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mamawasatesttube · 1 day
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one of the funniest aro traits i have is that i NEVER notice people i know being romantically into each other. they can be the most obviously pining couple in the world flirting ridiculously hard right in front of me and ill just be like wow, look at us three besties all just hanging out :) and then they'll be like btw we're dating now! and ill go WHAT???? oh that was romance??? WHOA. like yay happy for you!!! i just didn't clock it at all whatsoever!!!! (part of this is that im just an affectionate person with my friends and ill happily flirt with my besties and physically lay all over them with absolutely no romantic intent. so i forget that sometimes people are flirty or always concerned with each other for romantic reasons. like. EVERY time it's just oh YEAH... i forgor again...)
anyways, i like to hand this to bart allen, aroace extraordinaire. guy who just straight up forgets romance is real and not something they made up for video games with romanceable companions. he's happy for his friends when they say they're dating someone, bc they're happy so yay! but until they come out and say it he will NOT clock any sort of romance going on.
now i also like to imagine that when the gang are all like in their late teens to early 20s, there's some RIDICULOUS lesbian drama going on. cassie and cissie have been kinda sorta dancing around each order for ages, but then after kon's death and resurrection cassie got distant and cissie and anita started spending more and more time together, and cassie isn't proud to admit it but she maaaay have gotten jealous and fucked rose about it, and now cissie is giving her the cold shoulder. and rose keeps flirting with cissie even though she and cassie keep having unplanned hookups, and anita just asked cassie to be her plus one to a wedding and cassie is shocked she didn't ask cissie and what's going on?! is anita hitting on her??? omg??? wait but what's going on with cissie?? and....
anyway, all of this to say cassie is going the fuck Through it and it's a mess that she keeps bemoaning to kon while languishing on his couch and eating all his ice cream (kon is listening wide-eyed like "wow. if i ever need romantic advice, i'll ask you and then do the exact opposite of whatever you say.") this whole ridiculous affair is going on for months.
until one day there's a core four sleepover and kon is like soooo is it the time of night where we start unpacking the latest developments in cassie's love life? and cassie goes AUURGHGHRHH!!!! yes but oh my god shut up don't say it like that auugghhhh
and bart just looks at her and tilts his head like a puppy dog and asks "wait. you have a love life?? since when???"
silence.
cassie gawks. kon looks positively gleeful.
and then tim starts laughing so hard he doubles over and accidentally slams his head into the corner of the coffee table hard enough to get a mild concussion. bart's aro swag claims yet another victim
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plasticanwires · 2 days
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doodling
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shrillvoices · 23 hours
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Kyborg took his Lute and put it on the top shelf
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butchjess · 2 days
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was thinkin about lucas luke butch danes in high school…. canon loser skaterboy
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literalgrill · 2 months
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Think I just found @amtrak-official's favorite wrestler
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5tell4r · 2 years
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ddejay18 · 1 month
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Bonus
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Impulse shaves his head. His friends don´t approve (except Arrowette becasue she is an enabler).
Thank you @fandomriderx-1 for the inspo. As soon as I saw this comment i had a vision and just had to make a rushed extended version.
(This is what I´m referencing btw)
https://www.tumblr.com/ddejay18/745207135889211392/i-get-an-image-in-my-head-and-draw-it-then-i-get?source=share
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stevebuscemieyes · 6 months
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The Simpsons: Treehouse Of Horror
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thenhc · 3 months
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ypipie · 2 years
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they look so delicious how could i resist
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mamawasatesttube · 3 days
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of heavenly bodies
9.5k | 1/10 | M | core four adventures in space!!
Stranded on an alien planet where the locals really, really adore Superman, Kon, Tim, Bart, and Cassie work to discover what, exactly, everyone here isn't telling them.
“What’s the prognosis, doc?”
Kon rests his arms atop the back of the pilot’s chair, leaning forward to peer at the yoke in Tim’s hands. The ship is flying steady for now, but the several red, flashing alerts on the screens make it pretty clear that’s not gonna hold forever, not with the damage they sustained getting the hell outta Dodge.
Kon rests his chin atop Tim’s head. His hair is still damp from his shower earlier, but at least he doesn’t smell like burning Kevlar anymore. Rest in pieces to his cowl, though. “Think we’re gonna make it?”
Tim grunts. “Mn. We’re steady for now, but we don’t have more than maybe… two hours, before that last fuel pump gives out in engine three.”
Well, damn. Those Denebian space pirates just had to hit the engines, huh?
He can feel the struggling fuel pump, shuddering on the fringes of his TTK aura. Unfortunately, there’s not a lot he can do for it, even with his telekinesis; sure, he could pump the fuel through to the converter himself, but without the rotating component from the back of the pumps that completes the circuits, power won’t go through the engine, and the thrusters won’t actually ignite. So he can’t just try to pump the fuel himself to give the overworked last pump a break, and the other two that are supposed to help it are already toast.
“Well, worse comes to worst, I can always get out and push,” Kon offers, only half-joking.
Tim quirks a tiny half-smile at the front window. “I don’t think it’ll come to that, but good to know it’s an option.”
{ read on ao3! }
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plasticanwires · 20 days
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muppet-facts · 15 days
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Muppet Fact #1046
Bart, Bert's twin brother, is the complete opposite of Bert personality wise. Bart is very cheerful and happy, contrasting the serious and stern Bert.
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Source:
Sesame Street. Episode 0594. February 7, 1974.
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lackadaisycal-art · 3 months
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Doodles while watching that episode of the Simpsons where Bart loves his lizard babies even though everyone else thinks they're monsters and it's a metaphor for how Marge loves him so much even though everyone else thinks he's a bad kid
I love Bart a normal amount
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julesywoolsy · 9 months
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