#b0b

[puthyflapps]

No but it was the 180° turn from adamant anti blarke people, literally almost crying trying to get there fans to realise that they're never happening, to the revisionist history of them saying they were supposed to get together like every season but never did for "reasons". All because they realised all they had left was their weirdo shipper fans so they had to milk their real life relationship for clout. Insanity

Trying to gaslight us like there wasn’t years worth of interviews and panels contradicting what they were spewing. A dollar will really have people acting some sort of way, I’ll tell you that much

#like deadass roll the footage 🧍🏻‍♀️ #ask #ye who shall not be named for the time being #b0b

[nature-laboratories]

Updates on B0B unit (MNGMT)

We over by Nature Laboratories apologize for the (OBVIOUS) malfunction of our recent surveillence unit "B0B", any pleas for help or mercy are an accidental bug in the programming of our drone.

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Company Policy for Malfunction:

"No robot that has been serviced between 19__ - 2023 is sold with the malicious purpose of possession or malfunction, any form of sentience is either a coincidence, or a spirit residing in your house pre-purchase.

If a case of possession or slight 'hints of sentience' EVER occur, please return your product and we will give you a new one.

'Customer satisfaction is our utmost goal!'"

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Thank you for reading this post

-- Regards, MNGMT.

#mngmt #b0b #naturelab

[demoarts-journeys-in-life]

RC #12 SPOOKY ASS DOG (and raro is a mercenary IG)

#ramble comics #b0b #raro #ramble #rambling

[lovelymlem]

at long last i finally get nommed :3

being 5'6-5'5 and barely fitting inside someone's stomach is rather awakening-

#lovelymlem #v0re blog #v0r3 #safe v0re #safe vore #soft v0re #not a ship #wholesome vore #b0b v3ls3b #b0b v3ls3b vore

[oniii-fans]

Eichi

#Play Pr@y Play #B0b@ 😳

[vellichorom]

RANDOM fucking question also but; creative video editor types of tumblr!

i would like to make those funny 10 second music video edit / " fancams " you see on tiktok & youtube!

would any of you know a good video editing program that's compatible with an android phone or a windows 10 / 11 laptop that WON'T charge me to USE IT & maybe doesn't have the most Obnoxious Watermark Alive

thank you in advance 💙

#twinkie talks #I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT GIVING THOSE FUCKERS A DIME TO MAKE B0B VELSEB EDITS #someone be so hot & beautiful & pirate filmora or something for me i don't have money to do the bullshit i want to do #// tbd

[daily-rgbtrio]

day 188

Sneeg Miles :3

#hmmm i dunno what to do for the others. mb phil and kristin for Thora and Hobson #not sure for B0b or Ogden #rgbtrio #slime rancher #sneegsnag fanart #ranboo fanart #charlie slimecicle fanart

[ieatwormsandtheytasteverygood]

besties. vriende. what is the best chicken. send me pictures. i would like to see baby chickens thank u (i cannot go out rn i am stuck at home /hj)

#chicken chicekn chicekn #b0b from slime rancher #i am he #he is me

[puthyflapps]

Dark days, indeed. I was finding myself curious about what was happening with the greasy couple and had to take a minute to stop that shit from taking up my precious time again. Back to the entitled fandom that, thank Heda, they didn't get what they wanted for real in the show.

The only thing jrot ever did that was iconic was string blarkes along until he obliterated their hopes and dreams by having Clarke kill that man. He was v real for that and I loved watching them cry about it

I don’t think about blarkes or the greasies like at all anymore because I’m hyper fixated on shoni and that takes up a lot of my thots. Sometimes they’ll pop up on my ig recommended or my explore page and it’s usually miss greasy doing unemployed things so

#ask #bellfart #ye who shall not be named for the time being #b0b

[rory-cakes]

The Crew! Part 1!

A series of Incorrect quotes with Birdy!reader and the Hazbin Crew!

Birdy: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

*Part 5 essentially*

Alastor: Pros and cons of dating me.

Alastor: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Alastor: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Angel: Bonjour, Husk. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Husk: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Angel: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Vaggie: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Angel: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

Lucifer to Charlie: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.

Husk: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit? 

Alastor: If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it. 

Husk: Is THAT gaslighting? 

Alastor: Shut up.

Birdy, teaching Charlie to drive: Okay Charlie, what does a green light mean? 

Charlie: Go! 

Birdy: A red light? 

Charlie: Stop! 

Birdy: And what about a yellow light? 

Charlie: If you floor it, you can make it! 

Birdy: …No—

Angel: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

Alastor: Alright, listen up you little shits. 

Alastor: Not you Birdy. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

*Squad is playing Among Us* 

Lucifer: I believe Vaggie is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Alastor, what were you doing? 

Alastor: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

Vaggie: What's this? 

Chalie, hugging Vaggie: Affection! 

Vaggie: Disgusting. 

Vaggie: ...Do it again.

Vaggie: Any idiot would know that. 

Nifty: I knew that! 

Vaggie: See?

Lucifer: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Charlie: We’re kind of missing something guys. 

Angel: Cohesion? 

Vaggie: Teamwork? 

Husk: A general sense of what we’re doing? 

Lucifer: And Birdy is not here. 

Husk: Oh, and that, yeah.

Lucifer: I hate you with every inch of my body! 

Alastor: That’s not a lot of inches.

*in a group chat* 

Angel: First one to reply is gat. 

Angel: *gay 

Angel: Wait...

Birdy: *eating a cinnamon roll* 

Everyone: Cannibalism. 

Birdy: *confused chewing noises*

Angel: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. 

Husk: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* 

Birdy: ...Thanks.

Birdy: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. 

Alastor: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

A/n: Hope You enjoyed!!

Taglist: @crazed-flower, @nanamunath, @preferably-fictional, @eccedentesiast-sapphic, @leximus98, @cupidsgift, @mag-chan, @stygianoir, @thereeallink, @yelloeukulele, @mariaclarade-la-cruz1, blurpleuni-squid, @galaxywing-has-adhd, @just-here-reading, @deez-nuts0, @strawberry-gothic, @purplerose291,@1-800-mocha, @trashbin-nie, @queenmizuki, @nkirukaj @bennythebitch @otherthoughtsofbu, @fantasycantasy, @hunnybee11626, @notally-tormal, @valerie-36, @lovingyeet, @holographicage, @har-har-harvey, @i-love-jafar, @cupidsgift, @meow-meowo, @theblueslytherin, @deadt3tinside, @lyralibra, @the-unhinged-raccoon, @avitute, @alastorswifeee, @stygianoir, @sideshow-b0b, @deadlymouse123, @mysingularitybts, @emotionalfangirl2002, @t0xic1vi, @goodlittlepup, @starsatmyhome, @wendds, @reader3, @redfoxgotlost, @hurthermore, @frostychurro, @isa-dragon, @makandcheese04, @sassypeiceofshit, @kenzi-woycehoski, @otherthoughtsofbu

#hazbin hotel #x reader #x reader fic #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #hazbin alastor #alastor altruist #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #alastor #alastor x you #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor x angel!reader #alastor x wife reader #alastor x y/n

[jackie-and-gecko]

Hi! You’re pictured BOB Spamton’s are very cute! I’m willing to put in the effort of adopting them!

How much for them?

Howdy! Thanks for getting in touch - the two B0Bs are 30 Kr0mer a piece or 50 for the pair!

As a [Specil] Sunday deal, Spamton Prime is willing to let them both go for 45 Kr0mer if you “D3AL ACCEPTED [sign contract here] NO REFUNDS [takebacks!] or [ol’ switcharoo]!!”

Better get in quick, Bologna Sandwich saw us talking about adoption and he got really excited! He’s not smart enough to know it’s him, but he managed to notice a sock in the picture you replied to and I think his tiny brain is hoping he’ll finally get picked up 😅 Craig has not noticed and is scrunching around in the dirt outside….

#asks #SpamsAdventureDaycare #spamton #deltarune #spamton g spamton #the skrunkly #deltarune fanart #spamtong #spantong #my art

[lovelymlem]

fun fact, bob has tentacles.

He uses them if he can't use his arms to grab other things.

y/n being one of them.

#lovelymlem #v0re blog #b0b v3ls3b #safe vore #soft v0re #silly man

[ectodrool]

Icon commission for B0B-2 on FA!

#clean furry #sfw furry #digital art #commission #furry #anthro

[appledumplinslover]

🍭Hello! I'm Alex/Ruth, I'm 15 years old and I'm a proship and l//licom

🌈My fandoms are: Le4rningblocks, H4ppy Tr3e Fr1ends, Poror0, T4yo The Little Bus, starting to watch Azum4nga Dai0h and B0b The Bu1lder, C0okie Run, etc. (adding numbers to this so antis won't find me)

🎒I go by She/He/They pronouns and I'm Autistic.

🍎BYI: I'm autistic so please use tone tags, I will only tell my socials and show my artwork to anyone who's my friend, I may make NSFW jokes and comments and if I accidentally hurt and/or trigger you, please let me know

🍠DNI: antis, anyone with irl gore in their profile, under 12, zionists and anyone who supports any problematic users, anti para and pro contact paras

🍯Thin Ice: nice antis

#i am a proshipper #proshipper #proship safe #proship #proship please interact #proshippers please interact #proshippers are valid #anti harassment #antis dni

[pomni-xddcc]

H-h1 P-pOmN1! W-woUld y0u LiKe b0b@?? *She says, holding out boba*

🧋

-@ask-muslim-anon / Nissrine

OHUH THANKYOU SORRY IN A RUSH THANK YOU.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #amazing digital circus #digital circus #pomniposting

[junkokx]

TW// BNB, @M04@LT4@ AND GR00M!NG

Friendly reminder it's completely valid to harass B0b @nd B0s!p fans, even if they state it thousands of times they don't support @m04@lt4@, their STILL using HIS characters so not only do they support @m04, they probably also support gr00m!ng as whole, so when you say DoN't HaRaSs bNB fAnS your basically saying yeah let's support somebody who supports GR00M!NG

anyway Merry Christmas BnB fans <3 yk...cause this is probably a hard time for yall LMFAO

#fnf #fridaynightfunkin #bobandbosip #bob and bosip #amoraltra #grooming #rant #tw bnb #tw bob and bosip #tw amoraltra #tw grooming #christmas #indie games #im autistic don't hate