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escargon · 2 years
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Like as someone who has made a few incorrect-quotes type posts if you know the characters it's not that hard to use a few more brain cells to pick ones that are actually funny and in character
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viintxgephrxg · 2 years
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— CRÈME DE LA MEME
[Anpu cast as memes, vines and b99 prompts ft. Frank Castle and Matt Murdock]
Because I want to
[Y/Name]: Move! GET BACK!
Harrow: Let me in! I be I-G-G-Y!
Moon System: Oh my god no! Do not let him in!
[Y/Nams]: *pushing the door closed on Harrow* I’m trying!
[Y/Name]: And if I run and leap at dad he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Comin’ in!
Marc: No holding artifacts!
[Y/Name]: *leaps into his arms forcing him to drop precious artifacts to catch them*
[Y/Name]: When I die give my father my regards
Harrow: What shall I tell him?
[Y/Name]: Regards
Harrow: *unleashes Ammit and kills thousands*
[Y/Name]: *unlocking their full potential as the avatar to Anubis, slides on sunglasses* Cowabunga it is
Frank: *got close to them in their time spent together* What if I just adopted you?
[Y/Name]: Bet
Marc: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Anubis: I’ve only had [Y/Name] for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself
[Y/Name]: Hey how many one-a-day vitamins should I take?
Frank: They’re one-a-day vitamins
[Y/Name]: *shrugs still confused*
Frank: *visible disappointment*
[Y/Name]: *drinking from a water bottle*
Layla: Can I get a sip of your water?
[Y/Name]: It’s not water
Jake: Vodka. I like your style!
[Y/Name]: It’s vinegar
Frank: W-what?
[Y/Name]: It’s vinegar. Pussy!
Harrow: *breathes*
[Y/Name]: Do you ever shut the fuck up?!
Marc: What’d he do?
[Y/Name]: Bitch gonna breathe
Marc: Why would you do that?
Matt and Frank: *arguing*
[Y/Name]: *Londoner accent* Ooh, a lover’s quarrel
Frank: No damn brat, we’re just really tired
[Y/Name]: I didn’t ask for a part two
[Y/Name]: *working together with NYPD* The gun’s not loaded, I just want to cock it and say a cool cop catchphrase *cocks gun* New York’s Finest just got a whole lot finer
[Y/Name]: Lookin’ right because you left, lookin’ left because you don’t treat me right, lookin’ up because you let me down, lookin’ down because you fucked up
Frank: Kid, I swear to god if you don’t leave me the fuck alone—
Matt: You can’t just swipe cases from the detectives!
[Y/Name]: That last one didn’t even take me long
Matt: That’s because it was 98% solved!
[Y/Name]: The last 2% is the hardest to get, that’s why they leave it in the milk
Matt: ಠ_ಠ
[Y/Name]: Don’t worry about my dads, they won’t do anything
Potential S/O: *looks to the three men on the couch* You’re not going to do anything?
Frank, Matt, Moon System: Nah. We’re most definitely gonna beat the shit outta you
Potential S/O: They’re lying?
Frank, Matt, Moon System: They’re lying
[Y/Name]: What’s the second to last letter of the alphabet?
Layla: ‘Y’?
[Y/Name]: Because I want to know
Layla: *through grit teeth* [N/Name] get the fuck outta my goddamn face
Layla: Check yourself before you wreck yourself, swerve, pop lock and DROP the attitude okay?
[Y/Name]: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Frank: Hey kid, Madani needs someone to fill up a line-up.. think you could help out?
[Y/Name]: Sure
[Y/Name]: *in the line-up* This is taking too long! I’M GONNA MISS THE FARMER’S MARKET!
[Y/Name] to Matt: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area
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Master List
WIP-Some links can not be added at this time, so they are posted below the description
Grisha Universe
As Incorrect Quotes
As You Think I'm Funny
As GirlFoe
As Teen Wolf Quotes
Incorrect Quotes: You Are My Friend
As Onion Headlines
As Scrub Quotes
Incorrect Quotes: Fire
Incorrect Quotes: Second Guess
NetflixMarvel Defenders
Daredevil
Incorrect Quotes: White Collar
Incorrect Quotes: Disappointing God
Incorrect Quotes: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Incorrect Quotes: Lying
Incorrect Quotes: The Office
Claire Temple is an ANGEL
Defenders
As Tumblr Quotes
As Parks and Rec Quotes
Incorrect Quotes: Matt, you go first
Disney+ Marvel
Moon Knight As
Memes I found (1)
Wandavision As
Vampire Academy
Incorrect Quotes: Burn the hospital to the ground
Incorrect Quotes: Aquarium
Incorrect Quotes: Bob's Burgers (1)
Incorrect Quotes: Extra Virgin
Incorrect Quotes: Bob's Burgers (2)
Incorrect Quotes: iZombie (1)
Incorrect Quotes: HIMYM (1)
Incorrect Quotes: Bob's Burgers (3)
Incorrect Quotes: THE Sydney
As Office Quotes
Incorrect Quotes: Community (1)
Uncle Randall?
As Memes I Found (1)
Ninja Report
Incorrect Quotes: Avoidance
Incorrect Quotes: Modern Family
DC Comics
BatFam
Incorrect Quotes: Listening to me
Incorrect Quotes: What Jason does for a living
Incorrect Quotes: Crossword
Incorrect Quotes: Psych
Incorrect Quotes: Ice Age
Incorrect Quotes: Get Your Demon
Damian Learns To Have Siblings (1)
Damian Learns To Have Siblings (2)
Incorrect Quotes: Community
Breakfast with the BatFam (1)
Damian Learns To Have Siblings (3)
Incorrect Quotes: Community (2)
As Psych
Incorrect Quotes: Wanted
Incorrect Quotes: Lost Child
Incorrect Quotes: Godparent
Breakfast with the BatFam (2)
Justice League
Incorrect Quotes: Don't even go there
Titans
Incorrect Quotes: Good Morning
White Collar
Incorrect Quotes: Stolen Toaster
Incorrect Quotes: That Asshole
Would you break me out of jail?
Abandonment issues
As iZombie Quotes
As Vine (1)
Incorrect Quotes: Community (1)
Incorrect Quotes: Community (2)
Incorrect Quotes: Catching Neal
As HIMYM Quotes (1)
As HIMYM Quotes (2)
As HIMYM Quotes (3)
As Onion Headlines (1)
As New Girl Quotes (1)
As Community Quotes (1)
Incorrect Quotes: 30 Rock
Incorrect Quotes: Space Force
Incorrect Quotes: Other way
Incorrect Quotes: Psych (1)
Incorrect Quotes: Scrubs
As Self Care
As Stupid
Incorrect Quotes: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Clichés
Hyper Specific Quotes
Umbrella Academy
As Bob's Burgers Quotes (1)
As Bob's Burgers Quotes (2)
As Good Thing I'm An Uncle
As Tumblr Quotes
Witcher
Incorrect Quote: Mistake
Incorrect Quotes: Nightmare
Parks and Rec
Chris Stare
Skullduggery Pleasant
Daddy Issues
Grimm
Incorrect Quotes: Bob's Burgers (1)
Incorrect Quotes: Kelly's First Hunt
100% Accurate Quote
Cannibalism
B99
Incorrect Quotes: Scrubs
As Beautiful Eyes
Incorrect Quotes: It Was Jake
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nah-thanks-m8 · 1 year
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That's such a cool story!! How's your fiance liking it? I love your B99 comparison, it works shockingly well. I usually like to say it's the embodiment of the, "let me see what you have/A KNIFE!/NO!" vine, in a fantasy world over the course of.... however many books it is now (I never know whether to call theft of swords one book or two, you know how it goes). anyway, pleasure to make your acquaintance!
She is liking it I think! I definitely agree with your assessment of the 𝓭𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓬 𝓭𝓾𝓸 and I too am not entirely sure about the numbering of the books. I consider them to be like... two volume novels? It's super weird lmao.
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madeliefkrans · 1 year
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vandaag is mijn tumblr-jubileum. twaalf jaar! shout-out naar de mensen die ontdekken dat ik op tumblr ben opgegroeid en zeggen: dat verklaart zo veel!!!! ik ben de original social jusitice warrior, ik ben de meme queen, ik citeer vines op de meest willekeurige momenten, ik herinner me al mijn fandoms: vampire diaries, skins, animanga (kimi ni todoke, ao haru ride, hirunaka no ryuusei, natsume yuujinchou, mushishi, honey and clover, tonari no kaibutsu-kun, swimming anime!!!, kimi to boku, tsuritama, no. 6, lovely complex, nana (doet nog steeds pijn tbh) cowboy bebop, en zo veel meer!!!!), films, jdrama’s, kdrama’s, series (twin peaks, stranger things, mr. robot, the get down, b99 (weet je nog toen rosa bi bleek te zijn!!!!), anne with an e). 
deze website, mijn blogs waren vaak de enige plek waar ik mezelf kon zijn. die behoefte aan een eigen plek is ook de reden dat ik een paar keer van blog ben gewisseld. op een gegeven moment voelde ik me te bekeken door mijn volgers. ik ben zo dankbaar dat ik hier kon opgroeien. dankbaar voor alle mensen die ik hier ontmoet en gesproken heb. ik ben nu 26 en elk jaar vraag ik me af of dit jaar het jaar zal zijn dat ik inactief zal worden, zoals veel van de blogs die ik in al die jaren ben gaan volgen. ik denk het niet, ik hecht zo veel waarde aan deze plek. 
mijn blog voelt als mijn eigen museum.
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incorrect-b99 · 2 years
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Jake: Sorry, but you’re under arrest for robbery.
Amy: What did I steal?
Jake, trying not to cry: My heart.
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natewrightt · 3 years
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me: *has the littlest of problems*
me:
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incorrectsb99 · 3 years
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Jake: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Rosa?
Rosa: no
Charles: i do.
Jake: i know Charles
Charles: I'm sad.
Jake: i know Charles
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hadesisqueer · 3 years
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Harriet: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by team RWBY.
Vine: Agreed.
Marrow: Take it to the grave?
Elm: To the grave.
Harriet: This conversation never happened.
Vine: I don't even know who you are.
Elm: ... that's hurtful.
Marrow: Yeah, you took it too far.
Harriet: That's a weird thing for a bunch of strangers to say.
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arcticcanyons · 3 years
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Amy: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Rosa?
Rosa: No.
Jake: I do!
Amy: I know, Jake.
Jake: I'm sad.
Amy: I know, Jake.
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fawad-khan · 3 years
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No one:
Holt: cheddar, you dupitious bitch!
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starsync52 · 3 years
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Stop Scrolling!
Hello! Yes you there!
I’m here to tell you that you look SNAZZY today!
Also remember to have some water! (You look a little parched)
Have a nice day!
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creativity360 · 3 years
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Grape Vine Update
The grape plant is flourishing just like the potatoes are!
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I have time for 15 more compliments
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*Five walking in with a mannequin*
Five: WHERES DOLORES?!?!
Luther: isn’t she right there with you?
Five: THIS BITCH? Please!
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thetwiceexceptional · 4 years
Conversation
Jake Peralta: Ames, look, it's the good kush.
Amy Santiago: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
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