#baby satan
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more baby satan ! ft little asmo <3
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I really like the idea of Satan being born like a literary a baby but growing fast like Renesmee from twilight.
Mammon: "Lucifer!! I lost the thing!!"
Very exhausted Lucifer: "that thing, is above you".
Que toddler Satan hanging off the ceiling like a cat .
Asmo: "does this mean we gotta go clothing shopping again this week?"
Lucifer trying to pull Satan down, que screaming, growing, feral child.
"Lucifer, he is growing again".
"Am very VERY much aware Belphine".
"Maybe he is hungry?".
"Not everyone is hungry every 30 minutes Beel".
"Uhhh, Lucifer do you need help?"
Lucifer being attacked and bitten for the ninth time, again.
"I'm fine.".
"Yeahhh, why don't we take Satan for a bit while you sleep?".
Lucifer literally throwing his brothers out of his room being he is never going to waste an opportunity to get away from his feral son.
"Maybe we should ask Diavolo for extended maternity leave....".
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me lucifer#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me mammon#baby satan#father lucifer
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-random incorrect quotes-
Levi: I didn't choose the otaku life, the otaku life choose me
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Mc: simeon I accidentally ate Solomon's cooking how long will I live?
Simeon: .... Rest in peace Mc, you were a kind and loving human
Mc: I'M NOT DEAD yet
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Mc *to baby Satan*: *covering their face with both their hands* where is my smile and my will to live? ~
Mc: *showed their face with a desperate and tired look* gone.
Baby Satan: ....
#obey me#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shall we date#obey me mc#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#simeon obey me#obey me solomon#baby satan
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#satan#satanism#the devil#lucifer#gifs#damien#satans spawn#son of the satan#666#666 satan#666 aesthetic#the number of the beast is 666#666 baby#666 gifs#baby satan#satanic#hail satan#obey me satan#lilith#lilith obey me#lilith speaks
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Lucifer: I keep finding handfuls of cat treats in my pockets. When asked about this, Satan said, "In case we see some cats."
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Baby sleeping 🤝 sleeping baby
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This idea has been in my head for too long.
(And ofc now I know satan came out as a fully fledged adult but still baby satan but still bebe satan 🤲🤲🤲)
#myart#digital art#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me satan#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#lucifer#satan#diavolo#barbatos#baby satan#obey me fanart#obey me comic
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mammon taking care of baby satan is the only thing keeping me going rn
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Incorrect quotes#661 Morningstar Fam
Satan, as a child, reading his school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Satan, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you-
Luci:...
Mc:...that kid is gonna go places*nods head proudly*
Luci: Yeah to the time-out corner-*Rolling his eyes as he rubs his temples*
...We have Crow family,We have Luke's Quadrio parents unit...now let's mix it up with Some Morningstar family, what do you guys think? Yay or Nay?
#obey me#obey me!#obey me! mc#obey me mc#obey me x mc#obey me x gn!mc#obey me x reader#obey me x gn!reader#obey me lucifer#obey me satan#daddy lucifer#angy son#baby satan#parent mc#morningstar family#obey me incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#lucifer x mc#lucifer x reader#platonic mc x satan#the morningstar fam
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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes
A/N: I know I’ve recently done this, but I feel bad for not doing requests, and these are really fun, so I hope you enjoy! A fluffy Mammon request is currently being made, so watch out for that~
Some MC x Brothers
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Beelzebub: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Belphegor: Hey- what are you doing-?
Beelzebub, shoving an oreo into his mouth: I am saving space :D
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*MC is beta reading on of Simeon’s stories*
MC: Wow, Simeon! This story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Simeon: Romance?
MC: I have a crush on them.
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Mammon, texting the HoL gc: I’m a theif.
Satan: Thief.
Mammon: Theif.
Asmodeus: I before E except after C.
Mammon: Thceif.
Belphegor: NO.
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Beelzebub: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Satan: I hate that you’re wrong.
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Mammon: Thanks for not telling Lucifer what happened.
Satan, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Mammon: *Gasp*
Satan: What??
Mammon: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Satan: *inhales*
Lucifer, in another room with MC: Why can I hear screeching?
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Belphegor: We all have our demons.
MC, grabbing Mammon: This one’s mine.
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Lucifer: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Satan: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Lucifer: You have to teach Belphie how to drive.
Satan: ...put the band-aid back on.
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Baby! Satan: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Lucifer: Not again
Baby! Satan: Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Leviathan: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Baby! Satan: What now?
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Simeon: Editor's note: What the fuck?
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Satan: Fine! I don't give a shit!
Lucifer: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.
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Mammon: Guess what I'm about to get!
Lucifer: On my nerves.
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Young Beel, when he’s upset: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Mammon: You’re too young to have enemies.
Young Beel: You don’t even know.
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Beelzebub: What did you order this morning?
Asmodeus: What do you mean?
Beelzebub: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.
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Barbatos: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
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Asmodeus: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
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Barbatos: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
MC: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Barbatos: ...That'll work.
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my baby, my baby. you're my baby, say it to me
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BE: Aesthetically Pleasing
Originally written May 2023
AO3 - I usually post here first!
Part 1 Part
Human AU Masterlist
Characters Active: Simeon (23), Asmodeus (16), Satan (1)
Ship(s): pre-established Simeon/Barbatos
Trigger/content warnings: none
Headcanons/notes from the author: hehe…
Brief Blurb: Simeon can’t get their mind off of the pretty goth that keeps showing up at work.
Taglist: @graveswrites
“Simeon, is everything okay?”
The person in question snapped out of their trance, giving Asmodeus their full attention. “Whatever do you mean?”
“You’re twirling your hair around your finger and spacing out. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you do that before.” Asmodeus rubbed Satan’s back when he began to whine, and resumed bouncing him on her hip.
Simeon quickly took their hand away from their hair, face growing hot as they began to feel silly about it. “I… haven’t really had my hair this long before, so that’s probably why. Sorry.”
Tilting her head, Asmodeus asked, “Wait, why are you sorry?”
“I… don’t know. I thought maybe you were pointing it out because it was bad.”
“No, of course not.” Asmodeus waved away the thought, then quickly returned her hand to Satan’s back to soothe him. “I thought maybe something was wrong since you are so spacey.”
“Nothing’s wrong.”
After a moment of quiet, Asmodeus asked, “Then… what is it?”
Simeon snorted and shook their head. “You’re nosey.” They glanced at the pot on the stove, then added, “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to tell you, but you can’t tell Lucifer.”
“Ooh, keeping secrets from Luci?”
Rolling their eyes, Simeon told them, “Sure.” Asmodeus switched the hip Satan was resting on, then leaned against the counter. Suddenly more nervous, Simeon began to fiddle with their hair again. “That wealthy regular brought a friend with him yesterday.”
“Oh…?”
“Yeah. A really… intimidating and pretty goth person. They were really aesthetically pleasing, so I’ve been thinking about them a lot.” Simeon huffed and crossed their arms. “Then he brought them with him again today too. The beautiful goth is just… so polite, too.” They shifted their weight and averted their gaze, realizing how weird it probably sounded when they talked about it. “I dunno why I’m so infatuated. It’s strange.”
Asmodeus giggled and shrugged. “Knowing you, it’s probably not going to become anything romantic. Maybe you just have a squish.”
“Probably.” Simeon sighed and stared off for a moment. “They’re so pretty. I really don’t want to stare at them like some sort of weirdo, but just…”
“Yeah, that’s how I feel about Solomon.” Asmodeus rolled her eyes when Satan screeched with protest at her taking her hand away for a second to push her hair out of her face. “I mean, I doubt you’re being creepy on purpose, if at all, but you tend to be pretty obviously nervous when someone is attractive to you.”
Simeon frowned and turned away to focus on the food they were cooking. "I do not."
“Uh huh. And I don’t go to parties.” Asmodeus walked to the dining table and set Satan in the high chair, sighing when he shrieked and sobbed with displeasure. “I hope you try to befriend this person. They obviously interest you.”
Flustered, Simeon told them, “Th-That’s probably unlikely, since it’s an employee-customer situation.”
“If you say so,” Asmodeus sang out, petting Satan’s hair. The baby simmered down a bit from his fit, crying turning into sniffles. “Do you think Satan will calm down if I give him some crackers?”
“Maybe.” Simeon left the stove for a moment to dig around in the snack cupboard. “Does he still like the strawberry ones?”
“Yeah.”
Simeon passed the crackers over to Asmodeus and returned to their cooking. They couldn’t help wondering if she was right… As they stirred the food and stared into nothing, Simeon thought maybe it wouldn’t hurt to seek friendship from the pretty goth.
#butterfly effect#obey me! human au#obey me! one master to rule them all#obey me! nightbringer#simeon#asmodeus#baby satan#simebatos#simebarb#iwannawritelots
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Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Diavolo/Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)/Original Character(s), Demon Brothers & Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Lucifer & Satan (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Barbatos & Diavolo (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Barbatos & Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Lucifer/Original Male Character(s)
Characters: Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Diavolo (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Barbatos (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Satan (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), God (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Original Human Characters (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Demon Brothers (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)
Additional Tags: Minor Character Death, Original Character Death(s), Cheating, Murder, Baby Satan (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Lucifer killed his husband, very sexy of him, the husband was cheating not Lucifer, but the cops will show up anyway, Alternate Universe - Human, Not Beta Read
Series: Part 7 of Tumblr Ask Series
Summary:
This was written over the course of a summer through private asks on Tumblr between CrazyNekoChan and I.
Concept: That cheating bastard! Lucifer can't fucking believe it, his own husband David cheating on him! Did all Lucifer do for him and this family mean nothing to him?! Running around with some floozy while Lucifer juggles a law career and their feral toddler, Satan!! Oh, he's going to get it!
A couple hours later, Lucifer asks Diavolo if he and Satan can stay for a while. About the same time, Lucifer's brothers find David at home with his brains splattered across the wall.
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SO FKING CUTE
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Satan: When can I stop listening to you?
Lucifer: You have to listen to me for the rest of your life.
Satan: I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life.
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Waiting and yearning for that Satan comic 😭 I love it and I love your art. I hope you're feeling better.
MY HYPERFIXATION ON OBEY IS DEAD RIGHT NOW I ALSO WANNA FINISH THAY COMIC IM SORRY!!!!
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