#baby lawyer

[lawschoolruinedme]

“But Being A Lawyer Is Better Than Law School, Right?”

#lawblr #real lawblr #mine #baby lawyer

[giftedchildturns40]

I work at a small law firm with only 4 attorneys, and I’m the only female attorney. The men all wear bow ties—it’s like the firm’s little gimmick. Well I’m a team player sometimes, so when I’m in court, I wear one too. I get a lot of looks, especially in the more rural circuits, but I think it’s patently absurd that we decided only men get to wear this really fun accessory. So please excuse the bathroom selfie but I am making it werk.

#Gendered accessories are stupid

#lawyering #juvenile court #bow tie #baby lawyer #butch positivity

[babylawyerruns]

I think I’m still deeply haunted by that law school clinic I did, where I thought I was doing really well and my clinic professor told me 9 weeks into the semester that they thought maybe I had a cognitive impairment and had noticed “red flags” in class and here I was thinking I was doing a good job. I think ever since that I’m like deeply afraid that I’m fucking up beyond repair and have no idea I’m doing it and I’m blissfully unaware. That’s what happened then- when I literally thought everything was fine and had been getting fine feedback and all the sudden months into the semester I was told I was apparently fucking up?

What’s funny is later one of the professors said that she didn’t know the other professor was gonna take it in that direction. And the example the professor gave was sort of bs. But it still haunts me cause like… damn !!! For someone who views their value as what they do for work and their work product and like very much thinks I’m only worth something if I do a good job - that was really fucking awful man. And I project that on everything.

#personal #rant #I’m feeling things this evening #reflecting lmao #lawblr #lawyer #baby lawyer #law school fucked me up #and all I got was massive debt

[musicalwhales]

First time solo in court tomorrow

#baby lawyer #working em

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael shows FNAF movie Mike his son,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf helpy #helpy #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf pizzeria simulator #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #THE BABY boy the sweetest lil guy helpy is here 💜 #I adore Helpy and been meaning to draw him for awhile! #finally Michael shows his son #Michael has no fear of lawsuits cause he has the best lawyer (Helpy) #Mike isn’t ready for that though #he’s gonna have to be cause Freddy’s get lawsuits often #BUT why does that matter look at helpy 💜💜💜 he’s all that matters

[bruciemilf]

"You're laughing," Bruce deadpans, and even with those contacts on, that burning glow of anger lights up his brown eyes whiskey golden. "Our toddler stole your car, robbed a toy store, and you're laughing."

"You look so beautiful when you're angry. "

"Harvey."

"Doll. It's funniest shit ever," Harvey exclaims, holding a pleased looking Jason, happy as a clam, cuddling a wonder woman kangaroo plushie.

Jason giggles, " shit!"

Bruce groans. Harvey grins harder, "That's funny too! Come on, you're tellin' me our kid ran over the clown, and you don't find it funny in the slightest."

"Not at all."

"You're just mad you didn't ran over him first."

Bruce doesn't deny that. "He's taking the toys back."

"Eh, come on."

"Harvey."

"Oh, what are ya gonna do? Send me back to arkham?"

---

"You don't listen to him, kiddo," Harvey says, behind a wall of glass, back in his orange scrubs. Harv is irritated with him because his Bruce time is limited. "You're gonna do great things. Great, destructive things."

Jason laughs, two front teeth missing after following Dick on patrol. Turns out flying takes more than self-confidence and prayer. "Shit."

Harvey still laughs like a maniac.

#harvey for the dad who always gets the kids out of trouble. i bet he givem them lawyer gift cards but only to annoy bruce specifically #bruce wayne #harvey dent #two face #dc two face #bruharvey #twobats #jason todd #baby jason todd #text #text post #fluff #batdad

[althememelord]

It's scary isn't it when a barrister more senior than you contacts you for help. Because oh! Oh no! I'm the one you're coming to for help.

#lawyer #legal #baby lawyer #haha im scared #mama #pls don't do this to me #barrister #working at the bar #baby barrister

[sunfyredefender77]

#asoiaf #alicent hightower #team alicent #pro alicent hightower #queen alicent #my queen #show alicent #alicent defender #alicent's lawyer #my baby #my pookie #olivia cooke #house of the dragon #team green #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

more recurring symbolism in fob songs

don’t let pete near a bridge with a box of matches i beg

#he’s a hazard #i’m surprised the flame thrower bass hasn’t taken anyone’s eyebrows #specifically patrick #i feel like he’d be the first to lose his eyebrows bc of pete #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today #nobody puts baby in the corner #i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off (me and you) #fourth of july #take this to your grave #from under the cork tree #infinity on high #american beauty/american psycho

[satanscheeto]

that one will wood lyric

#thermodynamic lawyer #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood #autism creature #cry like a baby #with autism #strapped to a ceiling fan

[undead-knick-knack]

Ashton and Imogen are both the #1 FCG Defender

#they both love that little guy so much #critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #ashton greymoore #imogen temult #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #he's baby #lawyers #defense lawyers #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[lawschoolruinedme]

Issuing a Crossclaim Like

#lawblr #real lawblr #baby lawyer #mine

[giftedchildturns40]

Another day in court (probate today), so another bow tie post. I’m kind of serving “cater waiter” more than “attorney” but I still like the look.

#Lesbian Couture #Gay Lawyering

#baby lawyer #bow tie #butch positivity #lawyering #wills and estate #lesbian

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

To me, the biggest difference between comic Wallace and Anime Wallace is that Comic Wallace is like a normal guy who (imo) is very obviously still just a 25 year old making stupid decisions and working in shitty jobs and barely getting by, and he just looks more competent when standing next to massive boy-failure Scott (and because hes sassy and carefree). and Anime Wallace is beloved by the universe, so he just gets an acting job for being Wallace, with 5 stunt doubles (that he bargained for with a lawyer Comic Wallace probably could never afford. Seriously, where did he get that money??? Did he seduce a lawyer???????) and a millionaire husband, and lives in a millionaire mansion where he drinks all day and never has to work again. And like good for him, I guess? Slay.

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #wallace wells #been meaning to make this post for awhile #comic wallace is so normal #and then anime Wallace just gets everything ever imaginable #and im not even hating on this #its funny and like yes queen slay #but it also feels so very unusual- #“get a better lawyer baby” WHERE DID YOU GET THAT LAWYER THO???? #tell me how Envy. popstar Envy Adams got a WORSE lawyer than Wallace who barely pays rent????? #he signed the contract BEFORE he got any actor money so where did that money come from??? #maybe he took a loan out and paid it off with his acting money #thats probably it

[andorerso]

WIP Something

Jyn lets out a derisive huff, but she can’t really argue that point. “Oh yeah, you made a woman come. Congratulations. Do you want a cookie?”

Sure, she’s had partners who couldn’t find the clit with a map, but really. The bar is on the floor.

“I want you…” he begins, his voice a whisper, and suddenly their lips are inches apart, and Jyn isn’t moving. He trails off, his sentence open-ended, and the way he’s looking at her leaves her heart pounding in her chest.

“You want me to what?” she asks, just as quiet, and unable to tear her eyes away.

#WHAT DO YOU THINK JYN #she's so silly <3 #divorce lawyers au #oh yeah we're back baby #rebelcaptain

[remi-briggs]

no you dont understand phillip cannot be a jewel thief, he cannot be a reformed criminal, as much as it pains me he cannot even be retired mi6 for he is just some guy

#he was in the grocery store and accidentally bumped into benoit #he ordered coffee and accidentally picked up the one with benoits name on it #he was in his baby-lawyer associate era and met benoit in the hallway of the law firm #stared at him a little too long while walking so he tripped and all his files went flying but benoit helped him pick them up #he was just some guy #but benoit took one look #and said 'i want this one' #so he married him #the real post happens in the tags #it is so important to me i will go feral #phillip some guy blanc #and benoit worlds greatest detective blanc #THE couple of 2023 #glass onion #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #philloit