
"why worry about fruit when you are groot?"
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ironman-tonystark · 1 month
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As the 'nickname' guy, it should be known that I do have potential cutesy nicknames for everyone incase we end up dating.
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Duckverse week 1 - Storytime!
The triplets telling Donald what they saw in the newscast in the morning what Duck Avenger/Paperinik was doing last night with the Beagle Boys to teach them to stop stealing
Louie: ...And then unca Donald, you'll never guess what he did next!
Dewey: It was so cool! He looked deep in their eyes, they were freezing of fear!
Huey: And then... BAM! He punched them so hard in the face than their noses flew off!
Okay, I am really not used to draw (this one is my first without comics scene reference!). So please, be kind :)
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brw · 4 months
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surprise wonderbeast fic just cause. be niceys to me!
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