I saw your post with Neito as brother and really like how you write! I wonder if you could do Karma x fem!reader headcanon where reader wants to have a large family (4 children or more)? How do you think he would react to this and how he would find himself as a husband and father in such a family?
» "how many?"
character: karma
description: you want kids. lots of them.
warnings: slightly suggestive at the end?? otherwise it's kinda sweet
style: headcanons and drabble
when karma first heard this, he was a little taken aback.
four?? kids??
but, after thinking about it for a while, i think he'd warm up to the idea.
a bunch of little mini menaces all annoying you.. yes, he could see it very clearly.
he's like their jungle gym, and the world is his. the kids climb all over him, and he would literally climb a volcano for them if need be.
but of course, he still will cater to your needs. you're craving something during your pregnancy? he's sprint to the grocery store to get it.
hell, he'd even try it with you, especially if it's something odd. (like pickles, cream cheese, and hot sauce)
but otherwise, he's going to be extremely careful. he makes sure that you're always comfortable and safe.
and of course, he'd teach them self defense at a young age. so don't be surprised when the elementary school calls to tell you that one of your kids fought somebody.
(the other kid is now forever scared of that child)
karma would totally pick them up from school with a smile on his face and take them out to eat ice cream.
he definitely buys everyone sunglasses and they all walk together and pretend to be spies.
in addition to climbing onto him, karma will hoist one of the kids up onto his shoulders. this has just become a natural thing.
karma is definitely scared at first, but the more times you are pregnant and have a kid, the more it becomes normal to him. he doesn't stress about it anymore.
all in all, i think he'd be pretty great as both a husband and a father.
here's a little bonus too:
you had never voiced your wish until now. you wanted quite a lot of kids... definitely, at least four.
you were telling your friends all about your desire to have a big family. you were giggling on the phone and imagining all the little babies, which resulted in you getting giddier by the second.
little did you know karma was listening in on this phone call of yours. he stood outside the door, honestly a little shocked, as you had never expressed your need for a family, let alone a larger one.
he thought for a moment. objectively, he didn't see much wrong with it. you want babies, so what? he couldn't lie and say they weren't adorable (when they weren't throwing up and pooping everywhere).
so, what was his hesitation?
he was worried how he would be as a father. as carefree as he seems, he knows how intense his personality can be. he doesn't want to scare his kid off as soon as they come out of you.
he is interrupted from his train of thought when he hears you bring your phone call to an end. he begins to walk away, thinking you hadn't noticed him.
"karma, i know you're there."
stopping in his tracks, he whirled around and made eye contact with you. perhaps he hadn't been as slick as he though he had.
sucking in his cheeks and taking a deep breath, he smiled at you.
"so... i heard you want kids."
you couldn't help but giggle at his forwardness. he walked over to your bed and sat down on the edge, turning his head to look at you.
he was always a good husband to you. maybe a little protective, but nothing too out of the ordinary. you crawled over to him and sprawled across his lap, leading him to gently pat your head.
"yes, that's true. i do want children."
"and how many, again, did you want?"
you hesitated a little bit, halfway to bursting out laughing.
"at least four."
he sighed and leaned back, pulling you into his chest.
"i'm.." he struggled to find the write way to say this. "i'm worried with how i would be a father. especially with four or more children."
"well, keep in mind it only starts with one." you reply, hoping to calm him, if only a little.
he smirked at your attempt at a joke, and rolled over to tackle you. he kissed you, and after a minute, slowly broke apart, and then smirked.
"well, we'd better get started then."
notes: aghagahhajdaka i'm so sorry this took such a long time
i did not expect my week to be so busy but it was and i'm really sorry 💔💔
but anyways tysm for the request!! mwah mwah to everyone and i hope you enjoyed!!
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