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otmudohau-blog · 2 days
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– You'll be alright
– You going to live
I'm posting the same photos again. But only for one, one quote above turned out to be true. Thorin and Bilbo could be happy too. I really wanted them to be happy too.
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kitmdrawsthings · 2 days
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Thought I’d sum up The Hobbit in one drawing if that’s okay with you guys
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conkers-thecosy · 3 days
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Treated myself to the 50th anniversary edition of The Hobbit! I’ve wanted this copy for ages, it’s just so gorgeous! 💛
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hermoonself · 3 days
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if bagginshield is canon I win. if bagginshield is not canon then Thorin "had no wife" Oakenshield and Bilbo "confirmed bachelor" Baggins are aroace icons and I still win.
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ilovemygirlfriend2 · 3 days
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There's no heterosexual explanation for the way Thorin looks at Bilbo these bitches gay good for them
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lllemonsoda · 1 day
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You are changed, Thorin.
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morningnoodles · 2 days
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a hobbit and a half-foot meet
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shurikthereject · 1 day
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The half animal au won in my last poll! Thank you all for voting!
Honestly didn't expect it to win! I was so sure the pirates au would i win i prepared some sketches already lol. And it appears i bit too much to chew with this au. Because of the different proportions it's harder to draw certain poses so i apologize if they came out a little wonky. But hey! The whole purpose of this au was so that i can practice drawing animals, and im getting better little by little! I know i promised more of the company but it came out to be harder than i thought to accomplish that 😭. I was able to stuff Fili and Kili into the sketches tho! Anyway hope you enjoy this bunch!
If y'all have any questions on this au i will gladly answer them!
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autistook · 1 day
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I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:
WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?
Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.
Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.
Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.
Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.
Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.
Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.
Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.
Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.
Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.
And as a bonus:
Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.
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pilkypills · 3 days
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otmudohau-blog · 3 days
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Thorin: I would die for you...
Bilbo (he can't stand the drama anymore): Okay, yes, it's cute, but... Would you rather LIVE for me???
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randomdumpsterfire · 15 hours
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I've had the key for about 2 months now and I just got the acorn at an Oddities expo ✨ Saw the acorn and realized what I could do since I have the key already so I bought it 😂
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conkers-thecosy · 2 days
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There’s nothing quite as jarring as writing a professional blog post for my Day Job, then coming home and writing extremely frivolous gay fanfiction about a dwarf and a hobbit.
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fantasyinallforms · 11 hours
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The last sneak peek before the day of release!
Enjoy this snippet of my new fic, The Burden Of Choice, coming out in just two days on April 25th!
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“Flower crowns are a little like braiding but more like weaving. You want them to be sturdy enough that they won’t fall apart with a little light play but not so hard you strangle the stems.”  They sat in compatible silence apart from Bilbo’s instruction. Both of them were concentrating on their tasks. Thorin failed several times to get the flowers to hold their shape. After several failed attempts and dozens of snapped and discarded flowers, Thorin finally had a functioning flower crown. He placed it on the bed next to Bilbo’s and tried not to cringe at how juvenile his attempt looked in comparison. “Nimble hobbit hands are better suited to this craft than rough dwarven ones.” Thorin sighed.  “Oh, I don't know about that. The only advantage I have is decades of practice.” Bilbo set aside his crown and picked up Thorin’s, nestling it securely on his head with a smile. “It even fits me!”  “You don’t have to wear that.” He knew that Bilbo probably thought the work was shoddy, and he hated the idea of him walking around with something so ill-made. Thorin reached for the crown, intent on swapping it with the beautiful one Bilbo had made, but before his hand could grab anything, Bilbo laced his fingers through his, stopping his progress.  “I want to wear it because you made it.” Bilbo used his hand as an anchor to lean forward seductively. “because you made it for me. Rough dwarven hands and all, and I’ll have you know I’m growing very fond of how rough those hands can be.”
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meteors-lotr · 12 hours
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God I always forget how fucking autistic Bilbo is in the movies
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I think it's kinda funny how you can see if a The Hobbit fan is a book fan or a movie-only fan just by asking who their favourite dwarf is and why
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