Here I am...
Just trying to make nice, comfortable, SFW references anyone can use...
But noooo these social media AI filter bots gotta get all in a huff because BABY GOT BACK
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*camping during a mission*
Deidara: Goddamn … I just can’t fall asleep, hm.
Tobi: Are you cold, Senpai? You want me to build the fire back up?
Deidara: I’m not cold, I just feel so restless. How do you relax when you can’t sleep?
Tobi: Well, you know, when Tobi was a child, Tobi’s grandmother would sing to him, to help him sleep. So sometimes, now, Tobi will sing to himself. Do … do you want Tobi to sing to you, too?
Deidara: Sure, why not? Give me your best.
Tobi: Okay, Senpai!
Tobi: *clears throat a bunch and starts to sing softly*
Tobi: I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other ninjas can’t deny! When a blonde walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get —
Deidara: Hey! What the fuck?! How is THAT supposed to put me to sleep??
Tobi: S-sorry, senpai. I guess I was just suddenly inspired …
Deidara: Hey, wait … aren’t the lyrics “When a GIRL walks in”? Why did you change it to blonde??
Tobi, laying behind Deidara, blushing: N-no idea …
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