#ben quotes

[dwarvendiaries]

You can lick some of these rocks, just some of them are radioactive and they look exactly like the ones that aren't

#didi rambles #Ben quotes

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

#all the young dudes #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #marauders #marauders era #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #sirius orion black #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #the black family #the black brothers #atyd #anything for our moony #wolfstar #jegulus #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #james & peter & remus & sirius #james fleamont potter

[rhetorical-conscience]

Charlie: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Charlie: Last night I lost Nick at a party and found him outside trying to befriend a stray cat.

Charlie: Upgrades.

#oh shit he speaks #incorrect heartstopper quotes #ben hope hate club #charlie spring #nick nelson #heartstopper #ben hope #nelspring #incorrect heartstopper #nick and charlie #nick x charlie #charlie x nick #nicholas nelson #netflix heartstopper #heartstopper incorrect quotes #heartstopper tv #heartstopper netflix #alice oseman #osemanverse #charlie heartstopper #nick heartstopper #ben heartstopper #sebastian croft #kit connor #joe locke #narlie #incorrect quotes

[noramsblog]

Fire hazard

#star wars #the clone wars #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #ben kenobi #shinanigans #quote : b99 #my fav idiot trio <3

[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #alison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #fei hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #the sparrow academy #incorrect tua quotes #vanya hargreeves #lila pitts

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jeff: Hello.

BEN: Hi!

Toby: Hey!!

Y/N: I gave you the key to my house for emergencies only.

BEN: We were out of Doritos.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ticci toby headcanons #ticci toby #ticci toby headcanon #ticci toby x reader #jeff the killer headcanon #Jeff the killer #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer x reader #Ben drowned #ben drowned headcanon #ben drowned headcanons #ben drowned x reader

[ammdakin]

No, sir. Definitely not.

(Quote Source: Parks and rec)

p.7 of my silly OFMD fanarts 🏴‍☠️💕

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #edward teach #blackbeard #incorrect quotes #parks and rec #ben wyatt #human disaster #lol #my art #my comic

[shuutingstar]

Welcome to your obligated dose of incorrect quotes!

Aiden: oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons—

Tyler: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

Ashlyn: can you suggest me a book that made you cry?

Ben, typing on his notes app: general mathematics 6th edition.

Taylor: how do you tell someone their mouth stinks without being rude?

Aiden: I’m bored, let’s drink mouthwash.

Tyler: what do you have planned for the future?

Ashlyn: lunch.

Tyler: I meant long term.

Ashlyn: dinner.

Aiden: which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Logan: neither, because it’s twelve.

Tyler: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Ashlyn, turning to Aiden: how tall are you?

Aiden: if Ben and I were drowning, who’d you save?

Ashlyn: you two can’t swim?

Aiden: it’s a hypothetical question, Ash! Who would you save?

Ashlyn: my time and effort.

Taylor: you have to apologise, Tyler!

Tyler: fine.

Tyler: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever.

#I was bored #can you tell? #Ben doesn’t talk so he isn’t in a lot of them #sorry?? #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #aiden clark #ashlyn banner #school bus graveyard webtoon #ben clark #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #logan fields #incorrect quotes #incorrect school bus graveyard quotes #shit post

[freshmoviequotes]

Theater Camp (2023)

#theater camp #molly gordon #nick lieberman #ben platt #movies #film #quotes #funny #2023

[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

#never seen a textpost fit a character so well in my life #ben hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sparrow ben #tua #the umbrella academy #tua 4 #tua 3 #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #tua season 3 #tua s4 #tua s3 #tua incorrect quotes #tua textposts #sparrow academy #sparrow academy ben hargreeves

[inaccurate-linguini]

E.J.: You're scamming him?

Ben: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him

E.J.: What? No way

Jeff: We already stole Y/n

Y/n: Hey guys

E.J.: We didn't steal them, Y/n is a persom, they can do what they want

Y/n: I wanna steal

#creepypasta #Eyeless Jack #Ben Drowned #Jeff the Killer #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes

[slippery-domjot-balls]

So, tell me about Dr. Bashir.

#star trek ds9 #ds9 #julian bashir #kira nerys #jadzia dax #miles o'brien #worf #morn #leeta #jake sisko #ben sisko #pictures courtesy of trekcore.com #incorrect trek quotes

[bingobongocheerio]

Slender: (Y/N)! BEN told me you were hiding pot in here!

(Y/N): Oh, you mean this?

(Y/N): [pulls out a flower pot]

Slender: Oh, that's fine. What are you growing?

(Y/N): Weed.

#creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta #marble hornets incorrect quotes #marble hornets x reader #masky marble hornets #ben drowned x reader #ben drowned #benjamin lawman x reader #benjamin lawman #slenderman x reader #slenderman

[starwarstweets]

#star wars #twitter #incorrect quotes #star wars twitter #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars original trilogy #star wars memes #star wars sequel trilogy #star wars funny #star wars shows #star wars prequels #clone wars #star wars rebels #rogue one #the mandalorian #the book of boba fett #obi wan star wars #ben kenobi #obi wan kenobi

[hihomeghere]

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #incorrect quotes #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #alison hargreeves #reginald hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #ben hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #hihomeghere

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N, looking at Toby: Damn, what an angle.

BEN: I think you mean “angel”?

Y/N: I was talking about his jawline, but damn you’re right about that too.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ticci toby headcanons #ticci toby #ticci toby headcanon #ticci toby x reader #Ben drowned #ben drowned headcanon #ben drowned headcanons #Ben drowned x reader