New meatgenders just dropped!
From the most recent ask I've received, I've felt inspired to coin a few genders!
₊✧˚﹕“ HUMANMEATGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ HUMANMEATGENDER :: – human + meat + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of humans specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Meat/meats, tooth/teeth, gore/gores, bone/bones, blood/bloods, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s, 🩸/🩸s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
₊✧˚﹕“ MUTTONGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ MUTTONGENDER :: – mutton + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of sheep specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Sheep/sheeps, ram/rams, ewe/ewes, baa/baa's, wool/wools, fluff/fluffs, mutton/muttons, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐑/🐑s, 🐏/🐏s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
₊✧˚﹕“ BEEFGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ BEEFGENDER :: – beef + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of cows, bulls and oxen specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration ::Cow/cows, bull/bulls, ox/oxen, moo/moo's, cattle/cattles, beef/beefs, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐄/🐄s, 🐂/🐂s, 🐃/🐃s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
₊✧˚﹕“ PORKGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ PORKGENDER :: – pork + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of pigs specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Pig/pigs, hog/hogs, oink/oinks, pink/pinks, mud/muds, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐷/🐷s, 🐽/🐽s, 🐖/🐖s,🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
₊✧˚﹕“ POULTRYGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ POULTRYGENDER :: – poultry + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of fowl (such as chickens, ducks, pheasants and turkeys) specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Fowl/fowls, chicken/chickens, duck/ducks, pheasant/phaesants, turkey/turkeys, wing/wings, feather/feathers, poultry/poultry's, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐓/🐓s, 🐔/🐔s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
₊✧˚﹕“ CRABMEATGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ CRABMEATGENDER :: – crab + meat + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of crabs specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Crab/crabs, hermit/hermits, beach/beach's, sand/sands, sea/seas, river/rivers, marine/marines, ocean/oceans, coral/corals, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🦀/🦀s, 🌊/🌊s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀s, 🦴/🦴s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
₊✧˚﹕“ FISHMEATGENDER “﹕ ˚✧₊
☆✦ FISHMEATGENDER :: – fish + meat + gender ☆✦
✦☆ – A gender related to the meat of fish specifically. A subset of meatgender.
✦☆ Neopronoun inspiration :: Fish/fish's, tuna/tuna's, salmon/salmons, sea/seas, river/rivers, marine/marines, ocean/oceans, bubble/bubbles, gore/gores, bone/bones, meat/meats, 🐟/🐟s, 🐠/🐠s, 🥩/🥩s, 💀/💀, 🦴/🦴s.
✦☆ – Term coining and flag by me
✦☆ – These genders are not masculine, feminine, or neutral in nature. They could be interpreted as feeling like the flesh of a dead animal (or human), it could metaphorically have to do with meat, it could be a gorey or downright scary gender, but that's all up to you!
✦☆ – All flags (except humanmeatgender) are made utilizing and referencing the sheepgender, cowgender, piggender, chickengender, crabgender and fishgender flags, in combination with the meatgender flag.
✦☆ – I don't know who needed this, but you're welcome! :)
– mod Apollo 👽🛸!!! ☆✦
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i love hearing about people's fic plans/wips so 👀🤲 if you're still answering these!!!
answering below the cut!! thank youuu :-) <33
👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!
okay both of these are from a la/ndoscar wip bc its the only one im like . actively writing rn lmao. its basically a sheep farmer lando retirement fic but not rly bc i dont know if i want lando to retire or if its just a prolonged injury type thing. the whole premise is very silly and self indulgent bc my ultimate dream is to become a sheep farmer lolll .... also very inspired by a sheep farmer i used to date. anyway lando gets injured and kind of freaks out because all he knows how to do is race (just based on the fact that irl he like . keeps saying all the time that he's not good at anything else) and decides to move out on the country side and take care of sheep (he does this because of one (1) thing his sister says as a joke). he kind of cuts ties with anything racing related and just dedicates his life to these sheep .... and then after a few months oscar shows up at his door and kind of forces himself back into lando's life :-) lando also has a dog and her name is tracy . very important !!!
🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?
Lando doesn’t finish his coffee. It gets cold between his hands as they talk, the elephant in the room slowly retreating. It’s nice. Lando can’t recall what he’s been so scared of, not when the tightness in his shoulders releases bit by bit, kneaded out by Oscar’s howling laugh.
They head out to the sheep, after. It’s been raining all day, so Lando has to rummage through his wardrobe for another pair of wellies for Oscar to borrow. Lando remembers the reason they were demoted to back-up wellies as Oscar complains about them taking in water.
It’s not a long walk to the stable. Or— Lando doesn’t even know if it’s called a stable, or if that’s just for horses. But that’s what he calls it, the grey stone building with its tiny windows and mud floor. It looks a little run down at first glance, but it works well enough to keep the sheep warm during winter, its thick walls keeping the worst of the cold at bay.
Lando holds the door for Oscar, and it creaks like it always does when it’s opened further than forty-five degrees. The sheep started bleating the second Lando put his fingers on the handle, but it’s louder now, an earsplitting cacophony of baas. Oscar’s mouth falls open and he stops dead in the doorway.
“Go on then,” Lando says and pushes his knuckles into Oscar’s back. It’s not like there’s an absurd amount of sheep. There’s eleven of them; seven ewes, one ram, and three lambs. Maybe it’s the smell he’s shocked about. It’s pretty pungent if you’re not used to it, sticks to your nostrils and hair and clothes.
“You’re like— you’re actually a sheep farmer, mate.”
Lando looks down at his Carhartt overalls and mud caked wellies. He has the look down, at least.
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Talk about Toby
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
But none for you, is there Toby? No soft place to fall.
No warm wool to wrap up in.
No ewe to call you to the sweet green grass or ram to protect you from the circling wolves. Only cold flooded sewers and food from a dumpster. Some part of me is shocked you've not been eaten by rats.
Can't trust anyone enough to let them help you either. You're trapped in a cycle. I worry it will destroy you, but I know you wont let me help. Not really. Not in a way that matters.
So I'll stand to the side and we can be friends or you can destroy me since apparently you can and it would be easy. No one would care if you did. If anything, you'd get praised for it.
Or maybe, hopefully, one day, you'll trust me just enough to let me help you even a little bit.
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