Garrus: "Shepard this isn't funny"
Shep: "just stand still"
Grunt: "heh heh heh..."
It's almost Halloween, so why not lmfao
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POV dib takes zim to a pride parade
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this flopped on Twitter, but maybe Tumblr has better taste
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Me to my Writing Brain when it starts writing the opening scene of my novel while I'm standing at the bus stop.
Of course I forget everything by the time I dig my notepad and pen out of my backpack.
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Andrew: what are you talking about? I am literally the nicest person in the world
Aaron: you literally shoved Kevin face first into a puddle yesterday
Andrew: yesterday?? You’re still thinking about yesterday??? Today is a new day, I’m a different person now
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*gets hit with a basketball right in the head* wouldn't it be fun if Mary Flynn and Caroline Duffy kissed?
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Black night and black ice
As always I'm unsteady
Calamity lurks
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I lied, I don't actually like sex, now put your clothes back on I'm going to explain the entire lore of warrior cats
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basic life advice: if part of your hand is wet and you just washed your hands, but they're dry, don't lick it
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Therapist I pay $100’s for: It seems like you may have depression.
Me:
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Anna Geislerová and Cillian Murphy in "Anthropoid"(2016)
as Lenka Fafková and Josef Gabcík
Dir.Sean Ellis
Is based on the extraordinary true story of Operation Anthropoid, the World War II mission to assassinate SS General Reinhard Heydrich. The Reich's third in command after Hitler and Himmler, Heydrich was the main architect behind the Final Solution and the leader of occupying Nazi forces in Czechoslovakia whose reign of terror prompted self-exiled Czech and Slovak soldiers (played by Cillian Murphy and Jamie Dornan) to hatch a top-secret mission that would change the face of Europe forever.
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Spambot: Read and understand the word of God. Help for new believers to understand God's Holy Word *virus link*
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Being in a qpr is different from being in a romantic relationship because while romantic partners walk around the target holding hands and being cute, queer platonic partners accidentally hit each other in the face with rolled up rugs and make fun of each other when their bags break outside of them dorms
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“this message is unlikely to be produced by person X because they have a demonstrated preference for ur over your or you’re” — forensic linguistics
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When I scroll through a blog that has a great variety of posts about fun and very interesting stuff:
And suddenly there's a post with a very explict porn video:
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Retro Review: "Minor Detail" by Adania Shibli
*This review was originally posted on Goodreads 12/11/2023
Initial reaction: 4- 4.5 stars. Thinking on it for a night to decide where I land. Oh, this book hurt. Beautifully written, broken into two parts in terms of the past and present. The description of the novella on Goodreads gives you the overview, but when you’re actually reading the narrative and how it sets up things…it’s a gut punch.…
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