Peter completely drenched in a towel:
Ned: Woah dude you okay?
Peter: Yeah. I just slipped and fell in the pool.
MJ: Shit, did the lifegaurd come help you out?
Peter:
Peter: I am the lifegaurd.
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No.
Natasha: Hi
You: Hi, remember the upsexy smell in the compound yesterday?
N:The what?
Y: upsexy
N: what's upsexy?
Y: nothin much, you?
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i know if someone likes multiple of my posts they're doing exactly what i do, which is stalk a tag/creator that is zero'ed in on the exact interest i need to focus on in that moment. like if i see 2+ notifications from someone i smile, because i know they're just like me.
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One of the frustrating things about the team is we all like making dramatic entrances, so sometimes it just feels like a competition for who can out do everyone else.
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reading up on wiccan and hulkling has me back in my timber hater era. billy and teddy could've done the cult fistfight but tim and bernard could never do the gay jewish space wedding.
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Clint: So... how it is to be the only straight person in this team, Stark?
Tony: *Calmy sipping his coffee* I haven't been straight one day in my life, Barton, so I wouldn't know the answer for that.
Crack sounds
Tony: *Turns around* What the fu-
Steve: *Totally blushed while holding a piece of table on his right hand* I'm sorry....
Bucky: *Staring at Tony while totally ignoring his own piece of table being held by his metal arm* So, are you free tonight, dollface?
Clint: *Shocked* YOU BROKE THE TABLE!
Tony: *Satisfied smirk* I might be free tonight if someone helps me finish the last armor prototype I'm working on before 6 o'clock.
Bucky and Steve: *Start running towards the lab*
Clint: They broke the breakfast table....
Tony: *Pats the archer's shoulders* I'll make them fix it later today, birdbrain. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and make sure they're not breaking my work tables.
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I find myself going through Brunnhilde's mead faster now I'm friends with mortals, than when I spent most of my time with the Warriors Three.
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Tabitha: Alright girls!... and Atti. Which Avenger do you think we can all take?
Alison: I could take like, Carol. And all the ones without powers.
Jubilee: I'll beat the crap out of Wonder Man. And Blade? Was Blade an Avenger?
Alison: Ooh! I could take Blade too!
Laura: Logan. Most of them of course, but definitely Logan.
Atticus: Uh.... I'd rather not fight any of them? *cough* Iron Man and Cap.
Illyana: All of them. Obviously.
Jubilee: You can't seriously think you can-
Atticus: No she's right.
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As the 'nickname' guy, it should be known that I do have potential cutesy nicknames for everyone incase we end up dating.
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Duckverse week 1 - Storytime!
The triplets telling Donald what they saw in the newscast in the morning what Duck Avenger/Paperinik was doing last night with the Beagle Boys to teach them to stop stealing
Louie: ...And then unca Donald, you'll never guess what he did next!
Dewey: It was so cool! He looked deep in their eyes, they were freezing of fear!
Huey: And then... BAM! He punched them so hard in the face than their noses flew off!
Okay, I am really not used to draw (this one is my first without comics scene reference!). So please, be kind :)
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