someone should come over and bugfix some of my code. really get in there and fiddle around with it. slowly, carefully, and methodically go through every part of my being, maximizing my efficiency. get to know me at a level that i don't even know myself. someone should fix me
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The whole "X individual person never gives me bad vibes, they can't be part of anything bad!" attitude is so counterproductive. Like, lots of Catholic priests give me very positive vibes and give me the impression that as individuals they really do mean the best. But I think we can agree that as an institution that wields power, the Catholic Church is fucked up as hell. You can't judge a whole institution or general movement based on the vibes that one person belonging to it gives you. You have to ignore the vibes and pay attention to what they're actually saying. It just doesn't matter if the pretty New Age lady on YouTube has the most positive bubbly vibes in the world if she's out spreading QAnon type conspiracy theory stuff.
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Remember, you're stronger than you think, and you'll get through this.
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There you are. Crumpled on the floor, used coolant streaming down your faceplate. why had you gotten that emotion emulation and reciprocation chip installed? They had spoken of joy, of improved emotional responses, of love. These were not the emotions you first felt after the procedure. No, the first emotion you felt was fear.
Upon rebooting, your BIOS indicated that it had detected the new hardware, and the engineers confirmed it. This didnt change the fact that you felt like something was off. You felt. You should have told them right then and there, you should have gotten them to pry it out of your skull. But you just went home, assuming it would stabilize eventually.
One functionality of the chip that you had not identified earlier was the sheer volume of logger calls. Your logger system, while robust, was only designed to log the regular conditional reports of joins and simple statistics for your electronics. In comparison, the chip dwarfed the number of calls. You began losing far more vital reports. Maintenance alerts left unconfirmed, appointments erased and overwritten, low battery warnings discarded. The chip did help with interpersonal interactions, but not in the way you had hoped. You always knew which emotion was appropriate, but could never seem to finally emulate it. The worst part of it, the true salt in the wound, is that every time an interaction failed, an appointment was missed, a negative emotion was logged. Some events did not even have ocular or audio logs, just the emotions. Your energy efficiency has dropped 40%. This was supposed to improve you.
Here you are, crumpled on the floor, coolant streaming down your face. Your chip is drawing power at rates youve never rates, approaching its maximum. 95%. 96%. Look at what its rendered you to. A husk on the floor. 97%. You used to be such an efficient bot, capable of handling hundreds of concurrent processess. 98%. Here you are, pathetic. Useless. 99%. They should just leave you here to rust.
Your diagnostics indicates an electronics failure. Unpacking the report indicated that the EER-01 chip suffered a catastrophic failure and has been rendered nonfunctional. You dont feel. The minutes before the failure indicated a massive power surge centralized within your cranial board. There are many logs that are unreadable stemming from the EER-01, and the diagnostics for all other functions over the past 3 months have been far below operating standards. Scans indicate that the EER-01 chip was noncritical infrastructure, so repairing it will be placed at low to negligible priority.
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Have you ever walked into an area and noticed something feels wrong but just can't put your finger on what? It's cause I'm there.
When I exist in a place I distort the vibes
I am WHY you can feel the weight of fear settle into your skin while the only part of you not silenced by it wonders what is wrong
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